Steven Nzonzi

[hydrofluoric acid]

I have been 20 for last 8 years. So easy.

 

[Jae]

Not sure how I feel about this, was never particularly impressed by him at Blackburn or Stoke but he has undoubtedly done well at Sevilla.

He looks to be just what we need, but we'd need to get rid of some of the dross in our squad first and theres also question marks over his attitude.

 

[Penn_]

So is he actually decent now? Or is this just another stop gap option who's better than what we have but not really good enough.

 

[GDeep™]

So is he actually decent now? Or is this just another stop gap option who's better than what we have but not really good enough.

He's been a very good player for a number of years.

This is non subject anyway as there is no link between Arsenal and the player, we are NOT signing him.

 

[Trilly]

Who even opened this thread. Everyone knows Wenger likes a challenge, that's why he hasn't fixed our central midfield since Viera left.

 

[Slartibartfast]

He's a lot nearer 29 than he is 28. That's a fact.

How could he possibly be nearer to 29 than 28 when he IS 28? That makes absolutely no sense at all. He can't be any nearer to any age than the age he actually is. So no, it's not a fact. It's an impossibility.

Edit: Reading on in the thread I see some have already pointed this out. Just let me add that age isn't counted in fractions unless you're a toddler. From your 28th birthday until your 29th, you're 28. I'm 59. I'll turn 60 in November. I'm not rounding up.

 

[Goon_si]

How could he possibly be nearer to 29 than 28 when he IS 28? That makes absolutely no sense at all. He can't be any nearer to any age than the age he actually is. So no, it's not a fact. It's an impossibility.

Edit: Reading on in the thread I see some have already pointed this out. Just let me add that age isn't counted in fractions unless you're a toddler. From your 28th birthday until your 29th, you're 28. I'm 59. I'll turn 60 in November. I'm not rounding up.

Being closer to your 29th birthday than to 28th is not impissible. Its basic math.

 

[Dynamic]

We need a box-to-box midfielder, a young, not-injury-prone Cazorla, a 13-14 Ramsey. We need mobility and class on the ball. N'zonzi is a different kind of player.

 

[Slartibartfast]

Being closer to your 29th birthday than to 28th is not impissible. Its basic math.

But that's not what he said. He said N'Zonzi was closer to 29 than 28.

Also, "impissible" sounds like a severe prostate problem.

 

[neimad]

How could he possibly be nearer to 29 than 28 when he IS 28? That makes absolutely no sense at all. He can't be any nearer to any age than the age he actually is. So no, it's not a fact. It's an impossibility.

Edit: Reading on in the thread I see some have already pointed this out. Just let me add that age isn't counted in fractions unless you're a toddler. From your 28th birthday until your 29th, you're 28. I'm 59. I'll turn 60 in November. I'm not rounding up.

60 is like two N'Zonzi's and a bit.

 

[Makingtrax]

Never read such a load of b*llocks about ages.

This is not a question of maths, it's the difference between analogue and digital. Your age is continually changing so as soon as you quoted it you'd be wrong anyway.

So we're forced to approximate it, usually by rounding down to the nearest year. Ask @hydrofluoric acid he's the expert these days. He'll give a quantum answer. There's no such thing as time, only space time.

 

[MaraDon]

berizzo doesnt want him because he just bought Pizarro and he is going to pair him with Banega. And nzonzi is too much of a big player to make him rotate, thats the main reason why i dont see him coming here, we cant guarantee an starting spot for him.

love this player since Stoke days.

 

[KingVerse]

He could do a job over here. I don't think he would replace anybody really, since the season is long and has added games pending on our cup/europe run. We ARE the Arsenal and we can expect injuries to both of our best midfielders, so he would get enough game time. I wouldn't be too hyped over this signing but it beats no mf signing at all...

 

[Ashybashy86]

Today is actually the 20th, guys. Might as well round up. Speed up this transfer window a bit.

 

[Slartibartfast]

Today is actually the 20th, guys. Might as well round up. Speed up this transfer window a bit.

That's right. It's a lot closer to September than it is to August, isn't it?

 

[Ashybashy86]

That's right. It's a lot closer to September than it is to August, isn't it?

 

[ClubLevel]

Thankfully its a lot closer to the end of the transfer window than it is to the start of it. Although its also nearer to the next transfer window.

 

[Camron]

 

[Arson Finger]

This guy broke Shawcross's nose once with an elbow, that makes him A-OK in my book.

 

[Furious]

I'm 59. I'll turn 60 in November. I'm not rounding up.

Why am I surprised that fractions are beyond you?

Of course you're not rounding that up, nobody wants to sound older than really they're.

If your birthday is in november, you're a lot nearer to 60 than 59. That's a fact.