RunTheTrap
Says Aesthetics Merchants, but really means Trilly
I couldn’t give a monkies about backup goalkeepers. Here is my tried-and-tested method for backup goalies.
1. Can you catch a ball? Yes or no? If yes, move to question two.
2. Can you catch a cold? Yes or no? If yes, congratulations here is £50k a week to play in cup ties.
That is how much thought it should go into signing backup goalies. Tell Inaki Conman to put the gloves in the bag and stop cosplaying as a scout. Know your place, bozo!
1. Can you catch a ball? Yes or no? If yes, move to question two.
2. Can you catch a cold? Yes or no? If yes, congratulations here is £50k a week to play in cup ties.
That is how much thought it should go into signing backup goalies. Tell Inaki Conman to put the gloves in the bag and stop cosplaying as a scout. Know your place, bozo!