*The Arsenal-Mania Song Sheet Competition*

[hujja]

If you're a spud and you know it,
**** yourself,

If you're a spud and you know it,
**** yourself,

If you're a spud and you know it,
there is no need to show it,

If you're a spud and you know it,
go F**K YOURSELF!!!!

 

[Superdavid]

don't know words but a song should be made for Highbury to the tune of Thank you for the music. As it is the last season at Highbury next season.

 

[Anonymous]

So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing
Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

Thats the abba song, heres an arsenal version, all feel free to make your own:

so i say
thakyou for the memories, all the songs we're used to singing
thanks to all the players, for the joy they are bringing
it'll be hard to live without it, i can say that honestly
wat wil it be, without our high-buryyy

 

[Skaniloi]

Sometimes when I'm bored while waiting for the train on the station I think about Arsenalchants.
Yesterday evening this one camed up in me:

I am blue
I am rich
I'm not even plastered
With my back to the pitch
I am a Chelsea bastard

 

[Anonymous]

Thank you very much for the three points tottenham
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much
Thank you very much for the three points tottenham
Thank you very very very much.


Hey rooney, leave those kids alone
All in all it's just a-nother kid
From the school.


Go home, you might as well go home...


We can see you
We can see you
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you sneaking out

Tottenham...
It's just like playing a-gainst Tottenham
playing against totttttttttttt-nam
its just like playing a-gainst tottenham


One man went to laugh
Went to laugh at tottenham
one man and his dog, went to laugh at tottenham
2 men went to laugh
went to laugh at tottenham etc etc

Let's all laugh at tottenham
Let's all laugh at tottenham
HAHA ha ha
HAHA ha ha
(like this one, should be sung alot, tune of lets all do the conga or whatever it is)



Edit - You know the rules and you know why I've edited this. Exiled.

 

[seb_afc]

a new one for chavski,

carefree, wherever you may be, youve never won the league on colour tv, we dont care, whoever the you may be, cus you aint won the league on colour tv.

 

[1886]

to the tune of "blue flag"..."no silverware"

HISTORY
NO HISTORY
YOU STILL AINT GOT NO HISTORY
FROM STAMFORD BRIDGE TO WEM-BER-LEE
YOU STILL AINT GOT NO HISTORY

 

[1886]

Theres only one wayne rooney
One wayne rooney
He's a c*nt thats two bob
With a granny on his knob
He's just another scouser on the rob...

 

[seb_afc]

gilberto oweo gilberto oweo he comes from sao paulo, he hates morinho,

 

[grennan84]

(Tune) wengers magic hat


chelsea are a bunch of wankers
they have gone and both the league
but when the russian f**ks off
they will be another leeds

ohh they ant got no history
they always win f**k all
they will never be the arsenal
the greats of them all

 

[Anonymous]

Have gone and BOUGHT the league

 

[1886]

and for those of you that know about affairs within the yid army...

FIRM FULL OFF RAPISTS
YER FROM A FIRM FULL OFF RAPISTS...

alternatively

FIRM FULL OFF GRASSES
YER FROM A FIRM FULL OFF GRASSES...

what a bunch of filthy c*nts this **** really are. :x

 

[gunnerGH]

New Song

Keep Highbury in my heart keep me fightin
Keep Highbury in my heart I say
Keep highbury in my heart fuk the Chelsea
Well keep winnin till judgement day!

(to the tune of 'give me joy in my heart')

 

[Aussie]

Did you get a Receipt
Did you get a Receipt
Did you get a Receipt
Did you get a Receipt

Sung to Chelski fans as they bought the league.

 

[1886]

New Song

Keep Highbury in my heart keep me fightin
Keep Highbury in my heart I say
Keep highbury in my heart fuk the Chelsea
Well keep winnin till judgement day!

(to the tune of 'give me joy in my heart')

Loved it! But a few alterations if i may....

Keep Highbury in my heart fcuk the yiddo's

(to the tune of "KEEP ST GEORGE IN MY HEART) :wink:

Keep em coming Aussie cos if things continue as they are and we go to the bridge with them having already wrapped up the league I'll personally make sure to get those started up.

 

[Aussie]

Nice effort there mate.