The Anti-Wish List

Discussion in 'Transfer Rumours' started by asajoseph, Apr 8, 2005.

  1. YeahBee

    YeahBee Terrible hot takes

    Big frekkin no on

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  2. Pseudoexpert

    Pseudoexpert Active Member

    Arda Turan. The guy is an absolute prick, hate his guts. Would stop supporting Arsenal until he got the hell out if we signed him.

    Punched a 60 year old journalist and said nasty things about his daughter just because he wrote a column criticizing his behaviour, and then said he didn't regret anything.
  3. GeorgiaGunner

    GeorgiaGunner Closet United Fan

    I would definitely take the last three.
  4. YeahBee

    YeahBee Terrible hot takes


    Morata aint an upgrade
    Mahrez is abit of a diva imo
    Benzama nah dont trust him
  5. Notorious Big

    Notorious Big Stuck in the friend zone

    Higuain.Too slow and fat for EPL and we were somehow close to sign him in 2013.
  6. tcahill

    tcahill Well-Known Member

    Morata I feel isn't an upgrade over Giroud, however he'd fit our style of play much better. Imagine a Giroud with less heading ability and positioning but actually knows what 'run' means and can dribble.

    other two i feel would either be perfect or complete flops :)
  7. GeorgiaGunner

    GeorgiaGunner Closet United Fan

    Morata is probably a better striker than Giroud (and younger), Mahrez was the best player in the PL a season ago, and Benzema is absolutely a better striker than Giroud -- he sacrifices quite a bit of output deferring to Ronaldo.
  8. Mrs Bergkamp

    Mrs Bergkamp Well-Known Member

    I don't want Smalling. If JM can't improve him then he'll eventually be another Sylvestre for us.
  9. MutableEarth

    MutableEarth Bloody awesome NSFW avatars Trusted

    Cesc. No way should he be coming back.
  10. Artetitis

    Artetitis New Member

    Alexandre Lacazette.

    Loic Remy v2.0 and that's only if we are lucky enough. He'd need 10 penalties to get 20-goal mark in the league.
  11. skummm

    skummm Well-Known Member

    Apparently (according to most likely utter bs speculation) we are now in for Anthony Martial...

    Would anyone actually want him here?

    No from me :)

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  12. yybecause

    yybecause Formerly known as ArsenaLover

    Would absolutely love him here, but it's not happening. Jose would reject us even if we come with 100mil
  13. Tir Na Nog

    Tir Na Nog Every Little Thing Is Gonna Be Alright

    Lacatrash. Just ew...
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  14. TH14

    TH14 Well-Known Member

  15. neimad

    neimad Well-Known Member

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  16. Impact

    Impact Well-Known Member

    Goretzka. For the life of me, I can't understand why he is so sought after on here.
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2017
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  17. LacaNewSigning

    LacaNewSigning Active Member

    seriously? he's basically the Ramsey we had of 13/14 season + he won't be injured 3/4 months a season. Also he's 22 or so.
    I think he's quality personally
  18. MutableEarth

    MutableEarth Bloody awesome NSFW avatars Trusted

    He's basically a tall Aaron Ramsey without the unnecessary Hollywood flicks, so I guess that's why.

    I'm neither for nor against. He's potentially very good.
  19. Likemusic

    Likemusic New Member

    Lacazette is the same level as a younger Defoe.
    I would rate them as good strikers, but they will never be top class.
    They should be playing for clubs that finish between 5th-7th in the Premier League.
    For over £50m, I expect a much better player.
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2017
  20. tcahill

    tcahill Well-Known Member

    Who would be 'top class' striker in your view?
    I agree he's not Messi/Ronaldo, but he's definitely on the same level as Lukaku, Kane etc.
    He's also perfect for our style of play which is a crucial factor. He'll bang in plenty for us. Think of how much better we play with dat guy Welbz compared with Giroud, then imagine if Welbz had one of the best shot conversions in Europe.

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