The Anti-Wish List

Discussion in 'Transfer Rumours' started by asajoseph, Apr 8, 2005.

  1. Likemusic

    Likemusic New Member

    If Lacazette could add some extra dimension to his game, I will consider him as a world class player.
    Building on his current abilities, it would be great if he can either: learn a few tricks, or train himself to become half as strong as Drogba.
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2017
  2. Yato

    Yato Active Member

    So many Laca bullshitters here.

    Can't wait for him to become EPL's number one striker.
     
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  3. GeorgiaGunner

    GeorgiaGunner Closet United Fan

    That 'dimension' would have to be "ability to score ~30 league goals per season"...don't know if there's one singular area that, if improved, would bump him to WC status.
     
  4. Mitch

    Mitch Blocked by Ramsey on Instagram

    Avoid the overrated hype jobs
    Bale
    Reus
    Barkley
    Andre Gomes
    Sturridge
    Berahino
     
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  5. YeahBee

    YeahBee Terrible hot takes

    we'd be crazy to not sign Bale

    but we should if so stick him at LWB :p
    Kola can play LCB then

    I would also gamble on Reus tbh
    good if we switch to 4231 sometimes but he could play any AM or striker position

    I'd go with Gomes to
    pretty versatile as a CM, tecchnical yet big, could cover CB to? atleast RWB

    Reus and Gomes are GREAT squadplayers because they free up several requirements so we can let some dross go
     
  6. GeorgiaGunner

    GeorgiaGunner Closet United Fan

    Bale would be an incredible signing, as would Reus, but given our medical staff, I doubt either would either see the pitch.
     
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  7. MaraDon

    MaraDon Wants you to learn about football

    Mahrez
     
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  8. GunnerFinn

    GunnerFinn Well-Known Member

    Jonny Evans. Sort of signing people will call 'useful'.

    Would become the Walcott of our defence.
     
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  9. tcahill

    tcahill Well-Known Member

    Agreed. We might as well play Chambers, or if we want a temporary CB solution buy Howedes (same age as Evans, twice as good and probably cheaper).
    Or you know, just pay 20 mill more and get Van Dijk.
     
  10. Highbury_2006

    Highbury_2006 Lock all the threads!

    Sir Dementia loved him, Arséne wanted him last summer and Fraud Baldiola want him now. He is probably kind of decent.
     
  11. GeorgiaGunner

    GeorgiaGunner Closet United Fan

    'Sir Dementia' knew when to call it quits, at least.
     
    Last edited: Aug 30, 2017
  12. YeahBee

    YeahBee Terrible hot takes

    As just a signing, I have no problem with him

    he is an upgrade on Monreal, Chambers and even Per probably at this stage, perhaps Holding to

    but as a Mustafi replacement? severly underwhelming
     
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  13. Tir Na Nog

    Tir Na Nog Every Little Thing Is Gonna Be Alright

    This hasn't been bumped since August??? :lol:

    Jack Butland.
     
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  14. THunter

    THunter Are you not entertained? Trusted

    No word of a lie, I was coming in here to list him. :confused:
     
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  15. THunter

    THunter Are you not entertained? Trusted

    Butland - English keepers are rubbish, he's nothing special.

    Sokratis - I wanted him years ago, this season he's reminded me of Mustafi, stay away.

    Fekir - Don't think he's got the pace for English football, not needed with Özil here and would be a waste of money.
     
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  16. Tir Na Nog

    Tir Na Nog Every Little Thing Is Gonna Be Alright

    Agree with Fekir too, we don't need another of his type here, basically an inside forward, sometimes a 10/second striker or a wide playmaker. If we're signing an attacker then he has to be a pure winger for me.
     
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  17. Crocrodile

    Crocrodile Well-Known Member

    Manolas, Sokratis, Fekir, Evans, Ducoure, Horn, Leno, cheap GKs with limited athletic ability that are undersized, CAMs and inverted wingers...
     
  18. TheEconomist

    TheEconomist Well-Known Member

    Bring Cesc back home and make him the captain!!!

    If the club do the above i promise i won't complain about the manager or Kroenke for at least a year
     
  19. Mo Britain

    Mo Britain You should be ashamed of yourself Gazidis

    This is not a Barcelona forum.
     
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  20. Mitch

    Mitch Blocked by Ramsey on Instagram

    Manolas and Koulibaly - very over hyped in main stream media and error prone.

    Jonny Evans - Chambers and Holding are already better than him.
     
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