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Angry & Miserable
Yes, let's compare player A who's primarily played CM to player B who primarily plays LW. Let's also not adjust for the fact that when player A played LW, his attacking metrics drastically improved. Let's also ignore the fact Player A played every minute of every competition, where as Player B looks statistically much better per minute because he's subbed off when tired and has the luxury of coming on as a sub against tired legs to vastly inflate his per minute statistics.
Let's also ignore the fact that player A had 50% less shots than Tross and Martinelli combined and still scored 3 more PL goals than they did together.
This is A-M, mate. You need to put /s at the end.