Some nice ones in there Aussie.
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Got a few new ones:
"campbells now a gooner
he left ****e hart lane
now uve got that ledley king
we'll do the same again"
(Arsène wengers magic, thats not the original version i thought of, the original was way better but i cant remember it, will post it when i do)
"jermaine defoe, your having a laugh
jermaine defoe, your having a laugh"
"still a big club, your having a laugh
still a big club, your having a laugh"
"jermaines your star
weve got henry
jermaines your star
weve got henry"
(thierry henry)
"one good player, uve only got one good player
one good playerrrrr, uve only got one good player"
"if you hate tottenham hotspur clap your hands"
"**** ground **** team, **** ground **** team"
"**** team **** fans, **** team **** fans"
"worst team in london, you are the worse team in london, worst team in londonnn, you are the worst team in london"
"you are still a big club, tottenham are still a big club, 44 years and countinggggg, but tottenham are still a big club"
(tune of one dennis begkamp)
"campbells now a gooner
he left ****e hart lane
now uve got that ledley king
we'll do the same again"
(Arsène wengers magic, thats not the original version i thought of, the original was way better but i cant remember it, will post it when i do)
"jermaine defoe, your having a laugh
jermaine defoe, your having a laugh"
"still a big club, your having a laugh
still a big club, your having a laugh"
"jermaines your star
weve got henry
jermaines your star
weve got henry"
(thierry henry)
"one good player, uve only got one good player
one good playerrrrr, uve only got one good player"
"if you hate tottenham hotspur clap your hands"
"**** ground **** team, **** ground **** team"
"**** team **** fans, **** team **** fans"
"worst team in london, you are the worse team in london, worst team in londonnn, you are the worst team in london"
"you are still a big club, tottenham are still a big club, 44 years and countinggggg, but tottenham are still a big club"
(tune of one dennis begkamp)
ello guv! how u going son? im afraid my unsociable working hours prevent me from frequenting this board as often as id like, but there u go, its a tough old slog!
yes mate, im out in trondheim, going with flight options flying from luton on the 28th. looking forward to it already. wonder if the brass' out there'll be on the pricey side :twisted: :wink:
gotta commend u on this thread once again colonel. u know we are desperately crying out for an atmosphere of any sort at Highbury so any initiative taken to increase noise levels is always a plus in my book. :wink: ill be adding to this page in the not to distant future.
R+R
EIE
yes mate, im out in trondheim, going with flight options flying from luton on the 28th. looking forward to it already. wonder if the brass' out there'll be on the pricey side :twisted: :wink:
gotta commend u on this thread once again colonel. u know we are desperately crying out for an atmosphere of any sort at Highbury so any initiative taken to increase noise levels is always a plus in my book. :wink: ill be adding to this page in the not to distant future.
R+R
EIE
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Quite a few lads that i know of are travelling as well. Hopefully this place isnt upperclass enough for our usual following of yuppies and their prawn sarnies. So hopefully alot of tickets will be left for the real fans.
You going to stay overnight? I will most probably turn it into a 4-5 day trip as ive never been to the country before, not sure yet though.
regards
EIE
You going to stay overnight? I will most probably turn it into a 4-5 day trip as ive never been to the country before, not sure yet though.
regards
EIE
We are Arsenal!
Super Arsenal!
We are Arsenal!
From Highbury
(And in the future the last word wil be "From the grove")
Dennis Bergkamps magic
He wears a magic hat
and when he saw the Arsenal
he said I fancy that
He promised to go back to Ajax
But did not go at all
He would like to stay in London
And play for Arsenal
I maded this one because the Ajax anoraks on my school (I follow my education in Amsterdam.)
We're gonna win
We're gonna win
Wer'e gonna win the Champions League
And I want to be in that number
When we're gonna win the Champions League
Super Arsenal!
We are Arsenal!
From Highbury
(And in the future the last word wil be "From the grove")
Dennis Bergkamps magic
He wears a magic hat
and when he saw the Arsenal
he said I fancy that
He promised to go back to Ajax
But did not go at all
He would like to stay in London
And play for Arsenal
I maded this one because the Ajax anoraks on my school (I follow my education in Amsterdam.)
We're gonna win
We're gonna win
Wer'e gonna win the Champions League
And I want to be in that number
When we're gonna win the Champions League
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You forgot the original beginning that HAS to be sung......
NOONE LIKE US, NOONE LIKES US, NOONE LIKES US
WE DONT CARE
WE ARE ARSENAL
SUPER ARSENAL
WE ARE ARSENAL
FROM HIGHBURY
Adam
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Totenham, watching Eastenders
Totenham, watching Eastenders
Totenham, watching Eastenders
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**** them all, **** them all
west ham, tottenham, liverpool
we are arsenal
we're the best
we are arsenal
**** THE REST
west ham, tottenham, liverpool
we are arsenal
we're the best
we are arsenal
**** THE REST
Aussie
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Chelsea
Youll Never score again
Youll Never Score again
Youll Never score again
Youll Never Score again
KingReyes
Established Member
To the tune of (She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain)
You can stick Roy Keane up your Arse!
You can stick Roy Keane up your Arse!
Stick Roy Keane, Stick Roy Keane
Stick Roy Keane up your Arse!
Coz we've got Cesc Fabregas!
We've got Cesc Fabregas!
We've got Cesc, We've got Cesc!
We've got Cesc Fabregas!
The opponents player can change, for example if we're playing Chelsea we can say....You can stick Frank Lampard up your Arse!..and so on.
You can stick Roy Keane up your Arse!
You can stick Roy Keane up your Arse!
Stick Roy Keane, Stick Roy Keane
Stick Roy Keane up your Arse!
Coz we've got Cesc Fabregas!
We've got Cesc Fabregas!
We've got Cesc, We've got Cesc!
We've got Cesc Fabregas!
The opponents player can change, for example if we're playing Chelsea we can say....You can stick Frank Lampard up your Arse!..and so on.
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was listening to this old fa cup song last night and changed it a little to suit what is probably the gooners' most sought after cup of late. lets see if you can spot the alterations... 
Boys from Highbury
Sing about the Gunners,
We're the lads in Red and White,
We can play the football game,
And we can play it right.
While there's still a minute left,
We'll not give up the fight,
When we go marching on Turkey.
March on, march on!
The boys from Highbury.
March on, march on!
March on to victory.
The Gunners colours on the Cup,
Is what we're gonner see,
When we go marching on Turkey!
Boys from Highbury
Sing about the Gunners,
We're the lads in Red and White,
We can play the football game,
And we can play it right.
While there's still a minute left,
We'll not give up the fight,
When we go marching on Turkey.
March on, march on!
The boys from Highbury.
March on, march on!
March on to victory.
The Gunners colours on the Cup,
Is what we're gonner see,
When we go marching on Turkey!
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It will be very very very interesting if an english team makes the final. Wonder what the football associations will do. It certainly wont be safe for any of the english fans to travel there.
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For RVP to tune of that Franz Ferdinand song:
"I say Van Persie,
You say Van Persie,
We say....
Take him on!"
Or
Robin Van is a big Dutch man,
He'll try and take it past you if you he thinks he can,
He'll try a little trick and he'll make you look a prick
Van
PERSIE!
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said:
**** OFF!
Whos that team they call the Arsenal, whos that team we all adore,
We're the boys in red and white and we're ****ing dynamite,
And Santini's mother is a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
To the tune of craig david rewind:
Graham Rix,
When the girl says no moleste her
Kolo Toure song:
Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, koloooooo
Born is the King of Highbury
"I say Van Persie,
You say Van Persie,
We say....
Take him on!"
Or
Robin Van is a big Dutch man,
He'll try and take it past you if you he thinks he can,
He'll try a little trick and he'll make you look a prick
Van
PERSIE!
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said:
**** OFF!
Whos that team they call the Arsenal, whos that team we all adore,
We're the boys in red and white and we're ****ing dynamite,
And Santini's mother is a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
To the tune of craig david rewind:
Graham Rix,
When the girl says no moleste her
Kolo Toure song:
Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, koloooooo
Born is the King of Highbury
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When i was young i had no sense
i bought a flute for 50pence
and the only tune that i could play
was **** the pope and the IRA
(very old school, sung back in the 80's)
1 nil down, 5-1 up
2 world wars and 1 world cup
with a knick knack paddy whack
give a dog a bone
rudi voller **** off home
i bought a flute for 50pence
and the only tune that i could play
was **** the pope and the IRA
(very old school, sung back in the 80's)
1 nil down, 5-1 up
2 world wars and 1 world cup
with a knick knack paddy whack
give a dog a bone
rudi voller **** off home
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What about ones for leaving highbury?
"keep highbury in our hearts keep us arsenal
keep us arsenal til our dieing day"
tune of 'st george in my heart'.
"keep highbury in our hearts keep us arsenal
keep us arsenal til our dieing day"
tune of 'st george in my heart'.
Aussie
Established Member
Was reading through the songs. Some great one's there.
For Chelsea
We'll follow our team
We are the Arsenal we rule supreme
We'll never be mastered by those
By those Chelsea bastards
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
Up your aaaaaarse
Up your arse
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley we'll stick the blue flag up your arse\
one prat went to buy, went to buy a duffer, one man and his cash, went to duffer.
one prat went to buy, went to buy 2 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 2 duffers.
one prat went to buy, went to buy 3 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 3 duffers.
15 duffers later, u aint that much better, arsenal are the top, top team in england
To Chelsea - "f**k off till you've won the league"
"Carefree"
"One man and his dog"
"One team in London"
"Champions" followed by
"You'll never sing that song"
Boris Yeltsen, Vladmir Putin
Whover the russian, you'll be losin
Cos theres
Only one team in London.......
Wayne Rooney
He's fat, he's scouse
He's round your granny's house
Wayne Rooney
score in a brothel.
You'll only score in a brothel.
Score in a brothel,
You'll only score in a brooothell
Wayne Roooney, Wooaaaaaaaaaahoo, Wayne Roooney, Woaaaaaaaaaahooo
He went to a brothel
And Man U won f**k all
he scores
with whores
he doesn't mind the sores
Shrek, Shrek
He's Scouse, he's Manc
He pays to get a ****
Shrek, Shrek
His ****, aint Cleean
Enough for Young COleeen
Wayne Roooneey Wayne Roooneyy
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Wayne Rooooney OOO ahh
Wayne Rooooney OO ah
He is a dirty Man
He'd even f**k his nan
Wayne Roooney ooo ahh
Rooney, ooohoh
Rooney, ooohahoh
He signed on for the Mancs
But only scored with skanks
COllllleeeeen, Coleeeeen, Colllleeeeen, Collllleeeeeen
Wont suck shreks ****, coz its gone GREEN!!!
Who shagged all the whores
who shagged allthe whores
shrek and donkey
shrek and donkey
they shagged all the whores
Colleen (to the tune of Dolly Partons "Jolene")
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
Please don’t take him just because you can
Your older than the methuselah's mum
with saggy tits and saggy bum
With shellsuit bottoms of emerald green
Your twisted mouth so grim and mean
But you'll toss him off for just five pound
And I cannot compete with you, Colleen
He talks about you in his sleep
His bank statement just makes me weep
I'm crying when he calls your name, Colleen
I can see how a cheap toxteth tart
Could win my jug-eared lovers heart
But you don’t know what he means to me, Colleen
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
Even if you ARE a Scouse ****s fan
I heard you went down on your knees
You found he was so keen to please
But don't give my poor Wayne disease, Colleen
And now he's going to Man U,
What is he supposed to do
for handjobs now there's no me or you, Colleen
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
Please don’t take him even though you can
Colleen Colleen
Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the top
A load of grannies in the middle
And he'll shag the ****ing lot
Sp**s
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said:
f**k OFF!
Whos that team they call the Arsenal, whos that team we all adore,
We're the boys in red and white and we're f****g dynamite,
And Santini's mother is a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
campbells now a gooner
he left s***e hart lane
now uve got that ledley king
we'll do the same again
jermaine defoe, your having a laugh
jermaine defoe, your having a laugh"
"still a big club, your having a laugh
still a big club, your having a laugh"
"jermaines your star
weve got henry
jermaines your star
weve got henry"
(thierry henry)
"one good player, uve only got one good player
one good playerrrrr, uve only got one good player"
"if you hate tottenham hotspur clap your hands"
"s**t ground s**t team, s**t ground s**t team"
"s**t team s**t fans, s**t team s**t fans"
"worst team in london, you are the worse team in london, worst team in londonnn, you are the worst team in london"
"you are still a big club, tottenham are still a big club, 44 years and countinggggg, but tottenham are still a big club"
HE LEFT THE **** AT WHITE HART LANE HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
HE COME TO PLAY FOR ARSENAL HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
WE NICKED THEIR CAPTAIN ON A FREE
AND AT THE LANE HE WON THE LEAGUE
AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO EUROPE WHILE TOTTENHAM STAY AT HOME.
"You won the league in black and white"
"71/2004"
Comebacks
"how long since u won the league" (1-0 to the arsenal)
"whats it like to be useless, whats it like to be useless, like to be useeelesssss, whats it like to be uselss" (tune of only one dennis bergkamp)
"how long since you beat us, hows it been since u beat us, how long since u beat us, how longs it been since u beat us" (tune of 1-0 to AFC)
"go unbeaten, ur having a laugh, go unbeaten, ur having a laugh" (tune of north bank sing your having a laugh).
"have you ever gone unbeaten, have you ever gone, have you ever gone, have you ever gone unbeaten" (who the f****g hell are you)
If they sing stuff like "shall we sing a song for you"
we should come back with the slightly sarcastic "we only sing when we're losing, sing when we're losing, we only sing when we're losing".
Arsenal
HELLO HELLO
WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
HELLO HELLO
WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
AND IF YOU ARE A totnumb FAN
SURRENDER OR YOU DIE
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARSENAL
Fab-re-gas woah
Fab-re-gas wooooaaaah
He's only 17
He's better than roy keane
As he runs down the pitch
He makes you look like a *****
TOURE TOURE
(tune of one dennis begkamp)
We are Arsenal!
Super Arsenal!
We are Arsenal!
From Highbury
NOONE LIKE US, NOONE LIKES US, NOONE LIKES US
WE DONT CARE
WE ARE ARSENAL
SUPER ARSENAL
WE ARE ARSENAL
FROM HIGHBURY
"I say Van Persie,
You say Van Persie,
We say....
Take him on!"
Or
Robin Van is a big Dutch man,
He'll try and take it past you if you he thinks he can,
He'll try a little trick and he'll make you look a prick
Van
PERSIE!
As you can see some great one's there. Some oldies and some new ones. Keep them coming.
For Chelsea
We'll follow our team
We are the Arsenal we rule supreme
We'll never be mastered by those
By those Chelsea bastards
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
Up your aaaaaarse
Up your arse
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley we'll stick the blue flag up your arse\
one prat went to buy, went to buy a duffer, one man and his cash, went to duffer.
one prat went to buy, went to buy 2 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 2 duffers.
one prat went to buy, went to buy 3 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 3 duffers.
15 duffers later, u aint that much better, arsenal are the top, top team in england
To Chelsea - "f**k off till you've won the league"
"Carefree"
"One man and his dog"
"One team in London"
"Champions" followed by
"You'll never sing that song"
Boris Yeltsen, Vladmir Putin
Whover the russian, you'll be losin
Cos theres
Only one team in London.......
Wayne Rooney
He's fat, he's scouse
He's round your granny's house
Wayne Rooney
score in a brothel.
You'll only score in a brothel.
Score in a brothel,
You'll only score in a brooothell
Wayne Roooney, Wooaaaaaaaaaahoo, Wayne Roooney, Woaaaaaaaaaahooo
He went to a brothel
And Man U won f**k all
he scores
with whores
he doesn't mind the sores
Shrek, Shrek
He's Scouse, he's Manc
He pays to get a ****
Shrek, Shrek
His ****, aint Cleean
Enough for Young COleeen
Wayne Roooneey Wayne Roooneyy
========================================
Wayne Rooooney OOO ahh
Wayne Rooooney OO ah
He is a dirty Man
He'd even f**k his nan
Wayne Roooney ooo ahh
Rooney, ooohoh
Rooney, ooohahoh
He signed on for the Mancs
But only scored with skanks
COllllleeeeen, Coleeeeen, Colllleeeeen, Collllleeeeeen
Wont suck shreks ****, coz its gone GREEN!!!
Who shagged all the whores
who shagged allthe whores
shrek and donkey
shrek and donkey
they shagged all the whores
Colleen (to the tune of Dolly Partons "Jolene")
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
Please don’t take him just because you can
Your older than the methuselah's mum
with saggy tits and saggy bum
With shellsuit bottoms of emerald green
Your twisted mouth so grim and mean
But you'll toss him off for just five pound
And I cannot compete with you, Colleen
He talks about you in his sleep
His bank statement just makes me weep
I'm crying when he calls your name, Colleen
I can see how a cheap toxteth tart
Could win my jug-eared lovers heart
But you don’t know what he means to me, Colleen
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
Even if you ARE a Scouse ****s fan
I heard you went down on your knees
You found he was so keen to please
But don't give my poor Wayne disease, Colleen
And now he's going to Man U,
What is he supposed to do
for handjobs now there's no me or you, Colleen
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
Please don’t take him even though you can
Colleen Colleen
Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the top
A load of grannies in the middle
And he'll shag the ****ing lot
Sp**s
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said:
f**k OFF!
Whos that team they call the Arsenal, whos that team we all adore,
We're the boys in red and white and we're f****g dynamite,
And Santini's mother is a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
campbells now a gooner
he left s***e hart lane
now uve got that ledley king
we'll do the same again
jermaine defoe, your having a laugh
jermaine defoe, your having a laugh"
"still a big club, your having a laugh
still a big club, your having a laugh"
"jermaines your star
weve got henry
jermaines your star
weve got henry"
(thierry henry)
"one good player, uve only got one good player
one good playerrrrr, uve only got one good player"
"if you hate tottenham hotspur clap your hands"
"s**t ground s**t team, s**t ground s**t team"
"s**t team s**t fans, s**t team s**t fans"
"worst team in london, you are the worse team in london, worst team in londonnn, you are the worst team in london"
"you are still a big club, tottenham are still a big club, 44 years and countinggggg, but tottenham are still a big club"
HE LEFT THE **** AT WHITE HART LANE HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
HE COME TO PLAY FOR ARSENAL HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
WE NICKED THEIR CAPTAIN ON A FREE
AND AT THE LANE HE WON THE LEAGUE
AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO EUROPE WHILE TOTTENHAM STAY AT HOME.
"You won the league in black and white"
"71/2004"
Comebacks
"how long since u won the league" (1-0 to the arsenal)
"whats it like to be useless, whats it like to be useless, like to be useeelesssss, whats it like to be uselss" (tune of only one dennis bergkamp)
"how long since you beat us, hows it been since u beat us, how long since u beat us, how longs it been since u beat us" (tune of 1-0 to AFC)
"go unbeaten, ur having a laugh, go unbeaten, ur having a laugh" (tune of north bank sing your having a laugh).
"have you ever gone unbeaten, have you ever gone, have you ever gone, have you ever gone unbeaten" (who the f****g hell are you)
If they sing stuff like "shall we sing a song for you"
we should come back with the slightly sarcastic "we only sing when we're losing, sing when we're losing, we only sing when we're losing".
Arsenal
HELLO HELLO
WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
HELLO HELLO
WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
AND IF YOU ARE A totnumb FAN
SURRENDER OR YOU DIE
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARSENAL
Fab-re-gas woah
Fab-re-gas wooooaaaah
He's only 17
He's better than roy keane
As he runs down the pitch
He makes you look like a *****
TOURE TOURE
(tune of one dennis begkamp)
We are Arsenal!
Super Arsenal!
We are Arsenal!
From Highbury
NOONE LIKE US, NOONE LIKES US, NOONE LIKES US
WE DONT CARE
WE ARE ARSENAL
SUPER ARSENAL
WE ARE ARSENAL
FROM HIGHBURY
"I say Van Persie,
You say Van Persie,
We say....
Take him on!"
Or
Robin Van is a big Dutch man,
He'll try and take it past you if you he thinks he can,
He'll try a little trick and he'll make you look a prick
Van
PERSIE!
As you can see some great one's there. Some oldies and some new ones. Keep them coming.
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