*The Arsenal-Mania Song Sheet Competition*

Discussion in 'Arsenal Talk' started by Anonymous, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Classic rundown of some of the better ones in this list. Hopefully we can keep adding more and more. Maybe we could vote on some of the best ones and make a proper A-M songsheet.

    Ive decided to change the last bit to"
    "15 duffers later, your still ****ing useless, arsenal are the top TOP, top team in england"
     
  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Wayne Roooney, Wooaaaaaaaaaahoo, Wayne Roooney, Woaaaaaaaaaahooo
    He went to a brothel
    and he still scored **** all
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    My faves from the list:

    "Carefree"
    "f**k off till you've won the league"


    score in a brothel.
    You'll only score in a brothel.
    Score in a brothel,
    You'll only score in a brooothell


    The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
    The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
    The wanking Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said:
    f**k OFF!

    Whos that team they call the Arsenal, whos that team we all adore,
    We're the boys in red and white and we're f****g dynamite,
    And Santini's mother is a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

    jermaine defoe, your having a laugh
    jermaine defoe, your having a laugh"

    "still a big club, your having a laugh
    still a big club, your having a laugh"


    HE LEFT THE SCUM AT WHITE HART LANE HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
    HE COME TO PLAY FOR ARSENAL HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
    WE NICKED THEIR CAPTAIN ON A FREE
    AND AT THE LANE HE WON THE LEAGUE
    AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO EUROPE WHILE TOTTENHAM STAY AT HOME.

    "how long since u won the league" (1-0 to the arsenal)

    "whats it like to be useless, whats it like to be useless, like to be useeelesssss, whats it like to be uselss" (tune of only one dennis bergkamp)

    "how long since you beat us, hows it been since u beat us, how long since u beat us, how longs it been since u beat us" (tune of 1-0 to AFC)

    "go unbeaten, ur having a laugh, go unbeaten, ur having a laugh" (tune of north bank sing your having a laugh).

    "have you ever gone unbeaten, have you ever gone, have you ever gone, have you ever gone unbeaten" (who the f****g hell are you)


    If they sing stuff like "shall we sing a song for you"
    we should come back with the slightly sarcastic "we only sing when we're losing, sing when we're losing, we only sing when we're losing".

    Arsenal

    HELLO HELLO
    WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
    HELLO HELLO
    WE ARE THE ARSENAL BOYS
    AND IF YOU ARE A totnumb FAN
    SURRENDER OR YOU DIE
    WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARSENAL


    NOONE LIKE US, NOONE LIKES US, NOONE LIKES US
    WE DONT CARE
    WE ARE ARSENAL
    SUPER ARSENAL
    WE ARE ARSENAL
    FROM HIGHBURY
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    "whos the wankers
    whos the wankers
    whos the wankers from the lane
    whos the wankers from the lane"
     
  5. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    For this week a chant of

    USA USA USA USA

    Would really piss em off.

    Yankees United :lol:
     
  6. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    Jingle bells
    Jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Rooneys latest slut
    Turned 89 today


    :lol:

    Saw that somewhere
     
  7. solthegunner

    solthegunner New Member

    Some great songs coming out of the list. Good idea guv, like people have said before atmostphere can be a bit lacking at highbury.
    Anyway two that i don't think I've read are

    What did she wear?
    She wore, she wore,
    She wore a yellow ribbon,
    She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of may,
    And when, I asskked her why she wore that ribbon,
    She wore it for the arsenal cos they're off to wembely,
    Wemblely, Wembely,
    She wore it for the arsenal cos they're off to wembely.

    And one I've never heard sung that much but still makes me laugh

    (To Wengers magic hat)
    Tony adams magic,
    Hes got a magic cock,
    And when he saw caprice he shoved it in her gob,
    He shoved it in her *****,
    He shoved it up her bum,
    And when he went down white **** lane,
    He ****ed glen hoddles mum.

    You would have to change the names to keep it arsenal or maybe

    Wanye Rooneys magic,
    Hes got a magic cock,
    And when he saw a granny he shoved it in her gob,
    He shoved it in her *****,
    He shoved it up her bum,
    And when he went down old trafford,
    He ****ed furgusons mum. :lol:

    First ones full of memories for me but i'd love to hear the last one at ot this weekend! Great list if it keeps on going....
     
  8. 1886

    1886 New Member

    one for the wkend?

    to the tune of a "Bergkamp wonderland"

    theres only one harold shipman
    ooonnee harold shipman
    the gooners said "thanks"
    cos he only kills mancs
    we're walking in a shipman wonderland

    also another golden oldie to the list

    we are the pride of north london
    the kings of the south
    we hate the totnumb cos they r all mouth
    the cannon will fire
    and the cockerall will fall
    cos we are the Arsenal
    the greatest of all
    la la la....
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: a classic, be sure to try and get it started up at OT.

    flippin heck, i havent heard that for years, whats the tune of it ive totally lost it, (keep getting some stupid song i heard on the radio in my head :evil: )
     
  10. 7CHP

    7CHP New Member

    Fabregas woho
    Fabregas woho
    He's only a garcòn
    He threw pizza on Fergusmoan
     
  11. You put your left leg in,
    Your left leg out,

    In Out, In Out, Then shake it all about

    You do the Gilberto Silva/Mathieu Flamini and you turn around,

    That's what it's all about -

    Oh Gilberto Silva/Mathieu FLamini, Oh Gilberto Silva/Mathieu FLamini, Oh Gilberto Silva/Mathieu FLamini,

    Knees Bend, etc etc

    (nicked it from another team, but still will get the crowd going.)
     
  12. Hi Ho Gilberto Silva, We got him from Brazil,
    Hi Ho Gilberto Silva, He plays for Arsenal,

    Hi Ho Gilberto Silva, Everywhere we go,
    Hi Ho Gilberto Silva, He'll be shooting for us,
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Manchester is full of ****, its full of ****, **** and more ****, oh manchester is full of ****.

    North London is wonderful etc

    Manchester, wank wank wank, Manchester, wank wank wank.
     
  14. Soler

    Soler New Member Elite

    I said to Mark on MSN the other day that we could have a song for RVP to the tune of the old Charlie George one.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    PREPARE FOR THE BEST ARSENAL SONG EVER..........


    Your mother is your sister,
    your father is your brother,
    you like to shag eachother,
    The Tottenham Family.

    (tune of the adams family)

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  16. kel varnsen

    kel varnsen New Member Trusted

    excelent thread. lots of great song here... :lol:
     
  17. solthegunner

    solthegunner New Member

    From the 5-4 totts game:

    santini woooo, santini wooooo,
    He knew tottenham were ****,
    Thats why he ****ing quit,
    santini wooooo, santini wooooo.

    5-4 in your cup final, 5-4 in your cup final.

    van persie wooooo, van persie woooooo,
    He comes from rotterdam,
    He hates the tottenham,
    van persie wooo, van persie woooo.


    ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Arsenal song medley (few songs linked together to form one big song)....


    Hark now hear the arsenal sing
    the tottenham ran away
    and we will fight forever more
    cos this is what we say.....

    We hate tottenham yes we hate tottenham
    we hate tottenham yes we hate tottenham
    we hate tottenham yes we hate tottenham
    we are the tottenham
    HATERS.....

    singing eye eye ippy ippy eye
    'you scum'
    singing eye eye ippy ippy eye
    'you scum'
    singing eye eye ippy
    eye eye ippy
    eye eye ippy ippy eye
    YOU SCUM.....

    you'll be comin 18th be the end of may
    u'll be coming 18th by the end of may
    u'll be coming 18th
    coming 18th
    coming 18th by the end of may.
     
  19. seb_afc

    seb_afc New Member Trusted

    is there guna be a "singing" section at the new stadium? i hope so.
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yeh apparently there is, that is good, but the thing is i heard it is going to be the opposite side of the ground to where the away fans are, meaning if all the lads get tickets in the singing section then the banter will be totally ****e. Alot of the lads will want ticks next to the away fans so that means the singing section will be ****e. Hopefully we can get 2 groups together, the singing section and the lads next to the away fans. This could generate some atmosphere.
     

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