*The Arsenal-Mania Song Sheet Competition*

Discussion in 'Arsenal Talk' started by Anonymous, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. Loylz

    Loylz Moderator Moderator

    Some nice ones in there Aussie.
     
  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Got a few new ones:


    "campbells now a gooner
    he left ****e hart lane
    now uve got that ledley king
    we'll do the same again"

    (Arsène wengers magic, thats not the original version i thought of, the original was way better but i cant remember it, will post it when i do)

    "jermaine defoe, your having a laugh
    jermaine defoe, your having a laugh"

    "still a big club, your having a laugh
    still a big club, your having a laugh"

    "jermaines your star
    weve got henry
    jermaines your star
    weve got henry"

    (thierry henry)

    "one good player, uve only got one good player
    one good playerrrrr, uve only got one good player"

    "if you hate tottenham hotspur clap your hands"

    "**** ground **** team, **** ground **** team"

    "**** team **** fans, **** team **** fans"

    "worst team in london, you are the worse team in london, worst team in londonnn, you are the worst team in london"

    "you are still a big club, tottenham are still a big club, 44 years and countinggggg, but tottenham are still a big club"

    (tune of one dennis begkamp)
     
  3. 1886

    1886 New Member

    ello guv! how u going son? im afraid my unsociable working hours prevent me from frequenting this board as often as id like, but there u go, its a tough old slog!

    yes mate, im out in trondheim, going with flight options flying from luton on the 28th. looking forward to it already. wonder if the brass' out there'll be on the pricey side :twisted: :wink:

    gotta commend u on this thread once again colonel. u know we are desperately crying out for an atmosphere of any sort at Highbury so any initiative taken to increase noise levels is always a plus in my book. :wink: ill be adding to this page in the not to distant future.

    R+R

    EIE
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Quite a few lads that i know of are travelling as well. Hopefully this place isnt upperclass enough for our usual following of yuppies and their prawn sarnies. So hopefully alot of tickets will be left for the real fans.
    You going to stay overnight? I will most probably turn it into a 4-5 day trip as ive never been to the country before, not sure yet though.

    regards
    EIE
     
  5. Skaniloi

    Skaniloi New Member

    We are Arsenal!
    Super Arsenal!
    We are Arsenal!
    From Highbury
    (And in the future the last word wil be "From the grove")


    Dennis Bergkamps magic
    He wears a magic hat
    and when he saw the Arsenal
    he said I fancy that
    He promised to go back to Ajax
    But did not go at all
    He would like to stay in London
    And play for Arsenal

    I maded this one because the Ajax anoraks on my school (I follow my education in Amsterdam.)


    We're gonna win
    We're gonna win
    Wer'e gonna win the Champions League
    And I want to be in that number
    When we're gonna win the Champions League
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You forgot the original beginning that HAS to be sung......

    NOONE LIKE US, NOONE LIKES US, NOONE LIKES US
    WE DONT CARE
    WE ARE ARSENAL
    SUPER ARSENAL
    WE ARE ARSENAL
    FROM HIGHBURY
     
  7. Skaniloi

    Skaniloi New Member

    Ah I did forget that one.

    Yiddo scum Yiddo scum just remember it
    Tottenham Tottenham you are full of ****
     
  8. Adam

    Adam New Member Elite

    Totenham, watching Eastenders
    Totenham, watching Eastenders
     
  9. Skaniloi

    Skaniloi New Member

    **** Tottenham, **** Tottenham. Cause we hate the Tottenham scum!

    On the tune of the "Blame Canada" song of South Park the Movie.
    And it can also be singed with "smash Tottenham" or something else
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    **** them all, **** them all
    west ham, tottenham, liverpool
    we are arsenal
    we're the best
    we are arsenal
    **** THE REST
     
  11. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    Chelsea

    Youll Never score again
    Youll Never Score again
     
  12. KingReyes

    KingReyes New Member Trusted

    To the tune of (She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain)

    You can stick Roy Keane up your Arse!
    You can stick Roy Keane up your Arse!
    Stick Roy Keane, Stick Roy Keane
    Stick Roy Keane up your Arse!

    Coz we've got Cesc Fabregas!
    We've got Cesc Fabregas!
    We've got Cesc, We've got Cesc!
    We've got Cesc Fabregas!

    The opponents player can change, for example if we're playing Chelsea we can say....You can stick Frank Lampard up your Arse!..and so on.
     
  13. quattro

    quattro Active Member

    was listening to this old fa cup song last night and changed it a little to suit what is probably the gooners' most sought after cup of late. lets see if you can spot the alterations... :D

    Boys from Highbury

    Sing about the Gunners,
    We're the lads in Red and White,
    We can play the football game,
    And we can play it right.
    While there's still a minute left,
    We'll not give up the fight,
    When we go marching on Turkey.

    March on, march on!
    The boys from Highbury.
    March on, march on!
    March on to victory.

    The Gunners colours on the Cup,
    Is what we're gonner see,
    When we go marching on Turkey!
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    It will be very very very interesting if an english team makes the final. Wonder what the football associations will do. It certainly wont be safe for any of the english fans to travel there.
     
  15. Skaniloi

    Skaniloi New Member

    On the tune of the skasong "Come on Ilean Tuluah" Or something like that, dont know the excact name of the song. Bad Manners covered it one time with "Come on England" so I thought about:
    Come on Arsenal
    You know you're the best
    So come on now
    And show all the rest
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    For RVP to tune of that Franz Ferdinand song:

    "I say Van Persie,
    You say Van Persie,
    We say....
    Take him on!"

    Or

    Robin Van is a big Dutch man,
    He'll try and take it past you if you he thinks he can,
    He'll try a little trick and he'll make you look a prick
    Van
    PERSIE!

    The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
    The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
    The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said:
    **** OFF!
    Whos that team they call the Arsenal, whos that team we all adore,
    We're the boys in red and white and we're ****ing dynamite,
    And Santini's mother is a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

    To the tune of craig david rewind:
    Graham Rix,
    When the girl says no moleste her

    Kolo Toure song:
    Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, koloooooo
    Born is the King of Highbury
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    When i was young i had no sense
    i bought a flute for 50pence
    and the only tune that i could play
    was **** the pope and the IRA

    (very old school, sung back in the 80's)


    1 nil down, 5-1 up
    2 world wars and 1 world cup
    with a knick knack paddy whack
    give a dog a bone
    rudi voller **** off home
     
  18. br02afc

    br02afc New Member

    DO DO DO WE GOT KOLO TOURE
    DO DO DO HE PLAYS FOR ARSENAL
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What about ones for leaving highbury?

    "keep highbury in our hearts keep us arsenal
    keep us arsenal til our dieing day"

    tune of 'st george in my heart'.
     
  20. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    Was reading through the songs. Some great one's there.

    For Chelsea


    We'll follow our team
    We are the Arsenal we rule supreme
    We'll never be mastered by those
    By those Chelsea bastards
    We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
    Up your aaaaaarse
    Up your arse
    We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
    From Stamford Bridge to Wembley we'll stick the blue flag up your arse\

    one prat went to buy, went to buy a duffer, one man and his cash, went to duffer.
    one prat went to buy, went to buy 2 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 2 duffers.
    one prat went to buy, went to buy 3 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 3 duffers.
    15 duffers later, u aint that much better, arsenal are the top, top team in england

    To Chelsea - "f**k off till you've won the league"
    "Carefree"
    "One man and his dog"
    "One team in London"
    "Champions" followed by
    "You'll never sing that song"

    Boris Yeltsen, Vladmir Putin
    Whover the russian, you'll be losin

    Cos theres
    Only one team in London.......

    Wayne Rooney

    He's fat, he's scouse
    He's round your granny's house
    Wayne Rooney

    score in a brothel.
    You'll only score in a brothel.
    Score in a brothel,
    You'll only score in a brooothell

    Wayne Roooney, Wooaaaaaaaaaahoo, Wayne Roooney, Woaaaaaaaaaahooo
    He went to a brothel
    And Man U won f**k all

    he scores
    with whores
    he doesn't mind the sores
    Shrek, Shrek

    He's Scouse, he's Manc
    He pays to get a wank
    Shrek, Shrek

    His Cock, aint Cleean
    Enough for Young COleeen
    Wayne Roooneey Wayne Roooneyy

    ========================================
    Wayne Rooooney OOO ahh
    Wayne Rooooney OO ah
    He is a dirty Man
    He'd even f**k his nan
    Wayne Roooney ooo ahh

    Rooney, ooohoh
    Rooney, ooohahoh
    He signed on for the Mancs
    But only scored with skanks

    COllllleeeeen, Coleeeeen, Colllleeeeen, Collllleeeeeen
    Wont suck shreks cock, coz its gone GREEN!!!

    Who shagged all the whores
    who shagged allthe whores
    shrek and donkey
    shrek and donkey
    they shagged all the whores

    Colleen (to the tune of Dolly Partons "Jolene")

    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    Please don’t take him just because you can
    Your older than the methuselah's mum
    with saggy tits and saggy bum
    With shellsuit bottoms of emerald green
    Your twisted mouth so grim and mean
    But you'll toss him off for just five pound
    And I cannot compete with you, Colleen

    He talks about you in his sleep
    His bank statement just makes me weep
    I'm crying when he calls your name, Colleen

    I can see how a cheap toxteth tart
    Could win my jug-eared lovers heart
    But you don’t know what he means to me, Colleen

    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    Even if you ARE a Scouse ****s fan

    I heard you went down on your knees
    You found he was so keen to please
    But don't give my poor Wayne disease, Colleen

    And now he's going to Man U,
    What is he supposed to do
    for handjobs now there's no me or you, Colleen

    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    I’m begging of you please don’t touch my Wayne
    Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Co-lee-ee-een
    Please don’t take him even though you can
    Colleen Colleen

    Build a brothel
    Build a brothel
    Put Wayne Rooney on the top
    A load of grannies in the middle
    And he'll shag the ****ing lot

    Sp**s

    The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
    The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
    The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said:
    f**k OFF!

    Whos that team they call the Arsenal, whos that team we all adore,
    We're the boys in red and white and we're f****g dynamite,
    And Santini's mother is a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!



    campbells now a gooner
    he left s***e hart lane
    now uve got that ledley king
    we'll do the same again

    jermaine defoe, your having a laugh
    jermaine defoe, your having a laugh"

    "still a big club, your having a laugh
    still a big club, your having a laugh"

    "jermaines your star
    weve got henry
    jermaines your star
    weve got henry"

    (thierry henry)

    "one good player, uve only got one good player
    one good playerrrrr, uve only got one good player"

    "if you hate tottenham hotspur clap your hands"

    "s**t ground s**t team, s**t ground s**t team"

    "s**t team s**t fans, s**t team s**t fans"

    "worst team in london, you are the worse team in london, worst team in londonnn, you are the worst team in london"

    "you are still a big club, tottenham are still a big club, 44 years and countinggggg, but tottenham are still a big club"



    HE LEFT THE SCUM AT WHITE HART LANE HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
    HE COME TO PLAY FOR ARSENAL HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
    WE NICKED THEIR CAPTAIN ON A FREE
    AND AT THE LANE HE WON THE LEAGUE
    AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO EUROPE WHILE TOTTENHAM STAY AT HOME.

    "You won the league in black and white"
    "71/2004"

    Comebacks

    "how long since u won the league" (1-0 to the arsenal)

    "whats it like to be useless, whats it like to be useless, like to be useeelesssss, whats it like to be uselss" (tune of only one dennis bergkamp)

    "how long since you beat us, hows it been since u beat us, how long since u beat us, how longs it been since u beat us" (tune of 1-0 to AFC)

    "go unbeaten, ur having a laugh, go unbeaten, ur having a laugh" (tune of north bank sing your having a laugh).

    "have you ever gone unbeaten, have you ever gone, have you ever gone, have you ever gone unbeaten" (who the f****g hell are you)


    If they sing stuff like "shall we sing a song for you"
    we should come back with the slightly sarcastic "we only sing when we're losing, sing when we're losing, we only sing when we're losing".

    Arsenal

    HELLO HELLO
    WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
    HELLO HELLO
    WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
    AND IF YOU ARE A totnumb FAN
    SURRENDER OR YOU DIE
    WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARSENAL


    Fab-re-gas woah
    Fab-re-gas wooooaaaah
    He's only 17
    He's better than roy keane



    As he runs down the pitch
    He makes you look like a *****
    TOURE TOURE



    (tune of one dennis begkamp)

    We are Arsenal!
    Super Arsenal!
    We are Arsenal!
    From Highbury
    NOONE LIKE US, NOONE LIKES US, NOONE LIKES US
    WE DONT CARE
    WE ARE ARSENAL
    SUPER ARSENAL
    WE ARE ARSENAL
    FROM HIGHBURY

    "I say Van Persie,
    You say Van Persie,
    We say....
    Take him on!"

    Or

    Robin Van is a big Dutch man,
    He'll try and take it past you if you he thinks he can,
    He'll try a little trick and he'll make you look a prick
    Van
    PERSIE!

    As you can see some great one's there. Some oldies and some new ones. Keep them coming.
     

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