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*The Arsenal-Mania Song Sheet Competition*

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torgrim

Active Member
theguvnor said:
(thats not a song but a poem i made up, also sounds good when read in the tune of the last fandango, which many of you i dont think will know).

Renaisance man.... 8)
 
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Anonymous

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tim sherwood, whoah
tim sherwood, whoah
he comes from borehamwood
he aint no ****ing good

(abit old)
 

Arnie

Well-Known Member
Rupert said:
I've been thinking of wayne rooney songs all week but I just cant piece together one containing all scouse stereotypes and him doing a loada whores, any ideas?

Of course theres always

HES FAT HES SCOUSE
HES PROLLY ROBBER YOUR HOUSE
WAYNE ROONEY!

But thats so generic :|

Next verse,
He's fat, he's scouse
He's round your granny's house
Wayne Rooney
 

Arnie

Well-Known Member
Boris Yeltsen, Vladmir Putin
Whover the russian, you'll be losin

Coooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssss TTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Only one team in London.......
 

1886

Active Member
i usually whisk straight past the stickys but couldnt help but be mightily impressed by this thread. ive probably said it to this fella before give yourself a pat on the back Guv. Brilliant stuff.

Right then lets crack on!

For the filthy yid c*nts....

I FOUND AN OLD STOCKING AND FILLED IT WITH LEAD
CHASED DOWN A YIDDO AND KICKED IN HIS HEAD
THIS COPPER CAME BY AND ASKED ME MY NAME
SO I GAVE HIM THE ANSWER WITH A BICYCLE CHAIN

HE'S ONLY A POOR LITTLE YIDDO
HE STANDS AT THE BACK OF THE SHELF
AND WHEN HE GOES TO BUY A LAGER
HE ONBLY GETS ONE FOR HIMSELF

HES ONLY A POOR LITTLE YIDDO
HIS FACE IS ALL TATTERED AND TORN
HE MADE ME FEEL SICK
SO I HIT HIM WITH A BRICK
AND NOW HE CANT SEE ANYMORE

HARK NOW HEAR THE ARSENAL SING
totnumb RAN AWAY (THE YIDS)
AND WE WILL FIGHT FOREVER MORE BCOS OF BOXING DAY

WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY
SANTA BOUGHT ME A BRAND NEW TOY
HE SAID TO ME...THIS IS A totnumb FAN
SO WHEN YOU GET BORED HIT HIM AS HARD AS YOU CAN
AND KICK HIS HEAD IN
JUST KICK HIS F*CKIN HEAD IN
KICK HIS HEAD IN JUST KICK HIS ****IN HEAD IN

IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW
AND I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW
ID FLY OVER totnumb TOMORROW
AND **** ON THE BASTARDS BELOW
**** ON
**** ON
**** ON THE BASTARDS BELOW

THE WANKY totnumb hotsprs WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE
AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID....**** OFF
WHOSE THAT TEAM...... (you should all know th rest!)

44 YEARSS.........

61- NEVER AGAIN......

and last but not least is probably ON OF my all time favourites

HELLO HELLO
WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
HELLO HELLO
WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
AND IF YOU ARE A totnumb FAN
SURRENDER OR YOU DIE
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARSENAL


theres probably a ****load more from where they came from but you'll have to excuse me lads cos ive just come in from a night shift so am a little worse for wear!

heres one of my own i think would go down a treat....to the tune of we all live in a perry groves world

LETS ALL **** ON THE FILTHY YID ****
THE FILTHY YID ****
THE FILTHY YID ****... :lol:


catch you later gents.

Guv, Sol are either of you two chaps flying out to trondheim?
 

gash

Active Member
See my Fabregas ditty hasn;t been taken up by the masses...yet; so here it is again.

To the tune of The Mighty Quinn


Fabregas, Fabregas
You ain't seen nothing like Cesc Fabgregas



I know, i know, brilliant, what can I say. ;D
 

Aussie

Established Member
1886 said:
Fab-re-gas woah
Fab-re-gas wooooaaaah
He's only 17
He's better than roy keane

Instead of

He's better than Roy Keane

Why not have

He ****s all over keane
 

1886

Active Member
and as for those blue c*nts in response to their tiago song- the one which they took from the yid **** who used to sing it about postiga.

TIAGO WOOAH
TIAGO WOOOAAAAAH
HE CAUGHT THE CHELSEA BUG
YOU STUPID FACKIN MUG

short n sweet :eek:ops:
 

RocktheCasbah

Established Member
From Arsenal- World. I like this one.

HE LEFT THE **** AT WHITE HART LANE HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
HE COME TO PLAY FOR ARSENAL HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
WE NICKED THEIR CAPTAIN ON A FREE
AND AT THE LANE HE WON THE LEAGUE
AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO EUROPE WHILE TOTTENHAM STAY AT HOME.

To the tune of Johnny Comes Marching Home (Or English Civil War by the Clash, depending on your frames of reference)
 
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Anonymous

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i usually whisk straight past the stickys but couldnt help but be mightily impressed by this thread. ive probably said it to this fella before give yourself a pat on the back Guv. Brilliant stuff.
Guv, Sol are either of you two chaps flying out to trondheim?
Alrite mate, good to see you back on here, havent seen you for a while. Also good to see the interest in this thread and nice to read some of those old time songs :lol: Yes matey i will be going to trondheim, yourself? Im looking forward to it alot as ive never been there before, one of the few europeon countries i actually havent been to.
Agree with your favourite, 'hello hello' it is an all time classic. Remember back in the day 5,000 gooners singing it to the yids in the old north bank, great days eh. Now we seemed to have stopped singing it, think it needs to be pulled out of the cuboard again. Mancs sing their version all the ****ing time :roll:
I figured not many knew this thread was a sticky because noone posted on it for ages now suddenly another pag has been added.
credit to sammer i think it was, who put this as a sticky.

"when i was young i had no sense
i bought a flute for 50 pence
and the only tune that i could play
was **** those **** from down the lane"

HELLO HELLO WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
 

Aussie

Established Member
Here are some chants that were posted on the FM board that i thought people would be intrested in. Most of them were posted by Adam and Guv and a few other people.

But we have a few for the mancs now. Wayne Rooney -

score in a brothel.
You'll only score in a brothel.
Score in a brothel,
You'll only score in a brooothell

Wayne Roooney, Wooaaaaaaaaaahoo, Wayne Roooney, Woaaaaaaaaaahooo
He went to a brothel
And Man U won f**k all

he scores
with whores
he doesn't mind the sores
Shrek, Shrek

He's Scouse, he's Manc
He pays to get a ****
Shrek, Shrek

His ****, aint Cleean
Enough for Young COleeen
Wayne Roooneey Wayne Roooneyy

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Wayne Rooooney OOO ahh
Wayne Rooooney OO ah
He is a dirty Man
He'd even f**k his nan
Wayne Roooney ooo ahh

Rooney, ooohoh
Rooney, ooohahoh
He signed on for the Mancs
But only scored with skanks

COllllleeeeen, Coleeeeen, Colllleeeeen, Collllleeeeeen
Wont suck shreks ****, coz its gone GREEN!!!

Who shagged all the whores
who shagged allthe whores
shrek and donkey
shrek and donkey
they shagged all the whores

Colleen (to the tune of Dolly Partons "Jolene")

Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
Please don’t take him just because you can
Your older than the methuselah's mum
with saggy tits and saggy bum
With shellsuit bottoms of emerald green
Your twisted mouth so grim and mean
But you'll toss him off for just five pound
And I cannot compete with you, Colleen

He talks about you in his sleep
His bank statement just makes me weep
I'm crying when he calls your name, Colleen

I can see how a cheap toxteth tart
Could win my jug-eared lovers heart
But you don’t know what he means to me, Colleen

Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
Even if you ARE a Scouse ****s fan

I heard you went down on your knees
You found he was so keen to please
But don't give my poor Wayne disease, Colleen

And now he's going to Man U,
What is he supposed to do
for handjobs now there's no me or you, Colleen

Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
Please don’t take him even though you can
Colleen Colleen

Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the top
A load of grannies in the middle
And he'll shag the f****g lot
 
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