PL: Arsenal v West Ham | Saturday March 7th | KO: 15:00 GMT | Illegal Streams

[A_G]

 

[GDeep™]

Handshake is outlawed but rubbing up against one another and breathing in close proximity is ok?

 

[roz]

Torreira out for the season is a big blow to our top 4 hopes. **** me.

Yep. Can see us struggling against West Ham.
Rice & Noble v Ceballos & Xhaka.
Can see whoever’s the ref letting a lot of dirty tricks from those 2 slide before Xhaka gets booked and Ceballos gets injured by Noble

 

[A_G]

Handshake is outlawed but rubbing up against one another and breathing in close proximity is ok?

Maybe they'll go for a pre-match fist bump

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Martinez
Bellerin - Don't care - Don't care - Tierney
AMN - Xhaka - Özil
Pepe - Nketiah - Aubameyang

 

[Let's play Aubamawang]

Latest news: the FA have banned all physical contact during games due to coronavirus fears.

Wenger would have loved that. That's the thing about Arsenal, they always try to walk it in the net.

 

[Oxeki]

Martinez
Bellerin - Don't care - Don't care - Tierney
AMN - Xhaka - Özil
Pepe - Nketiah - Aubameyang

Özil in a midfield three?
You're having a laugh

 

[Riou]

...a cheeky pre-Arsène win, with two headers from two Arsenal legends!

 

[Red London]

Going to the game, hopefully see a bounce back from that EL disaster.

If we dont win games like this then forget even being close to the likes of Chelsea, United, Sheffield and Wolves.

 

[Red London]

Leno
Bellerin Sokratis Luiz Tierney/Saka
Ceballos Xhaka
Pepe Özil Auba
Nketiah

 

[James Bond]

———-Leno
AMN-Luiz-Mustafi-Saka
—-Xhaka—Guendouzi
———Ceballos
—Pepe———Martinelli
————PEA

 

[Oxeki]

Apparently, the English FA are banning all form of handshqkes till further notice.

So if Auba scores, he can't give Laca a handshake?

 

[Oxeki]

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Want us to try out an experimental 2-8-1 for this
Leno
Luiz Sokratis
Bellerin Niles Xhaka Ceballos Willock Guendouzi Saka Tierney
Auba

The eight in the middle will allow us to format all across the field horizontally , leaving no spaces in the midfield for Hammers to run inbetween. Sokratis speed and Luiz incredible positional awareness will cover up for eventual mistakes. Aubas incredible dribbling techniques will allow him to run circles around West Hams defence, as we can count on them doubling up on him. I predict an exciting game for ze gunners, 10-0

#tectics

 

[RacingPhoton]

Apparently, the English FA are banning all form of handshqkes till further notice.

So if Auba scores, he can't give Laca a handshake?

If the football bodies really cared about hygiene, they should have first banned Joachim Low's handshake like a decade before.

 

[celestis]

Doesn't make sense , might as well ban all contact . Imagine this in 2007-2008 We would have won the league and Eduardo would have been a league legend .

 

[Ashybashy86]

Should ban spitting and nose-clearing, too.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Cedric also back to full training according reports . If bellerin keep preforming badly Soares need to be ready.

 

[Hunta]

Poor mans Jens
Dua Lipa, Chelsea reject, Journeyman fella, KT
Big **** Ainsley, Granit Xavi
Nicole Pep, Gangster O, English Neymar
R9
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[Rimaal]

They can sweat on each other as they tussle over a ball or a position, but noooo shaking of hands.

Humans can be such idiots.