The Fighting **** & Glory Glory Go Into Meltdown

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Our attack is overly-coached

Country: Singapore

Player:Hincapie
It's exactly like the woman who fancies some bloke you don't particularly like ,but he has already got a girlfriend.

You try to ask her out, and she continually makes excuses why she can't, although she tentatively agrees. You have a decent car and a nice gaffe, but are a little wary of going to a top top restaurant, as that's just your way.

Suddenly this other fella finds out his current girlfriend is disappearing for a few months.

Guess what, the girl who has been playing hard to get to you, is only too willing to go for a drink with your mate.

The mistake was chasing her in the first place, in the hope she would give you a chance.
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Oxeki

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Country: Nigeria

Player:Saliba
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Fair play but I honestly believe that man for man, we have a better team.
It's just that we do no have the better management, coaching ,training to be so.

I can't tell if you're joking or not, but they just beat Real Madrid home and away, I dunno what you're smoking but let me know who your dealer is.

He's a **** fan. Family supports Sp**s I think, but he's a **** fan, and was released from their academy.

It will make beating Woolrich that much more satisfying.

There's no way of saving this transfer window now. Eze was the one player everyone wanted!

We're a banter club and deserve it.

Fans don't, but image of the club does, thanks to Baldcunt.

Need a here we go for Levy stepping down

How as a chairman of a supposedly big club let yourself be embarrassed like this . Lmao .

Levy will now go into some level of panic mode. 2 x £60m+ players or 3 x £30m players no better than what we already have?

This window is diabolical.

Frank wants two number 10s and we can’t even sign him one.

We have only signed Kudus to improve the team. One injury to him and we are totally and utterly ****ed.

At least THFC are OFFICIALLY the most hated club in the country now...

It used to be 91 OTHER CLUBS' FANS who hated us...

Now it's ALL 92!!!

1 week of us edging and Woolwich get a "here we go" in about 3 hours.

****ing embarrassing

So Woolwich did that in what? A few hours.

Levy you absolute embarrassment to this Club.

The problem is, Levy has the Lidl bag tucked inside a Waitrose one...
He WANTS to appear as a big deal on the face of it, but the stark reality is far more worrying!

Just when you think we can’t get any more embarrassing.

This really does take the biscuit. Absolutely diabolical.

I am ****ing sick of this man I really really am.

Just get these ****S out of our club.

Franks no


Frank's No ******** Policy, fook this Gooner Wankstain, be blessing in disguise when that fooker gets an acl break 2morro

Guys, Kudus and Odobert can play at 10 🙄

Let's not waste money when we are stocked in that position

We are so ****ed getting anyone in at this point. Every club will see how pathetic we are and rinse us for everything.

Rodrygo and Isak rumours tomorrow. Rumours that we’ll monitor the situation.

The most annoying thing is, we got hijacked by that lot, for a player we desperately needed, that might be the missing piece to them winning the title. ****ing sickening.

If Werner comes back I am canceling my subs and taking a walk in the sunshine on game days, I hope you people are joking about it

I would have taken Grealish and Nicholas Jackson as the last 2 signings of the window if you offered me that.

**** Woolwich
**** Levy
**** Money...
**** football!...
**** me!!!

(The last one was a statement of anguish, not a plea!)

Did it in an afternoon.

We are utter wankers.

These journalists can try and spin it if they like for the sake of the clubs pr

Simple clean fact is that arsena acted like a real big club. Saw a major hole in their squad and quickly wrapped it up in one evening.

Sp**s fans aren't stupid, we know we're being conned.

Compare Arsenals attack

Saka, Eze, Martinelli, Trossard, Madueke, Gykores, Ødegaard

To what we have this season

Kudus, Richarlison, Solanke, Odobert, Tel, Johnson,

Lmao. Sickening man. Utterly horrific. We are ****ed.

People refused to entertain the idea of us signing someone who had a Woolwich tattoo earlier in the window but now are crying cos a player chose them over us...



If all is to be believed, my takeaway is Eze has never, ever really wanted to play for Sp**s...ever.

Vinai probably leaked the details of the deal so that Woolwich can hijack it.

Next time please remember.Rule number one of a Tottenham transfer saga.

ALWAYS ASSUME THE WORST OUTCOME

Yeah he's an amazing signing for them. Fixes the biggest issue with their attack.

It's a disaster on so many levels for us.

Hope that gooner-loving prick does his Achilles tomorrow.

That is all.

Who's surprised, like really? We've been after him for 14 years, couldn't get it over the line. Woolwich showed interest 2 mins ago, got the job done.

We are not a serious club. And our chairman is the worst - and most hated - in football...highest paid, though.

I suspected something was up the last couple of days just by how quiet Ornstein had been about Eze moving to us.

I reckon he had heard something about Woolwich coming in which is why he wasn’t really pushing the whole Eze to Sp**s line that others were.

And when I saw him this morning tweet that Woolwich were exploring the market I just knew we were getting hijacked.

He knew full well they were coming in for Eze but he wasn’t able to reveal it until his gooner masters allowed him to

I bet he’s been loving this today tweeting about Woolwich signing him, the gooner ****

Oh dear billy bob, oh dear.

Imagine trying to justify and excuse this.

A new low.

We don’t need him. We need a left winger

You just know what's coming next don't you.

Woolwich are going to put Sol Campbell in their promo video with Eze. I'll try my best not to get rattled but it'll be tough.



Eze injuring himself tomorrow would be great. ****ing gooner ****. **** Levy and **** him.

It’s going to be Tyler Dibling isn’t it


embarrassing cheap punt to go with Tel and Odobert

It's not about the football.

Never was.
 

Batman

Hard on crime, soft on Stan

Country: USA

Player:Nwaneri
Who is going to tell this gentleman that Como's minority owners, Fabregas and Henry are either going to absolutely take you to cleaners for their player or refuse to sell him to you? :lol:

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Oxeki

Match Day Thread Merchant

Country: Nigeria

Player:Saliba
That was such a bad performance that a 1-0 loss feels almost like a victory.

On paper that Bournemouth team is bang average , they are just very well drilled .

Stinker, terrible watch.

That was the sane under Ange. When we had over 60% of the ball we were generally useless.

If frank thinks richarlison and Solanke is our strikers this season. He could be talking himself out of a job. Just buy a top striker.

We haven’t won a game before the international break since October 2023. That’s shocking and shameful! Points to a mentality issue

Listen - all you Ange-bots need to stop @ing me with your ****ing nonsense.

The fat **** isn't coming back and no sane club has dared touch his mangy ass.

Get over it, or go cry about it to someone else.

I'm not interested in your weird devotion to him or your cringe passive-aggressiveness.

It's creepy af and unsettling.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Said a while back see how we go with Frank. Thing is Tottenham is way less forgiving as brentford. Poch and tuchel available in 2026. He got outclassed by iraola today. That's the manager I wanted tbh but he will end up at an elite club.

Stadium has been anything but a fortress since we moved in
 

Oxeki

Match Day Thread Merchant

Country: Nigeria

Player:Saliba
After our game vs Newcastle

That **** Gabriel shouldn’t have even been on the pitch.

They don’t have the bottle in the very big games, it will cost them again.

Woolwich so emotional over 3 points, why they have and wont ever win anything.

Weak officiating. So done with the quality of the refs in this league.

**** that. I would prefer to actually play football. This Toney Pulis **** isn't worth paying to watch.

That’s some sickener of an end to a weekend where we fail to beat the pointless, bottom of the table team at home.

Hmmmmmm......

That's all about Rice. Bloke is just irrepressible. The modern day Keane, without the rage.

Sadly, I think they are the team to beat

Urgh, that is a bad way to end a crappy weekend

Horrific substitutions from Howe. He begged for this.

City look average,Liverpool unconvincing so far,I’m seriously worried this could be their year

They been getting close so it was a matter of time. I thought they would last 3 seasons. & they have spent even more & gone stronger. Squad built to win a title.

They won’t lose many games. The ****s never look beat even though they bore the life out of you. I think they are favourites to win it which is haunting me.
I have never hated a footballer more than I hate Gabriel. Somebody needs to do him but football is full of pussies now. I’d take Romero getting a red just to end that ****.

Just rubbed salt into a painful weekend

Bastards

Woolwich are by far the most difficult team to beat. By a country mile.

Not seeing it with Liverpool. Salah past it, wirtz not suited here so far, dodgy at the back & really needed guehi bad.

They should have beaten the **** though really. Frustrating that the **** have do alright with some pretty difficult games. However we all know they trip over on the smaller games near the end as arteta doesnt have the mentality.

I agree. Guaranteed top 2. Finish above them & you win the title. It seems like a huge event when they lose a game. It is so rare

direct fight between VARSENAL and LIVARPOOL for the titie....

We get it. They will win the league. Stop repeating yourself.

They are the Bank of England club and Lego Head has spent more than a billion on incoming players……

He’s been incredibly lucky to keep that job after spending that amount of money,especially after the capitulations of the last few seasons.

Yep.
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Today, they just kept on pressing. Newcastle could not have played arny better, and lost.

Strewth.

In Rice, more than any other players, they have what we did not have under Pochettino.

City are more likely to challenge them than Liverpool in my opinion, which has changed in the last fortnight. Just think Guardiola is showing pragmatism, which might make the difference.

You just love wanking them off. and it happens too often. You are happier when they win than when we do.

My fear is they get lucky & have no real rivals as there is a drop off in quality at the top.
 

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