The Fighting **** & Glory Glory Go Into Meltdown

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Miss Bold Superstitious [B/]

Country: England
Omg, thanks @Rasmi for linking to the thread. It's comedy gold 😂

"We’re West Ham’s slightly better looking brother"

"Not only have we failed to sign a quality player in a one-horse race, but we've been predictably owned by our biggest rivals - again. They'll sing songs about how he hates Tottenham."


"To ****ing Woolwich? This is a ****ing disgraceful disaster even by Levy's standards."


"F*ck Eze but I’m gutted, look at how Woolwich are run. One injury and straight in for a big signing.

We lost Maddison three weeks ago and we are no closer to a number 10 or a left winger.

That tells you everything you need to know about Levy and why we are where we are and Woolwich are where they are."

These are the standouts for me 😁
 

Rasmi

Prophet of Doom

Country: England
Omg, thanks @Rasmi for linking to the thread. It's comedy gold 😂

"We’re West Ham’s slightly better looking brother"

"Not only have we failed to sign a quality player in a one-horse race, but we've been predictably owned by our biggest rivals - again. They'll sing songs about how he hates Tottenham."


"To ****ing Woolwich? This is a ****ing disgraceful disaster even by Levy's standards."


"F*ck Eze but I’m gutted, look at how Woolwich are run. One injury and straight in for a big signing.

We lost Maddison three weeks ago and we are no closer to a number 10 or a left winger.

That tells you everything you need to know about Levy and why we are where we are and Woolwich are where they are."

These are the standouts for me 😁
This is actually sad. How much of a mess of a club are you to say look how arsenal are run one injury and straight away replacement lol
 

viktor

Tweet Bot, runs on cheese 🧀 fuel

Country: France
This is actually sad. How much of a mess of a club are you to say look how arsenal are run one injury and straight away replacement lol
always reactive not pro active that is arsenal,

btw do you think berta can fix this club policy very soon ??

because berta made different move as new sporting director, so its look like we have hope he can fix this club (atleast fix our recruitment department and transfer policy)
 

blaze_of_glory

Pro Censorship
Moderator

Country: Canada
charlton heston laughing GIF
 

Aevi

Hale End FC
Moderator
Hot take but as a non-Londoner, I honestly feel a bit bad for them. These lot are more annoying little brother vibes, dislike City, Chelsea, and Utd more.

We've properly battered them here, wonder if they'll even make top 6.
 

Synical

Miss Bold Superstitious [B/]

Country: England
Hot take but as a non-Londoner, I honestly fee a bit bad for them. These lot are more annoying little brother vibes, dislike City, Chelsea, and Utd more.

We've properly battered them here, wonder if they'll even make top 6.
If you knew how they talk about us you would have no sympathy at all
 

Bloodbather

Established Member

Country: Turkiye
Hot take but as a non-Londoner, I honestly fee a bit bad for them. These lot are more annoying little brother vibes, dislike City, Chelsea, and Utd more.

We've properly battered them here, wonder if they'll even make top 6.
I don't feel bad for them but I do agree with the rest.

I've never seen Sp**s at a similar level to us as a club, so I don't feel like they've our main rival though I know they are considered as such for local reasons.

I became an Arsenal fan at a time when we were competing with United and then Chelsea, so they are the big rivals for me. And City has become that in the current era.
 

Riou

The Invincibles, warra team

Country: Northern Ireland
Grown men referring to us as Woolwich is what's taking me out :lol:

It's weird how they hate us for that, they should be glad we did it as it made them relevant...if we didn't move to the North Sp**s would have just been seen as a West Ham team there, their entire main stream appeal is linked to being the rivals of us...

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...this is basically us.
 

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Arsenal
Arsenal
L W W W W D
32 21 7 4 62:24 +38 70
2
Manchester City
Manchester City
W D D W W W
31 19 7 5 63:28 +35 64
3
Manchester United
Manchester United
D W L W W D
31 15 10 6 56:43 +13 55
4
Aston Villa
Aston Villa
D W L L L D
32 16 7 9 43:38 +5 55
5
Liverpool
Liverpool
W L D L W W
32 15 7 10 52:42 +10 52
6
Chelsea
Chelsea
L L L W L D
32 13 9 10 53:41 +12 48
7
Brentford
Brentford
D D D D W L
32 13 8 11 48:44 +4 47
8
Everton
Everton
D W L W W L
32 13 8 11 39:37 +2 47
9
Brighton
Brighton
W W W L W W
32 12 10 10 43:37 +6 46
10
Sunderland
Sunderland
W W L W D L
32 12 10 10 33:36 -3 46
11
Bournemouth
Bournemouth
W D D D D D
32 10 15 7 48:49 -1 45
12
Fulham
Fulham
L W D L W W
32 13 5 14 43:46 -3 44
13
Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace
W D W L W L
31 11 9 11 35:36 -1 42
14
Newcastle
Newcastle
L L W W L L
32 12 6 14 45:47 -2 42
15
Leeds
Leeds
D D L L D D
31 7 12 12 37:48 -11 33
16
Nottingham Forest
Nottingham Forest
D W D D L L
32 8 9 15 32:44 -12 33
17
West Ham
West Ham
W L D W L D
32 8 8 16 40:57 -17 32
18
Tottenham
Tottenham
L L D L L L
32 7 9 16 40:51 -11 30
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Burnley
Burnley
L L D L L D
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Wolves
Wolves
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