Ruud van Nistelrooy is a diving horse that I fantasize about

[Anonymous]

Henry is a massively ego-ed big time charlie who thinks he can lift the team on his own when his team mates are doing all the work for him.
Van Nistelrooy on the other hand is a true leader and a fearless warrior!

And he's awesome in bed! Ever tried sleeping with a horse? It's not as bad as it sounds. I gave head to Mr. Ed.

I have a thing for horses and donkey's ... WHERE'S MY RONALDINHO!?

 

[Jinn]

Hahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

[RocktheCasbah]

Hahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha.

Sh't. Beat me to it.

 

[RocktheCasbah]

Think it's the other way round mate.

And you don't go "passed" your prime, you go past it. Got that?

 

[Deano]

Horseface couldn,t win the 3.30 at Windsor let alone lead a line like Henry.

If he is so good why did Manure buy Rooney? To give seduction advice to the team?

We all love a laugh but please come up with something a little more serious next time.

 

[Adam]

Hahhahahahhahahaahahahhahahahahhhaahhahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahaha

30 goals to 17

Hahahhahahhahhahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah

Unbeaten to 3rd place

Hahahhahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahaha

Human being to horse

Hahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha

Thierrry Henry to Ruud van Nistelrooy

 

[Soler]

*****.

 

[Jinn]

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Location: Gettin' frisky with Ruud

Says it all really.

A windup with nothing to back it up? That's funny. Now come back so we can laugh at you again.

 

[KingReyes]

Re: Henry Is Passed His Prime.. Van Nistelrooy is the Best

Ladies and Gentleman..The Funniest post of the year!!!!!

Henry is a massively ego-ed big time charlie who thinks he can lift the team on his own when his team mates are doing all the work for him.
Van Nistelrooy on the other hand is a true leader and a fearless warrior!

 

[Jinn]

Ruud's Gay Lover
**** Supporter PLC
Ruud's Gay Lover
**** Supporter PLC
Location: Gettin' frisky with Ruud

Good one!

 

[Soler]

 

[Adam]

Fearless warrior?

 

[Jinn]

Van Nistelrooy on the other hand is a true leader and a fearless warrior!

And he's awesome in bed! Ever tried sleeping with a horse? It's not as bad as it sounds.

Heh. This is so fun.

 

[Soler]

Re: Henry Is Passed His Prime.. Van Nistelrooy is the Best

I gave head to Mr. Ed.

I have a thing for horses and donkey's ... WHERE'S MY RONALDINHO!?

You're right, it is fun

 

[Jose_Reyes_2005]

I think you lot are all wrong - V.Nistelrooy is clearly a better footballer than Thierry Henry.

Waiting for the ball and scoring 95% of your goals from inside the box, usually tap-ins, and diving all day long, is what a footballer is all about - not dribbling the ball from your own half past 4 or 5 defenders and scoring crackers week in week out (Sp**s, home) or chipping keepers from outside the box, with your back to the goal (man utd, home) or scoring hat-tricks against european giants (roma)

Henry is **** - all he does is destroy defences and score some of the best goals ever seen, aswell as pick up a few domestic and european footballer of the year awards along the way - V.Nistelrooy, on the other hand, is a warrior who deserves a cabinet filled with diver of the year awards.

Someone lock this thread before i burst into flames.

 

[Jinn]

No, I'm waiting for the person to come back.... :twisted:

 

[Deano]

He cant come back hes still stuck up RVN arse.

 

[KingReyes]

No, I'm waiting for the person to come back.... :twisted:

Is it possible for him to come back if they've changed his user name details? Plus I don't think he's rushing to comeback with a Username like that!

 

[gooner#1]

RVN hah ha ha ha ha ha !!
Jose Reyes man u crack me up!
Tell dis **** to llook @ the stats !!

 

[Sigun]

no worries, i think his just a joker