The Fighting **** & Glory Glory Go Into Meltdown

Malky

Established Member
This showers of rancid ****s talking about cringy celebrations when Son, playing for 15th placed Sp**s, hushed our fanbase in a game they ended up losing.
 

Oxeki

Match Day Thread Merchant

Country: Nigeria

Player:Saliba
Woolwich really struggling here.

Popped this one on to help me doze off for an afternoon nap.

Can tell I’m about to nod off perfectly

Woolwich look terrible but we know they will score from a corner.


0-1

oh feck off

It's impossible to detest them enough.

Bollocks

**** marking by Leicester defence ball watching


What the **** was Faes doing

You mean Wout the **** was Faes doing

He's genuinely one of the worse defenders I've ever seen. I'm ****ing ashamed we lost to them. That's basically 13 pt gap with thd game in hand. Even Postecoglou can't send us down with 13 to play. I hate Leicester.

0-2
Yes

These ****s will bottle it as they always do

**** 2-0

Phew we are now 10 points clear of the drop!

It's starting to remind me of that season in the 80s I think it was, when they had to beat Liverpool by so many goals in the last game of the season, and they did it. Michael Thomas scored during injury time IIRC.

Woolwich under Arteta are everything we aren’t under Ange.

Organised, resilient, structured. Arteta is a mug but you can see the impeccable coaching all over the pitch.

It’s the opposite to us under Ange.

I just want a proper coach. I'm so miserable at how they picked him..

Every manager in the PL is

probably every one in Chmpo and Div 1 too now that ****s like Rooney have been fired

100%.

Whatever some think of Arteta, he is way superior to Postecoglou.

On acompletely different level in every regard.

Today was an easier win than other games they will struggle to navigate.

That we got a point from Leicester exemplifies the chasm in quality between the 2 managers.

Hmmm..

I just think Arteta is far better.

Pragmatic, oversees a sense of order,gets more out of his players, berates the officials at the right time etc.

Postecoglou seems so second rate by comparison.

Gut-wrenching.

You’ve chosen to come in here and praise that vile club. You’re entitled to your opinion but maybe take it back to the **** boards? Or else you’re just hurting so much you’re suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Every time the ball is in the Arse box you can hear Gabriel's strangled high pitched shriek. It's a truly horrible sound but one that's become synonymous with their defensive prowess.
 

Batman

Hard on crime, soft on Stan

Country: USA

Player:Nwaneri
Imagine being a Sp**s fan.
Freezing Major League Baseball GIF by MLB
 

Blood on the Tracks

Not A Fan Of Wokeness

Country: England

Player:Rice
Sp**s forum going into meltdown.

Fat ****ing slug.

Yeah well it was a tough game mate, mumble mumble pitch, mumble mumble injuries, mumble mumble got the job done, mumble mumble cough wheeze, look at the floor mate..

We are very, very lucky that Ipswich, Leicester and Southampton have been so terrible this season or we'd be in trouble.

And we still managed to lose to two of them.

I do wonder if tomorrow he's finally sacked. Probably not, but hard to imagine how he survives. If we sack him we might have a chance in europe, with him, no chance.

Get to **** you prick. Cupping an ear to our away supporters who have spent thousands following us you fat ****. Get this idiot out now.

He absolutely hates Sp**s fans

Think we should put him out his misery, thought he was the one to take us into a project but the minute he faced any adversity he just cracked! Never seen a manager at this level lose his head so often to fans just bantering him.

Angeball or whatever you wish to call it has been completely discredited at a certain level. That's the facts. If ever worked at a certain point, the game has since moved on

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour from him last night.

Always said he was a narcissist. Think he has some sort of personality disorder.

I mean to cup his ear to the away fans and then act bemused when questioned about it is gas lighting of the highest order. He's blatantly lying. Coward.

I genuinely hate this bloke.
 

Oxeki

Match Day Thread Merchant

Country: Nigeria

Player:Saliba
PSG are the saviours if anyone

Real think they can just rock up to any match, play like ****s and get away with it, they're so complacent so when they face these kind of teams (which is rare) they get a slap in the face.

Need them to beat Woolwich in semis.

Woolwich are always so solid so can see them winning this. Each season they are close to winning a big one so I already know it’s just a matter of time.
My biggest hope is Barcelona who can be lethal but they are poor at the back so who knows.

Again, this is not over. It’s Madrid. They look like **** now, but at Bernabeu on CL night. Remontafa written all over it.

Madridey?


There's still 7 weeks to go!

This season could be the straw that breaks a lot of camels!

Even ****ing Ange didn’t hold 3 from these dirty Goons. How the **** have Madrid been this ****e?

Can u imagine the amount of cheating them ****s will engage in at the next leg

Utterly shameful by Madrid.

I always thought that ****** club had a stronger midfield but even we might have avoided a 3 goal deficit.

The tie is over.

How embarrassing.

Their fans must be absolutely livid.

These games never seem to happen to us...
Only against us!
This feels like a loss!
Tonight has just shown how far we've fallen... Without a ball being kicked.

Bellingham is an utter FRAUD.

Real M. may wanna hire Arteta now :D

With them winning the CL and our season it's a great chance to finally quit football altogether.

Please; someone out there who knows about European Football reassure me that they can’t win the whole thing.

Please .

Imagine if they win the CL...

We may as well fill in our stadium with dirt and find a new hobby.

I would have to fully divorce myself from football it would be unbearable

It won't be a popular opinion on here, but this Woolwich team under Arteta are better than anything we managed under Poch. Yes we fluked a CL final by the skin of our teeth against City and Ajax, but we were never serious contenders and got completely humbled by Liverpool. And by then the wheels had already fallen off under Poch and our league performances and form was shocking. The CL run papered over the cracks.

This Woolwich team have been properly pushing for a league title consistently for 3 years now. We never managed that under Poch.

Woolwich and Aston Villa in the champions league quarter finals.

Weren’t we pissing on those 2 teams not that long ago? Good effort to crash that far and fast.

:levystare:

Funny thing is... Arse take a 3-0 lead into the 2nd leg and are as good as in the Semi...

If we even got CLOSE to doing the same on Thursday, there would STILL be all to play for in Germany!

It's all so skewed in their favour...

That sliding doors moment came and went years ago now...

We missed the train!

Think the most places they've been below us in the last 20 years is 3. We're likely to finish 11-14 places below them this season. Dreadful.

peak Poch team circa 2017 would beat this Woolwich team. The problem was we had no depth below that first 11.

Woolwich backed their man with resources though

Ours cowered in the corner and hid behind spreadsheets

How can you actually turn up and not even play.

Unreal **** tonight.

Can't remember seeing such a **** RM performance.

Yeah true. Bought a top class striker in January.

Tonight was a nightmare everybody right? Woolwich and Madrid play tomorrow?

I hate Levy so much

I genuinely can't stand him

I need help

The tie is over, let's not delude ourselves here.
Tapas Pulis is gonna play the most disgusting low block at Bernabeu.

Well I put money on a 2-0 Woolwich win I was that confident they would beat this Madrid team on the back of them losing at home to Valencia. I was only one goal off.
 

Dennis_Bergkamp_10

Established Member

Country: Netherlands

Player:Madueke
Aphex said:
It won't be a popular opinion on here, but this Woolwich team under Arteta are better than anything we managed under Poch. Yes we fluked a CL final by the skin of our teeth against City and Ajax, but we were never serious contenders and got completely humbled by Liverpool. And by then the wheels had already fallen off under Poch and our league performances and form was shocking. The CL run papered over the cracks.

This Woolwich team have been properly pushing for a league title consistently for 3 years now. We never managed that under Poch.


More sense with some of their fans than a few on here have regarding Arsenal and Arteta..
 

kofigunner

Established Member
Of Ange
“I wonder what he’ll talk about in his fuller length press conference…

Perhaps Bonnie Blue, the importance of female role models, body positivity and its effect on society?

Perhaps the NHS and the mental health crisis?

Maybe he’ll wax lyrical about his thoughts on Brexit and the referendum and its impact on society as a whole?

He’s covered moles, mobile phones, and bullshitted his way through numerous sermons trying to look like a genius philosopher to this point, anything to stop him having to talk about how he’s clueless ‘leadership’ has led to 17 losses in the league and only surviving a relegation scrap by having three really genuinely poor promoted teams to hold him up.

He’s without question our worst manager ever.”
 

Oxeki

Match Day Thread Merchant

Country: Nigeria

Player:Saliba
if they were playing a great madrid side of old then i could quite easily see the game ending up 5-3 to mardrid or similar. But this madrid is pretty weak.
playing 93 year old Modric in the heart of midfield against prem guys in their 20s is already a massive mistake. then you've got the overrated runners that are Mbappe and star boy

no doubt Madrid will go on a massive spending spree now, dead in the league and about to get knocked out of europe

Just watched the 2 Rice free kick goals from last night...
...and I feel sick!

...not just 'cos THEY scored them,
it's just cos Maddison will never score those when he absolutely needs to!

3-0 up at home against Villa in the last minute to make it 4, is NOT the same as a CL Qtr final against Real to break the deadlock....
...oh, and then repeat the trick 10 minutes later to kill it off!!

Still he's got his darts go play with!

I had the misfortune of bumping into my near neighbour who's a gooner this morning .

Bloody hell was he giving it large , " Were going one step further than your lot and winning it " was his take

Please God don't let this lot win it , life won't be worth living .

I've a good mind to take my dog for a walk later when it's dark and let her **** on his " beloved " front lawn

Make me feel better anyway

I watched most of the first half and a few of them (Timber and Ødegaard from what I remember) just kept throwing themselves on the floor.
I saw just 1 replay of the free kick Saka won and I'm convinced he just collapsed when someone was running alongside him. Game's gone.

I’d rather go for a pint with Arteta than watch this

And we think we will got to frankfurt and win haha

We have the 2nd worst manager in the league atm. Hes ****ing useless.

He should have been sacked months ago.

Conceded 4 to Wolves, all is well, nothing to see here.

We’re getting battered by the 17th team in England but we’re going to go away to the 3rd best in Germany and win :ange-hmm:

Ange

*opens mouth slightly*

*rolls tip of tongue along lower lip twice*

*looks at turf*

I can't put myself through this bollix every weekend anymore. It's so so bad for the mental health. Its ****ing ****e. Getting laughed and taking the piss out of every week. Every week. Its ruining my life

Look how slow Romero was to reacting. You expect more anticipation from a world class player.


But, but, Messi said he's world class. And nobody would ever exaggerate their team mates importance.

It's an absolute myth that Romero is world class. He's an Argentine Gary Cahill.

This season has been done since Levy failed to get fatman out in January and strengthen properly in the window.

These players are going to crumble in Frankfurt.

The atmosphere will be hostile.

****ing disgrace what's happening to club.

Just **** off Ange.

Not far off Sol Campbell levels of hatred for you now you utter utter ****.

That could have been 6 or ****ing 7 on another day.

****ing embarrassing.

37 points out of a possible 96. Criminal.

He has to go before the end of the season, we just can't continue playing like this, too easy to score against and gifting the opposition goals every bloody week!


I've come to the conclusion that Ange is petulantly punishing us for not really minding losing last season against City...
I HONESTLY think that's on his mind.

"You guys don't mind losing it seems...
Well have some more defeats on ME!!!!"

Sack him now, anyone with a FA coaching badge will do.

Sacked Jose 6 days before a final but you can't get rid of a ****ing fraud who's 15th in the table and arguably the worst manager in our history. The state of this ****ing club.

Surely Levy can't be that dumb that he actually believes the

"I always win a trophy in my second season"

bollocks.

I have been all for keeping Ange through to the end of the season and getting rid then but with his bad attitude and negative aura lately he should be shown the door, right now. He’s toxic.

Only the current bottom three clubs – Southampton (26), Leicester (22) and Ipswich (19) – have lost more league games than Sp**s.

On a side note with Arteta confirming a huge summer for Woolwich, Slot for Pool, assumably Newcastle and others will be going big we could fall further behind.
 
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Majora

No Longer Alive If Patrick Timmons Has 0 Haters

Country: Scotland
Love the comparison of Romero to Gary Cahill as a diss. I hate Chelsea but don’t think it’s controversial to say that Cahill was comfortably a better defender than Romero. In no world would Chelsea have swapped Cahill at the time for current Romero
 

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