Mikel Arteta: Mid-table Mikel

Looks as if this will be another weekend Arteta can’t get any points. Starting to be a theme with him.

 

Can't ignore someone who roasts GDeep in every post.

 

Yeah it’s nice to see, also nice to see Gdeeps a massive coward

 

Shocking stuff ffs, saw this post by accident. At least tag me if you’re going to insult me like this you ****.

 

To be fair @GDeep™ is entertaining

A bit like Joe Wilkinson on 8 out of 10 Cats...

 

@OnlyOne

 

Do these types of stats only include shots?

What if you **** up the last pass in a move, when in a very dangerous attacking position?

 

Yes.

 

That makes sense...against the likes of Bournemouth, Crystal Palace and Sheffield United, the amount of times we messed up great positions was infuriating.

I imagine that stat is padded a bit from the Chelsea match, when we were down to ten men for an hour.

Also Burnley did miss that sitter against us, but Auba and Laca should have both scored in that game too...stat looks a little dodgy to me tbh.

 

Emery didn't die for this

 

Any news?

 

Sorry boss.

@GDeep™

 

Philip Schofield came out as gay after 27 years of marriage, incredibly brave.

 

Calls you a coward online? I really don’t understand. Is it because you don’t turn all keyboard warrior and ask for his address so you can show him how tough you are?

You should post a no makeup selfie to show him how brave you are.

 

He probably died of his horrible teeth and too much use of hair product.

 

@rich 1990

 

Baffling really how it's still so hard to come out this day and age. Very, very, very happy Stuttgart's Hitzlsperger is out since years and he's working his job and there's no homophobic abuse or whatever. Everyone loves him as a club legend, no matter his sexual orientation.

 

Did Arteta steal all your candy when you were a kid or something?

 

I think Schofield's situation is different. He has two daughters and has been married for 27 years. There are other people involved, not just him.

I feel sorry for his wife. They would have made plans for the future together, and I know she's supporting him, but she must be in agony.