Mikel Arteta: He Who Must Not Be Named

[North5]

The pickpocket thing cracked me up. Imagine if your manager did that. You could never relax. He might hire an assassin to kill your dog in the middle of the night or something, as some kind of bizarre lesson. That's the fogging estandards

"GABI IF YOU CAN'T PROTECT YOUR DOG HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PROTECT THE GOAL?'

 

[jones]

The pickpocket thing cracked me up. Imagine if your manager did that. You could never relax. He might hire an assassin to kill your dog in the middle of the night or something, as some kind of bizarre lesson. That's the fogging estandards

"GABI IF YOU CAN'T PROTECT YOUR DOG HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PROTECT THE GOAL?'

You just know next he'll stage a kidnapping and "by accident" Saliba the last remaining Black French player will get maimed in the process.

 

[2Smokeyy]

Black is the color of darkness though, it's not ridiculous at all. Everyone uses black or hues close to black to project unpredictability, fear, and death.

What would be ridiculous is to think of the color only as it pertains to the skin color. Which isn’t even actually black but hues of brown.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Black is intimidating tbf. Mordor, the Nazgûls. Pirate flags. Black holes. Dementors.

 

[King87]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1821476243914596477

 

[RunTheTrap]

Tetanyahu saying black people intimidate him, Tomiyasu looks transparent, robbing his own players of their hard earned cash to fund his satanic stormfront circle etc. AMs hasbara continues unabated.

Looking forward to seeing this place's excuses when he changes our club crest and adds a blackfaced figure to the right of it.

I beg your focking pardon. This is an INSANE slander name.

 

[db10_therza]

I beg your focking pardon. This is an INSANE slander name.

@2Smokeyy coined it a while back akshuarry

 

[Makingtrax]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1821476243914596477

All those who thought his corporate bullsh!t was just for the purposes of Amazon’s ‘All or Nothing’ are in the mud.

 

[outlawz]

Arteta's just giving them a taste of what's to come in case anyone suddenly decides they have Barcelona DNA.

 

[jones]

@2Smokeyy coined it a while back akshuarry

Nah many terms originated in akhi smokeys pen but that one came after @El Duderino forced me to become creative when I wasn't allowed to call the guy a n*nce after the PSV return match.

 

[A_M Iniesta]

Mikel , this is a big one coming up.
Personally, all credit to city for their success but 2 from there fourpeat were "ours".

We had them in our hands and we didnt win for different reasons thats ok , cant dwell in past now.
Aswell, Credit to Mikel for bringing us back to the big boy dining table . Now we have to win the league this season mahn that should be like the paramount one.

If we dont win this year Mikel, may not be the one , unlikely as it seems to cross the finishing line .i dont know how i'd rationalize it .

Its a big one for him as manager a healthy expectation for us to have .
COYG!!!

 

[DJ_Markstar]

This is like that time Mikel angrily shut down rainbow laces and armbands during pride month and you guys were swearing it was a coincydink

English or Spanish?

 

[DJ_Markstar]

Couldn't tell, but he kept giving a cheeky wink to people who spotted him.

I aspire to have the sorts of dreams you have

 

[Macho]

English or Spanish?

Both my friend.

 

[RunTheTrap]

Both my friend.

“Baby you got something in your nose
Sniffing that k won't fill the void…”

 

[Aevi]

Think the 'Arteta is racist' jokes stretching his remark on jersey colors are getting a bit stupid.

 

[GoonerJay24]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1821476243914596477

This is embarrassing

 

[Mohamed7]

Intimidating in sports is a good thing to have. Arteta actually supporting BLM. My manager.

 

[Farzad]

Why is he is so odd and off putting? He is like a creepy, stalker version of Eddie Munster, if Eddie was in good shape and could play football in the day

 

[Macho]

Think the 'Arteta is racist' jokes stretching his remark on jersey colors are getting a bit stupid.

People are just bored and seeing people get butthurt is also funny.

The only thing stupid here is Arteta, seeing as the team that has the league in a chokehold wears sky blue. Ridiculous attempts of PR on his behalf deserves to be mocked.