jones
Captain Serious
World wants you out of your mum's basement finding a job. Good tourney and well done, now go out there and be somebody you useless filthy unwashed pygmy.Gutted. World wanted me out and they got what they wanted.
World wants you out of your mum's basement finding a job. Good tourney and well done, now go out there and be somebody you useless filthy unwashed pygmy.Gutted. World wanted me out and they got what they wanted.
Me vs @MakingtraxAnother excellent read! Saves it with his face
@Oxeki next!What’s going on with this draw? It’s making me face all my favourite posters in the last 3 rounds? Making me feel bad instead of enjoying the experience. I could have battered @jones @Rex Caudillo or @OnlyOne and ran round the living room with my shirt off singing Freed From Desire!
That one pick undid all your good workAppreciate it. Just know Riise left the stadium in a body bag.
Look at the semi-finalists, all teams with end product machines: Haaland, Salah, Henry, Son, Mahrez, even your Adebayor pick was an inspired one based on his 07/08 seasonThe randomiser picked half my team. How am I in the final![]()
At least your players are well known bro. I had to Google half of @Sapient Hawk ’s teamThe randomiser picked half my team. How am I in the final![]()

I had to trawl through the archives of Google to find a picture of Gary Breen to post in the selection thread.At least your players are well known bro. I had to Google half of @Sapient Hawk ’s team![]()
At least your players are well known bro. I had to Google half of @Sapient Hawk ’s team![]()

Just help me randomise some defenders next draft. Want to make the finals.Look at the semi-finalists, all teams with end product machines: Haaland, Salah, Henry, Son, Mahrez, even your Adebayor pick was an inspired one based on his 07/08 season
Bassong is suspended for the final after getting sent off.Just help me randomise some defenders next draft. Want to make the finals.
Really excited to see right back Bassong lifting the trophy for @Oxeki
He takes off in celebration and slides in front of OnlyOne on the bench, who stands up and calls him a muff!!

Also a Rice (Arsenal) pick and look where you are nowThe randomiser picked half my team. How am I in the final![]()

| Team | P | W | D | L | Goals | GD | Pts | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Arsenal
L
W
W
W
W
D
|
32 | 21 | 7 | 4 | 62:24 | +38 | 70 | |
| 2 |
Manchester City
W
D
D
W
W
W
|
31 | 19 | 7 | 5 | 63:28 | +35 | 64 | |
| 3 |
Manchester United
L
D
W
L
W
W
|
32 | 15 | 10 | 7 | 57:45 | +12 | 55 | |
| 4 |
Aston Villa
D
W
L
L
L
D
|
32 | 16 | 7 | 9 | 43:38 | +5 | 55 | |
| 5 |
Liverpool
W
L
D
L
W
W
|
32 | 15 | 7 | 10 | 52:42 | +10 | 52 | |
| 6 |
Chelsea
L
L
L
W
L
D
|
32 | 13 | 9 | 10 | 53:41 | +12 | 48 | |
| 7 |
Brentford
D
D
D
D
W
L
|
32 | 13 | 8 | 11 | 48:44 | +4 | 47 | |
| 8 |
Everton
D
W
L
W
W
L
|
32 | 13 | 8 | 11 | 39:37 | +2 | 47 | |
| 9 |
Brighton
W
W
W
L
W
W
|
32 | 12 | 10 | 10 | 43:37 | +6 | 46 | |
| 10 |
Sunderland
W
W
L
W
D
L
|
32 | 12 | 10 | 10 | 33:36 | -3 | 46 | |
| 11 |
Bournemouth
W
D
D
D
D
D
|
32 | 10 | 15 | 7 | 48:49 | -1 | 45 | |
| 12 |
Fulham
L
W
D
L
W
W
|
32 | 13 | 5 | 14 | 43:46 | -3 | 44 | |
| 13 |
Crystal Palace
W
D
W
L
W
L
|
31 | 11 | 9 | 11 | 35:36 | -1 | 42 | |
| 14 |
Newcastle
L
L
W
W
L
L
|
32 | 12 | 6 | 14 | 45:47 | -2 | 42 | |
| 15 |
Leeds
W
D
D
L
L
D
|
32 | 8 | 12 | 12 | 39:49 | -10 | 36 | |
| 16 |
Nottingham Forest
D
W
D
D
L
L
|
32 | 8 | 9 | 15 | 32:44 | -12 | 33 | |
| 17 |
West Ham
W
L
D
W
L
D
|
32 | 8 | 8 | 16 | 40:57 | -17 | 32 | |
| 18 |
Tottenham
L
L
D
L
L
L
|
32 | 7 | 9 | 16 | 40:51 | -11 | 30 | |
| 19 |
Burnley
L
L
D
L
L
D
|
32 | 4 | 8 | 20 | 33:63 | -30 | 20 | |
| 20 |
Wolves
L
D
W
W
L
D
|
32 | 3 | 8 | 21 | 24:58 | -34 | 17 |