The Ducking Duck
(incoherent quacking)
Country: Sweden
Celebrating getting out of the group stage? Are you Baldspray in disguise? At least your midget boyfriend will have something to celebrate tomorrow.

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Absolute farce
The star player of the bench, the wildcard, the electrifying Robben is suppressed by the simulator and makes zero minutes, same as Arsenal legend Wrighty. While surprisingly the bench players of Graham are there![]()
He played, he just didn’t score.![]()
Absolute farce
The star player of the bench, the wildcard, the electrifying Robben is suppressed by the simulator and makes zero minutes, same as Arsenal legend Wrighty. While surprisingly the bench players of Graham are there![]()
Yea didn't know we were playing International Superstar Soccer on Nintendo where the best team was Uruguay with their 2-3-5 formation.17 year old Milner at RB, Saka at LB.
Owen and Saha playing in wide positions they have never played before in real life. Yorke as a playmaker.
Topping the group with that travesty of a team with 9 points.
I am picking 10 strikers in the next sim draft.
Expected Albakos to get knocked out but your team with 7 90+ players in the first 11 getting 1 point and -3 GD is some **** luck lol
My team isn’t as random as people make out, Owen floated to the left in his younger days, Yorke could play behind the striker, Saka started out under Emery at LB and done well.
On paper it might be questionable, on the the field it works. Very fluid.
Would like to take this opportunity to hand in my resignation of this team due to unforeseen circumstances.
I would like @Riou to take over.
| Team | P | W | D | L | Goals | GD | Pts | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Arsenal
W
W
W
W
|
4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8:1 | +7 | 12 | |
| 2 |
Manchester City
W
W
W
W
|
4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8:2 | +6 | 12 | |
| 3 |
Leeds
W
D
D
W
|
4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 7:3 | +4 | 8 | |
| 4 |
Hull
D
D
W
W
|
4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5:2 | +3 | 8 | |
| 5 |
Brighton
W
D
L
W
|
4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 13:5 | +8 | 7 | |
| 6 |
Chelsea
D
L
W
W
|
4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 10:9 | +1 | 7 | |
| 7 |
Brentford
D
D
D
W
|
4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 7:4 | +3 | 6 | |
| 8 |
Liverpool
D
W
D
D
|
4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 6:4 | +2 | 6 | |
| 9 |
Everton
D
D
D
W
|
4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5:3 | +2 | 6 | |
| 10 |
Ipswich
W
L
L
W
|
4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7:10 | -3 | 6 | |
| 11 |
Nottingham Forest
W
D
D
L
|
4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4:4 | 0 | 5 | |
| 12 |
Newcastle
L
D
W
D
|
4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7:8 | -1 | 5 | |
| 13 |
Manchester United
L
D
W
L
|
4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7:7 | 0 | 4 | |
| 14 |
Sunderland
L
D
W
L
|
4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3:5 | -2 | 4 | |
| 15 |
Bournemouth
D
D
D
L
|
4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6:7 | -1 | 3 | |
| 16 |
Crystal Palace
L
W
L
L
|
4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 6:11 | -5 | 3 | |
| 17 |
Tottenham
D
D
L
L
|
4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0:5 | -5 | 2 | |
| 18 |
Fulham
D
L
L
L
|
4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4:7 | -3 | 1 | |
| 19 |
Aston Villa
L
D
L
L
|
4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1:7 | -6 | 1 | |
| 20 |
Coventry
L
L
L
L
|
4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0:10 | -10 | 0 |