Country: Wales
Im sorry but I can't take any more of this f*cking international break, reading the Alli vs Özil thread broke something in me I didn't even know existed.
So let's look to Sunday and speculate endlessly on what XI Arsène will pick to bring more misery and sadness into our already terrible lives.
We shuffle from home to work and back again wondering why three years ago Ramsey was outperforming the likes of Vidal and Modric but now looks incapable of controlling a football. Or why every member of our back four can't defend. Or how our goalkeeper is so poor in the air an opposition corner seems to have a 50/50 chance of being a goal. Or why Özil has decided to check out of our season in February. Or how after five years we've all come down with Stockholm syndrome and are actually excited to see Giroud start.
So get ready for another thrilling conclusion to an Arsenal season with lots of new exciting questions to be answered like...
Will we manage to somehow finish below Everton?
Will Wenger decide to stay for the good of AFTV so they can rake in more subscribers?
Which out of form City player will kick start their season against us?
And so on into the warm embrace of insanity...
So let's look to Sunday and speculate endlessly on what XI Arsène will pick to bring more misery and sadness into our already terrible lives.
We shuffle from home to work and back again wondering why three years ago Ramsey was outperforming the likes of Vidal and Modric but now looks incapable of controlling a football. Or why every member of our back four can't defend. Or how our goalkeeper is so poor in the air an opposition corner seems to have a 50/50 chance of being a goal. Or why Özil has decided to check out of our season in February. Or how after five years we've all come down with Stockholm syndrome and are actually excited to see Giroud start.
So get ready for another thrilling conclusion to an Arsenal season with lots of new exciting questions to be answered like...
Will we manage to somehow finish below Everton?
Will Wenger decide to stay for the good of AFTV so they can rake in more subscribers?
Which out of form City player will kick start their season against us?
And so on into the warm embrace of insanity...