Fs! 😤 Noni Madueke

[Batman]

Why aren’t we linked to Rashford?

Because Berta doesn't want a visit from me tonight.

 

[grange]

Why doesn't he go ****ing manage Chelsea instead of buying all their cast offs.

Seems like easy pickings. They have 90 players. Some are bound to be decent.

 

[Batman]

My team needs an exorcist cause I'm going to haunt its crusty arse for eternity

I'm finished. It's fully Arteta out for me. Yesterday was the last straw and then this was like someone peed on the coffin that was just nailed shut.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

@albakos when do we get a flip the bird emoji? Needed for posts like this, even though Hydro is just on the wind up

Its new year new me. Havent trolled or wind up for long time. Just trying to be positive!

 

[BBF]

Having reflected I think it's a negotiation ploy, we ain't signing this guy

Stage 1: Denial

 

[The Ducking Duck]

Might abandon football this summer. And the rest of the modern world. It sucks any way. Maybe i should become a monk in Tibet? This is what Arteta does to people.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

I'm finished. It's fully Arteta out for me. Yesterday was the last straw and then this was like someone peed on the coffin that was just nailed shut.

Welcome aboard, Bruce!!

Your presence gives the movement the legitimacy we so desperately cried out for.

I'm the face of the bloody movement!! Marinate on that for a while

 

[Batman]

Welcome aboard, Bruce!!

Your presence gives the movement the legitimacy we so desperately cried out for.

I'm the face of the bloody movement!! Marinate on that for a while

I don't know how much legitimacy I add but we need to swell the ranks. The club doesn't deserve to be led by people of such low character. I don't even know that I would enjoy us winning anything under him right now because I don't really want any of our future achievements associated with him. We need fresh energy that doesn't stink of moral decay.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

I don't know how much legitimacy I add but we need to swell the ranks. The club doesn't deserve to be led by people of such low character. I don't even know that I would enjoy us winning anything under him right now because I don't really want any of our future achievements associated with him. We need fresh energy that doesn't stink of moral decay.

This post has me in tears of joy because I agree with everything said.

The prose is up there with the Bard's best.

 

[Batman]

This post has me in tears of joy because I agree with everything said.

The prose is up there with the Bard's best.

Thanks pal. Unfortunately I don't see us extricating ourselves from the board and owner anytime soon but at least we can hope that the chief enabler will be gone soon and we can at least restore a bit of our dignity.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Thanks pal. Unfortunately I don't see us extricating ourselves from the board and owner anytime soon but at least we can hope that the chief enabler will be gone soon and we can at least restore a bit of our dignity.

If our club was an 80's power ballad, it'd be "It's A Long Road" by Jerry Goldsmith

 

[BBF]

Why doesn't he go ****ing manage Chelsea instead of buying all their cast offs.

That's phase six. Join Chelsea after you've booted out all their deadwood.

 

[Amsterdam Gooner 88]

This deal will not be so bad if we will buy Šeško, Rodrygo, Eze + renew Nwaneri and send him on loan where he will play every week (maybe at Palace). But we are Arsenal, we dont have the capacity to buy 4 attackers.

We are not buying Madueke + Sesko, Rodrygo and Eze. Is this your first rodeo? I really hope i am wrong though but i wont be. I'm complaining about us potentially signing Madueke because we should be using the funds to buy players who make our front line world class.

 

[TakeChillPill]

Exactly my thoughts.
Madueke is opposite of Arteta player.
Lazy (according to his 2 managers), defensively bad.
Why would Arteta want him?

He has main character syndrome. There's only one main character at arsenal and that's arteta

 

[kraphtous]

Guy looks like a proper baller on Youtube, I guess that‘s where Arteta scouted him.

 

[grange]

Is angering Poch really a character flaw?

 

[Rasmi]

Is angering Poch really a character flaw?

Yes. Porch is 10 times the man the weirdo managing us.

 

[grange]

Yes. Porch is 10 times the man the weirdo managing us.

Ahh yes, a man so respected you refer to him as a porch.

 

[Buhry]

If we get him and not the Rodrygo type bar raiser we need - it's easily a sackable offence.

This is Arteta last season to win a trophy, ideally a major one. Anything less and the fans will riot.

Yeah we make another havertz style signing like madueke and don't win CL or PL next season then I am fully arteta out this link is so disgusting, just like havertz was but he can't keep doing this ****.

 

[Rasmi]

Ahh yes, a man so respected you refer to him as a porch.

What I refer to Arteta is coming out as