The Fighting **** & Glory Glory Go Into Meltdown

[bastun]

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First guy delusion is next level. Only thing close is maybe resources.
They are lucky they had the most popular South Korean footballer, so they can expand their fanbase outside of Seven Sisters. They are West Ham level at most. Arsenal is another planet.

 

[Rain Dance]

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the first guy think Fulham is super weak relegation side, completely forgot where they were last season

 

[Sulosky]

Laughs at how they are still crying in that strange henhouse about how Arsenal got the top division spot ahead of Tottenham. We are talking about something that happened more than one hundred ten years ago. How sour can a lemon be when they are still wrinkling their noses. When there are no real things to get upset about then it turns into this rubbish. A pathetic wet fart of a club with equally pathetic supporters.

 

[Sanchez11]

Sp**s are the Man City of the south pre oil money. They are nowhere near us in anyway apart from the stadium. They host Nfl games to pay for it ffs. They are West Ham level in size.

 

[Oxeki]

After our games vs Bayern

I see the return game is on 21 February. That’s cheered me up a small bit. I was full sure it would be like 1971 and 2004 again that they’d be winning the league at our place for a third time. They’ll hardly be in a position to wrap it up by 21 February.

Watch it get abandoned and rearranged now. We are a banter club , it’s what we do well

Football gods cannot let them win anything. Please I would stop watching football.

Maybe Rice and Saliba get injured so… There’s hope. Maybe Estevao can score 30 goals

Even if Chelsea win Sunday? Don’t they have Palmer back soon as well? Clutching at straws I know

I don’t think that Chelsea team are title winners.. too inconsistent.

This Woolwich team look seasoned and have depth now. They’re the most complete. Barring some horrendous injury crisis they’re getting over the line.

Unfortunately they look very very strong this year

Don't think arteta has the mentality to win the CL but think this time they'll win the league.

Fortunately I'll be living in Oxford come the spring

They'll win the league but my biggest concern is what else they can win and if they can dominate for years.

Injuries can't stop them. Martinelli and Madueke looked far better then Saka and trossard when they came on yesterday. Ødegaard won't get back in the team now with Eze's form. Gabriel was meant to be their player of the season and they look even better now that he's injured! Hincaipe and Mosquera look far better on the ball than Gabriel! Their depth is just insane!

The only thing that could maybe derail their season would be a long term injury to Raya or Rice. Anything else and they just walk the league and potentially win some cups too. And they aren't stopping here. They'll invest again in the summer and go again. Awful feeling they are going to totally take over.

The bit I really struggle to understand is players like Hincapié. Would probably start week in week out for all the other PL teams baring maybe City but seems super content being a back up and when he comes on for his occasional cameo he plays superbly. No sulking, No nonchalance, just bang on it from second one... same with Martinelli. Doesn't even get a sniff but seems happy and focused being a squad player. Obviously it helps they are doing well but the culture there is so ****ing galling. I am looking at things that could go wrong and I just can't see any... they just seem bullet proof where we seem to buy a top of the range gun only to discharge it in our face every week.

can't see how they run out of steam with that squad. They'd neend 7 or 8 injuries and for their star players to be overplayed and fatigued. As things stand he can rest and rotate at ease. Saka came off at 1-1 on the hour mark yesterday for martinelli. Imagine that, resting your star player at home to bayern and the player who comes on scores. Saka now well rested for chelsea on sunday. They are a machine

Its horrible man. I've just accepted they are winning everything this season and made peace with it.

These ****s are starting to really scare me

They will dominate for many years & hoover up loads of trophies. Whilst we stay mediocre with ENIC. We got about a 20 years break since wenger era. But it was bound to happen. Just like united will be back one day as they are just too big & rich not to be.
They are fortunate as united are in a mess. Chelsea, city & Liverpool going through transition for a while too. So no real challenge.
Luckily I am not as in to modern football now & real life stuff has become a much bigger focus. With Woolwich dominating & what’s to come, I am abiding football & the media etc even more. I definitely will not watch Woolwich. Can’t believe some of our fans watch every minute of them smashing teams & celebrating. You couldn’t pay me to watch them win all the time.
It would hurt much more if I was younger & my peak football fan days.
I guess at least city stopped them twice & Liverpool once when they should have really won it. So it could easily be them going for their 4th straight title.

GOONER **** DELIVERY DRIVER UPDATE:

I've just sussed what the ****'s doing.

Whenever they've just won, he rings the bloody doorbell, so he can gloat, like a pratt.

Whenever they've just lost, he dumps the parcel on the doorstep and runs.

****ing cowardly sad ****.

I feel like we should bin this thread off or disable it until they **** the bed. There is nothing remotely funny to laugh at right now... I get the purpose of the thread because they are such a strange fanbase and it's so easy to watch them climb over one another to be the biggest pleb... but I'm seriously finding it hard to even look at this thread and draw any comfort. I'm probably in the minority here but don't even want to think about those ****s right now...

 

[Steps]

The bit I really struggle to understand is players like Hincapié. Would probably start week in week out for all the other PL teams baring maybe City but seems super content being a back up and when he comes on for his occasional cameo he plays superbly. No sulking, No nonchalance, just bang on it from second one... same with Martinelli. Doesn't even get a sniff but seems happy and focused being a squad player. Obviously it helps they are doing well but the culture there is so ****ing galling. I am looking at things that could go wrong and I just can't see any... they just seem bullet proof where we seem to buy a top of the range gun only to discharge it in our face every week.

This bit really got me. Man seems legitimately upset that the club has managed to foster a culture of support and respect amongst the players and staff where everyone is in lockstep with one another.

Got a genuine belly laugh from me.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

This bit really got me. Man seems legitimately upset that the club has managed to foster a culture of support and respect amongst the players and staff where everyone is in lockstep with one another.

Got a genuine belly laugh from me.

They've realized they haven't a leg to stand on regarding on-pitch matters, so they're looking for other ways to lambast us, only to realize again that there's very little to pick apart.

Envy really is such an ugly thing.

 

[Synical]

After our games vs Bayern

Omg, that is the best Spuds thread in ages!


"CroSpurs said:
Maybe Rice and Saliba get injured so… There’s hope. Maybe Estevao can score 30 goals"

People can be so dumb with their analysis. Chelsea are not title contenders. They are something like on par on points from equivalent fixtures last season. People look at current table position and declare the people at the top as contenders. Critical thinking needs to be taught in schools.


"I guess at least city stopped them twice & Liverpool once when they should have really won it. So it could easily be them going for their 4th straight title."

This was my favourite comment, and I agree. We should be on a 3-peat and I don't blame us for that. PGMOL favoured City heavily until the David Coote season. Nobody @ me. I said what I said

"The bit I really struggle to understand is players like Hincapié. Would probably start week in week out for all the other PL teams baring maybe City but seems super content being a back up and when he comes on for his occasional cameo he plays superbly. No sulking, No nonchalance, just bang on it from second one... same with Martinelli. Doesn't even get a sniff but seems happy and focused being a squad player. Obviously it helps they are doing well but the culture there is so ****ing galling. "

This comment highlights what Arteta has done in terms of transforming the culture at the club. It is so so important and is why people from well-adjusted happy homes do significantly better than people from chaotic childhoods. Arteta deserves extreme credit far beyond his coaching, and I am waiting for the full-throated apologies from Arteta-outers

And anyway, we're playing every three days and our injury list has been insane, so our squad players know they will get plenty of minutes, you dunce.

 

[Synical]

They've realized they haven't a leg to stand on regarding on-pitch matters, so they're looking for other ways to lambast us, only to realize again that there's very little to pick apart.

Envy really is such an ugly thing.

All rival fans have got to this stage! And for the first time ever it doesn't get my attention...I just scroll on because they are reaching

All criticism is now literally pathetic:

Lying about the club doing the Tifo so it means nothing (because it would be so much better to tap up already broke Arsenal fans to pay for it rather than use their own money )

Can only score from set pieces...oh.....most open play goals scored


North London Forever is cringe - Glad you think so....we are not singing it for you


You haven't won anything...........TBC

 

[Sapient Hawk]

All rival fans have got to this stage! And for the first time ever it doesn't get my attention...I just scroll on because they are reaching

All criticism is now literally pathetic:

Lying about the club doing the Tifo so it means nothing (because it would be so much better to tap up already broke Arsenal fans to pay for it rather than use their own money )

Can only score from set pieces...oh.....most open play goals scored


North London Forever is cringe - Glad you think so....we are not singing it for you


You haven't won anything...........TBC

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Pretty much what it is across the cyber football landscape.

 

[Oxeki]

FT vs Fulham

On paper Sp**s are currently the 9th placed team with a run of easy ish games. Playing no teams above us before Xmas.

12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th. Dream run up to Xmas right?. (As we have already played 17-20th from 4 v the bottom 4 - we got 10 from a possible 12 points)

What’s your predictions points wise??

• The team in the 12th place is Liverpool actually. Doesn't do justice to the difficulty of that game to describe it that way.
• Similarly, 14th is Newcastle in an away game on 3 days rest.
• Forest, despite being 16th, are clearly heading upwards. Another team whose position on the table doesn't reflect their quality.

We are now well and truly back in the shadow of Woolwich and Chelsea.

We are also now competing with the likes of Liverpool, Newcastle and Man United for players to build this team up.

Support anyone but Woolwich now until May. ****

Chelsea or city to win the league is about all we can look forward to this year.

Pray for nuclear wipe out

Vic is a ****ing clown...
Dr Tottenham is real.
Frank has imposter syndrome...

This was a MUST WIN. NO EXCUSES.

WE'RE ****S
.. USELESS ****S.

Woolwich ARE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE AND WEVE JUST GOTTA watch it happen.

Go clap the fans ... Go on I dare you. I double dare you.

Oh oh .. Porros in a mood....

It's not good enough.

Questions and answers are needed.

Porro acting the hard man. ****ing prick. **** off

We should build a new stadium, one we could ****ing win in would be nice.

Yep, I'm done on Frank. I hate myself for flipping this early, and it's certainly not all on him, but our collective xg this season, the weird huddle this game, Spence and VDV with their moment and no answer in sight to our relegation worthy home form. I think that's enough to make a decision, because there's not enough to be hopeful with

Well...what the hell is going on? We were in the top three relatively recently. Dropping like a stone

All these technocrat managers. Honestly. Give me Harry any day over these useless boring farts.

The club is ****ed from top to bottom

At least City won, if Chelsea can take points off the **** tomorrow it will ease the pain a little

VdV is the only person currently connected with Sp**s (manager, players, staff) that I would speak to in the street.

Pathetic stuff, yes we have a weak squad but not so weak that we can’t beat Wolves and Fulham in our own stadium. The way we progress the ball is shockingly bad, feels like a change of manager is almost inevitable at this point. We are a dead team.

Can’t ****ing believe they gave a new contract. ****ing joke of a decision. Recruitment is so piss poor. We wouldn’t even make it out of the championship.

We have to be honest at this point and admit that Frank’s football ideas are a big problem. The players are only part of the problem.

11 goals conceded in less than a week.

I've been saying this for months. Ange made it acceptable to go out and lose week in and week out in the league with zero accountability. We're seeing the results of that mentality now.

This is a small club pretending to be big

Wolves without a point all season
..
Fulham without a win....

If ONLY there was a medical practitioner term for that!!!!!

Our defence has been **** for seasons now! The only fix is to get defenders in who can actually defend. Franks Brentford were ock solid. As we were the first few games this season. Now our defence is back to their usual selfs.

WE NEED A NEW DEFENCE!!

Dunno what to think about that - top ten would be a result for the season at this point because we ain’t hit rock bottom yet.
We are officially a mid table team - Brentford Fulham whoever that’s who we are now.
It’s a distance and the problems are too numerous and deep to mention.
**** it

We spent all last season hearing about "if the squad was fit we'd have a 90% win rate"

which version are we on now?

3rd manager in a row to start pointing fingers at the fans

11 goals conceded in 3 games, that is terrible

View: https://x.com/billie_t/status/1994896615426199792?s=46

The job is far too big for him.

the question the board needs to ask themselves is Frank the manager to keep us up . That’s where we are now under this manager - in a relegation battle .

Last season 22 defeats in 28 games.
This season 5 defeats in 13 games.

So 15 defeats this season? It’s alright

Sack him. It won’t get better. We all know it.

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Frank just gives of PE teacher vibes. I'm 99% sure he walked into the changing room after losing to ****ing Fulham saying "nice try lads, we'll get them next time". I don't think that works at a "big" club.

Someone like Conte/Mourinho would have obliterated these dickheads which I think is what this group needs.

City is everyone's 2nd favorite team cause only club that can stop the red cancer clubs.

 

[Steps]

Love how they use Woolwich as a pejorative.

 

[Synical]

FT vs Fulham

These fools have no self-awareness:

"Mariner said:
3rd manager in a row to start pointing fingers at the fans"

If multiple people are telling you it's raining, maybe it's time to get an umbrella!

Their mentality is so small-time that it quite literally gives me cringe-pains reading all that. They're going to let City batter them again, aren't they?

 

[dino bravo]

They genuinely care more about us than their own dogsh*t club

 

[SuperGoon]

They genuinely care more about us than their own dogsh*t club

They celebrated losing to City so we wouldn't win the league. Ange was right. The foundations of that Club can't be saved.

Even in our match when they started singing champions of Europe we laughed at them. Little brother syndrome.

 

[dino bravo]

They celebrated losing to City so we wouldn't win the league. Ange was right. The foundations of that Club can't be saved.

Even in our match when they started singing champions of Europe we laughed at them. Little brother syndrome.

Funny, I can’t remember Leeds singing champions of England…

 

[StefanB]

They celebrated losing to City so we wouldn't win the league. Ange was right. The foundations of that Club can't be saved.

Even in our match when they started singing champions of Europe we laughed at them. Little brother syndrome.

Pretty much sums them up. They're so focused on us living in their heads rent free that they can't focus on how **** they are themselves.

It's amazing how their identity is basically just them hating us, even though we just laugh at them and really don't care.

 

[Oxeki]

@Oxeki not sure whether to go to Redcafe or The Fighting Cóck after tonight:
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Can someone ping me when @Oxeki comes back with the gold from redcafe and smallcock?

Arsenal vs Aston Villa
1-0

What a shocker..

Looks like a foul on Martinez

Pathetic from Martinez. ofc their first corner.

How do commentators manage to keep getting excited by this?

Shock

Elbow in Martinez’s throat isn’t a foul. Ok sure

No foul ?

He had his elbow in the keepers face

**** this, changing the channel. Should've done it earlier.

Inevitable.

2-0

Alan Smith can't contain his delight, he really is such a ****

It’s off now. I’ll go watch Chelsea score then turn over to Utd and watch them score late in too.

That was a good goal to be fair.

Oh well. Can only hope some how City beat them to it again but it really does seem like their year

Alan Smith just can't contain himself can he.. Should not be allowed to be involved with **** games.. It is embarassing.

****

They're gonna win it aren't they

**** will win this league.

Been rubbish and keep winning.

Gooner innit...? Nothing accidental about that miss!

Why didn't the Villa 'keeper catch it either.... Oh look, another ex-Gooner still secretly pledging their allegiance to those ****s!

3-0

Trossard 3 nil

Villa doing their best Sp**s impression

How the **** were those two onside, looked off

I just can’t describe how much I hate those pricks

4-0

So Arse have 4 o.g's and 2 favourable VAR decisions go their way in the last 5 games.....

Right you are then!
Good to know.

**** off Villa... See you in The Cup you limp ****s!

It's **** or bust on City now innit?

A reality check for Villa.

They have been outperforming XG for the last few months.

Suspect they will go on a bad run now.

When that kinda thing happens for Jesus, you just know everything is going their way....
Emery doing his best to help Woolwich along with their GD too by the looks of it!

That lot have a far superior side to Villa. All they are doing is proving it.

...

Woolwich playing very well. I wonder if Declan O’Wankhorn will get back in the team?

Will their player of the season so far get back in the team because they played well for a single game without him? Dunno mate. Real tough one.

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[hydrofluoric acid]

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SA96 I wonder if that is @SA_Gunner. Wouldnt surprise me he moved from AM to smallcock to get better Arsenal fan content given how much hate we get on here

 

[grange]

Sp**s fans claiming Emery and Emi were both double agent helping us? Their therapy bills would be extensively expensive if they were capable of a smidgen of self reflection realizing they need professional help.