*The Arsenal-Mania Song Sheet Competition*

Discussion in 'Arsenal Talk' started by Anonymous, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. torgrim

    torgrim New Member Elite

    Renaisance man.... 8)
     
  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    tim sherwood, whoah
    tim sherwood, whoah
    he comes from borehamwood
    he aint no ****ing good

    (abit old)
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Damn straight :lol:
     
  4. Arnie

    Arnie New Member

    Next verse,
    He's fat, he's scouse
    He's round your granny's house
    Wayne Rooney
     
  5. Arnie

    Arnie New Member

    he sponsors pringles, and coca-cola
    and ate all the food in the manc tombola!!
     
  6. Arnie

    Arnie New Member

    Boris Yeltsen, Vladmir Putin
    Whover the russian, you'll be losin

    Coooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssss TTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

    Only one team in London.......
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

  8. 1886

    1886 New Member

    i usually whisk straight past the stickys but couldnt help but be mightily impressed by this thread. ive probably said it to this fella before give yourself a pat on the back Guv. Brilliant stuff.

    Right then lets crack on!

    For the filthy yid c*nts....

    I FOUND AN OLD STOCKING AND FILLED IT WITH LEAD
    CHASED DOWN A YIDDO AND KICKED IN HIS HEAD
    THIS COPPER CAME BY AND ASKED ME MY NAME
    SO I GAVE HIM THE ANSWER WITH A BICYCLE CHAIN

    HE'S ONLY A POOR LITTLE YIDDO
    HE STANDS AT THE BACK OF THE SHELF
    AND WHEN HE GOES TO BUY A LAGER
    HE ONBLY GETS ONE FOR HIMSELF

    HES ONLY A POOR LITTLE YIDDO
    HIS FACE IS ALL TATTERED AND TORN
    HE MADE ME FEEL SICK
    SO I HIT HIM WITH A BRICK
    AND NOW HE CANT SEE ANYMORE

    HARK NOW HEAR THE ARSENAL SING
    totnumb RAN AWAY (THE YIDS)
    AND WE WILL FIGHT FOREVER MORE BCOS OF BOXING DAY

    WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY
    SANTA BOUGHT ME A BRAND NEW TOY
    HE SAID TO ME...THIS IS A totnumb FAN
    SO WHEN YOU GET BORED HIT HIM AS HARD AS YOU CAN
    AND KICK HIS HEAD IN
    JUST KICK HIS F*CKIN HEAD IN
    KICK HIS HEAD IN JUST KICK HIS ****IN HEAD IN

    IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW
    AND I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW
    ID FLY OVER totnumb TOMORROW
    AND **** ON THE BASTARDS BELOW
    **** ON
    **** ON
    **** ON THE BASTARDS BELOW

    THE WANKY totnumb hotsprs WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE
    AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID....**** OFF
    WHOSE THAT TEAM...... (you should all know th rest!)

    44 YEARSS.........

    61- NEVER AGAIN......

    and last but not least is probably ON OF my all time favourites

    HELLO HELLO
    WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
    HELLO HELLO
    WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
    AND IF YOU ARE A totnumb FAN
    SURRENDER OR YOU DIE
    WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARSENAL


    theres probably a ****load more from where they came from but you'll have to excuse me lads cos ive just come in from a night shift so am a little worse for wear!

    heres one of my own i think would go down a treat....to the tune of we all live in a perry groves world

    LETS ALL **** ON THE FILTHY YID SCUM
    THE FILTHY YID SCUM
    THE FILTHY YID SCUM... :lol:


    catch you later gents.

    Guv, Sol are either of you two chaps flying out to trondheim?
     
  9. gash

    gash New Member

    See my Fabregas ditty hasn;t been taken up by the masses...yet; so here it is again.

    To the tune of The Mighty Quinn


    Fabregas, Fabregas
    You ain't seen nothing like Cesc Fabgregas



    I know, i know, brilliant, what can I say. ;D
     
  10. 1886

    1886 New Member

    Fab-re-gas woah
    Fab-re-gas wooooaaaah
    He's only 17
    He's better than roy keane
     
  11. Doctor Know

    Doctor Know New Member

    We need a song about Toure.
     
  12. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    Instead of

    He's better than Roy Keane

    Why not have

    He ****s all over keane
     
  13. 1886

    1886 New Member

    yeah not a bad shout aussie but thats whats being sung from the stands already mate.
     
  14. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    Yeah im a little bit slow :wink:
     
  15. 1886

    1886 New Member

    and as for those blue c*nts in response to their tiago song- the one which they took from the yid scum who used to sing it about postiga.

    TIAGO WOOAH
    TIAGO WOOOAAAAAH
    HE CAUGHT THE CHELSEA BUG
    YOU STUPID FACKIN MUG

    short n sweet :oops:
     
  16. jc8gooner

    jc8gooner New Member Elite


    How about:

    "He's fat,
    He's scouse,
    He lives in a whore house,
    Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney"
     
  17. RocktheCasbah

    RocktheCasbah New Member Elite

    From Arsenal- World. I like this one.

    HE LEFT THE SCUM AT WHITE HART LANE HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
    HE COME TO PLAY FOR ARSENAL HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
    WE NICKED THEIR CAPTAIN ON A FREE
    AND AT THE LANE HE WON THE LEAGUE
    AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO EUROPE WHILE TOTTENHAM STAY AT HOME.

    To the tune of Johnny Comes Marching Home (Or English Civil War by the Clash, depending on your frames of reference)
     
  18. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    As he runs down the pitch
    He makes you look like a *****
    TOURE TOURE

    :oops:
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Alrite mate, good to see you back on here, havent seen you for a while. Also good to see the interest in this thread and nice to read some of those old time songs :lol: Yes matey i will be going to trondheim, yourself? Im looking forward to it alot as ive never been there before, one of the few europeon countries i actually havent been to.
    Agree with your favourite, 'hello hello' it is an all time classic. Remember back in the day 5,000 gooners singing it to the yids in the old north bank, great days eh. Now we seemed to have stopped singing it, think it needs to be pulled out of the cuboard again. Mancs sing their version all the ****ing time :roll:
    I figured not many knew this thread was a sticky because noone posted on it for ages now suddenly another pag has been added.
    credit to sammer i think it was, who put this as a sticky.

    "when i was young i had no sense
    i bought a flute for 50 pence
    and the only tune that i could play
    was **** those scum from down the lane"

    HELLO HELLO WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
     
  20. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    Here are some chants that were posted on the FM board that i thought people would be intrested in. Most of them were posted by Adam and Guv and a few other people.

    But we have a few for the mancs now. Wayne Rooney -

    score in a brothel.
    You'll only score in a brothel.
    Score in a brothel,
    You'll only score in a brooothell

    Wayne Roooney, Wooaaaaaaaaaahoo, Wayne Roooney, Woaaaaaaaaaahooo
    He went to a brothel
    And Man U won f**k all

    he scores
    with whores
    he doesn't mind the sores
    Shrek, Shrek

    He's Scouse, he's Manc
    He pays to get a wank
    Shrek, Shrek

    His Cock, aint Cleean
    Enough for Young COleeen
    Wayne Roooneey Wayne Roooneyy

    ========================================
    Wayne Rooooney OOO ahh
    Wayne Rooooney OO ah
    He is a dirty Man
    He'd even f**k his nan
    Wayne Roooney ooo ahh

    Rooney, ooohoh
    Rooney, ooohahoh
    He signed on for the Mancs
    But only scored with skanks

    COllllleeeeen, Coleeeeen, Colllleeeeen, Collllleeeeeen
    Wont suck shreks cock, coz its gone GREEN!!!

    Who shagged all the whores
    who shagged allthe whores
    shrek and donkey
    shrek and donkey
    they shagged all the whores

    Colleen (to the tune of Dolly Partons "Jolene")

    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    Please don’t take him just because you can
    Your older than the methuselah's mum
    with saggy tits and saggy bum
    With shellsuit bottoms of emerald green
    Your twisted mouth so grim and mean
    But you'll toss him off for just five pound
    And I cannot compete with you, Colleen

    He talks about you in his sleep
    His bank statement just makes me weep
    I'm crying when he calls your name, Colleen

    I can see how a cheap toxteth tart
    Could win my jug-eared lovers heart
    But you don’t know what he means to me, Colleen

    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    Even if you ARE a Scouse ****s fan

    I heard you went down on your knees
    You found he was so keen to please
    But don't give my poor Wayne disease, Colleen

    And now he's going to Man U,
    What is he supposed to do
    for handjobs now there's no me or you, Colleen

    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    Please don’t take him even though you can
    Colleen Colleen

    Build a brothel
    Build a brothel
    Put Wayne Rooney on the top
    A load of grannies in the middle
    And he'll shag the f****g lot
     

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