Mikel Arteta: Mikspected Goals

What does Mikel need to do to keep his job in your opinion?


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GoonerJeeves

Up The Terriers
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No change from all the other games. Slow transitions, clueless in the final third, spamming crosses to nobody. Lucky win again thanks to a ridiculous foul by Westwood in a superb area.

That's not entertainment watching us back off and defend most of the match against relegation fodder
1-0 to the Arsenal. We were happy with that once upon a time.
 

shoot for the top

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Aaron Paul He Cant Keep Getting Away With This GIF by Breaking Bad
 

Xanth

Active Member
No change from all the other games. Slow transitions, clueless in the final third, spamming crosses to nobody. Lucky win again thanks to a ridiculous foul by Westwood in a superb area.

That's not entertainment watching us back off and defend most of the match against relegation fodder

Yeah, such a decline from those ****house 1-0 wins at Turf Moor under Wenger.

I’d encourage people to read about the state of the pitch in that game and why we were hesitant to make simple passes that we would have made on most other pitches comfortably.
 

jato

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Yeah, such a decline from those ****house 1-0 wins at Turf Moor under Wenger.

I’d encourage people to read about the state of the pitch in that game and why we were hesitant to make simple passes that we would have made on most other pitches comfortably.

Did you see before right before the game? Burnley were still watering the pitch, obviously trying to slow it down. Smart from Burnley, would have done the same.
 

razörist

Soft With The Ladies, Hard With The Mes
Not really. He has one of those kind and gentle faces. We've always had good lookers but I want football ability above all else. Arguably the best looker in the squad is the one I can't wait to see the back of. Henry, Vieira, Bergkamp, Pires. Now you're talking.
Anyone else really wanna know who she’s talking about?
 

Sapient Hawk

Can You Smell What The Hawk Is Cooking?
Fits the get rid part. But is he attractive? Idk I don’t see it. Just a brute with white teeth and dim eyes

You'll have to wait for word from the lady herself.

@Mrs Bergkamp mentioned a few if the invincibles in her previous post.

This lead me to think she has an eclectic type built on nostalgia for a time when Arsenal actually had men playing for the club 🤣
 

Makingtrax

Planes, Trains & Social Media Rants
1 goal from open play in 5 games, that's worth repeating.

We maybe 13th but we're 15th for 'expected points' from our play on understat.com.

Second from bottom on goal difference, equal bottom on goals for, and we've played the worst two teams in the league.

Good job the leagues getting harder or this would be a disgrace for a club like Arsenal.
 

CaseUteinberger

A-M's brilliant, yet humble Xhaka-stan 😍
Can’t really fault the tactical set up.
I struggle not to. We simply are not scoring and look so blunt in attack. We have scored two goals in five matches! Yes, we have won the last two matches, but still that is absolute poverty. Whatever you want to say about Arteta, but we aren't exactly lighting up the league with our attacking football.
 
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