Premier League 22/23: Gameweek 2 (Aug 13-15)

[Riou]

Chelsea's defending for Sp**s 2nd, is horrible.

All their players run past the front post, ffs!

 

[lomekian]

Enjoyed Conte in both confrontations trying to act the hard man before remembering that Tuchel is a proper psycho - like probably not much use in a fist fight, but gives of serious 'I will break into your house while you are out and wait in your basement in pitch black, silently sharpening a paring knife' vibes. Both times Conte started backing off...

As for the game, standard Sp**s bent refs bullshit (remember 4 or 5 years back where they got like 5 dodgy penalties in a month, including two handballs that didn't hit hands or arms, and one that was like punted at the opponent from 3 feet away - oh the ECL final was sweet justice), but they looked bang average besides that.

 

[Riou]

Enjoyed Conte in both confrontations trying to act the hard man before remembering that Tuchel is a proper psycho - like probably not much use in a fist fight, but gives of serious 'I will break into your house while you are out and wait in your basement in pitch black, silently sharpening a paring knife' vibes. Both times Conte started backing off...

As for the game, standard Sp**s bent refs bullshit (remember 4 or 5 years back where they got like 5 dodgy penalties in a month, including two handballs that didn't hit hands or arms, and one that was like punted at the opponent from 3 feet away - oh the ECL final was sweet justice), but they looked bang average besides that.

Short managers beefing tall managers always looks hilarious, they just look stupid when the guy is like a foot taller than you...you ain't doing ****

 

[BaZZe]

 

[BaZZe]

Do you have a link? Would love to hear that!

Think your'e out of luck unless you have the Viaplay sports package unfortunately.

 

[Jackie_Treehorn]

The Xhaka-related responses to this are golden. “If Xhaka did this his wife’s brothers are banned from playing football for life.”

 

[Haphazard]

Sp**s have no technical ability and signed bissouma. How can they be taken seriously, they are jokes. Mad funny most of this place is scared of them

Sp**s have very good technical ability but they don't rely on that necessarily, they rely more on speed and physicality which is needed for a counter attacking side. It means they will do well against teams that come at them but it might mean they will come unstuck against teams that will play a low block against them.

 

[Legend14]

Short managers beefing tall managers always looks hilarious, they just look stupid when the guy is like a foot taller than you...you ain't doing ****

Damn. Hate to admit, but Riou may be actually right in his fear of short CB’s. ManU losing the set piece battle with new, short, CB.

 

[Legend14]

Intense game Sp**s vs Chelsea, especially for the second match of the season. Managers brawling and both teams losing points. Just perfect.

 

[Camron]

Can't be real FFS

 

[jgirolami]

Looking forward to laugh at pool tonight. Any points dropped here and it will be serious popcorn time at old toilet next week.

 

[boonthegoon]

 

[jones]

Biggest gimp on earth

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Short managers beefing tall managers always looks hilarious, they just look stupid when the guy is like a foot taller than you...you ain't doing ****

 

[boonthegoon]

 

[boonthegoon]

As expected.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

All they do is investigate managers who are right to complain how about investigate var and Taylor performance because it was so bad.

 

[Taneruit]

As expected.

Anthony Taylor to receive care package for the emotional damage inflicted by Tuchel's words.

 

[lomekian]

Typical FA wankers. WE don't give a **** about players endangering other players but don't you dare imply a ref had a bad game.

 

[razörist]

Arteta stepped to Klopp in his own backyard

Riled up the crowd and lost us the momentum