The Fighting **** & Glory Glory Go Into Meltdown

[Jasinho]

This sh*t killed me

 

[Oxeki]

BHA 0-1 Arsenal
Man City 2-2 Nottingham Forest

That's it, I'm so ****ing done with this season, almost literally everything going against the way I and we want it to go, it's like we're f'n cursed.

We need to bin the Champions League and focus entirely on the Premier League now. Play the kids vs AM. It probably won't help. But that's what we need to do. With all the injuries we need to rest the players we still have for the League.

Man this season's been something else… ****'s gonna win the league and we're probably going down. ****s sake.

They'll probably end up winning the CL too.

I really don't think it can get worse.

Absolute ****ing rock bottom.

The Championship is interesting and there is a chance we might get our club back

I think that’s the league. Don’t think they’ll beat West Ham away wedged between two Madrid games that they may prioritise.

Even if they do Woolwich can afford to lose to them now.

A **** of a night

Tbh anyone can get points at City. Even we do it

We are so ****ed!

We have to win tomorrow.

simple as that

I can not imagine today's results being any worse

Unbelievable

****ing corrupt league

It's feeling like it's all coming together just like they planned it


The Premier League needed a new winner after 8 years of just City and Liverpool

Well that couldn't have been much worse.

A literal season from hell.

Probably the biggest MUST WIN game for decades tomorrow. Trying to remain positive but I think we are gone.

Guaranteed they’ll ref the corners and set pieces very differently after they win it

Then just winning the title seems like the best we can hope for.

This season going in dry on us , no dinner date, no glass of wine , no foreplay , no lube . Oh sorry that was last Saturday night

**** you Forest and **** you Fulham.

I expect the Premier League have some great bantz posts for Twitter prepared for the day Woolwich win the league and we get relegated.

Way we should look at it is Forest dropped 2 points and Leeds lost - we can drag them into it.

If they win the league and we get relegated where do we actually go as a club from there?

Is there any way back from that? Ever?

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Still time for Woolwich to stop themselves. They always find a way.

If they go deeper into the CL, I can see them over extending

They have a 7 point gap, their remaining fixtures are hilariously easy apart from City, and city have clearly taken their eye off the ball and are much more likely to get distracted by the CL when they have Madrid and Woolwich have Leverkusen followed by Bodo or Sporting.



Give it up mate. You’re relying on “x always happened” which is illogical. Sp**s always found a way to not win a trophy. Then we did. Same as Newcastle.



They’re at a minimum winning a league title.

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Biggest issue is Man City are also still in all 4 competitions and have a much tougher CL tie against Real Madrid.

No way I'm sleeping ok tonight and I feel embarrassed I let these bunch of absolute bottle job losers let me feel this way. Whilst I'm tossing and turning most of the night our owners/players will probably be dreaming about how hilarious it is for us to go down).

 

[Synical]

This guy went back and quoted all these posts from around December. That's dedicated point-scoring

 

[Synical]

This is mental. You are literally on death row yet you are obsessing about a rival

 

[boonthegoon]

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This guy went back and quoted all these posts from around December. That's dedicated point-scoring

The fighting *****' versions of @Rasmi @IrishGooner93 etc

 

[Batman]

 

[Synical]

Mwuhahahaha
They left out our guaranteed 6 points too

 

[Diesel]

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Mwuhahahaha
They left out our guaranteed 6 points too

I have one Sp**s fan and we pretend like football doesn't exist.

 

[Oxeki]

FT
Sp**s 1-3 Palace

Us going down, West Ham staying up, and Woolwich winning the league is the darkest day in the club's history. Might as well just fold.

****ing hell.

****ing ENIC.

I have never been more disgusted at a sports organization more than Sp**s right now. It's a complete and total failure from every single person involved in the club.

Get rid of Tudor NOW - Bring in Dyche, Sam, a ****ing bollard for all i care.

**** me. Fearing the worst now. Suerly the bookies favourites now?

Sh!t result but not losing more on the goal difference after half-time was good.

Shaun Dyche would be better than this geezer and stands more chance of keeping us up.
And I'm not even joking.

Just about tipped to survive ahead of West Ham. I expect that to change when we lose to Liverpool, they have a shot at getting something at home to city who have Madrid games either side of it imo.

Tbh big red flag for me was getting tonked 4 nil by bayern in pre-season. Then totally outclassed by Bournemouth at home. The board aren't football people and not fit for purpose running a football club. The players morale and psychology must be ****ed. Huge scars from this. I still think we will stay up by skin of teeth. But the owners, lange and vinai have to go in the summer. They're beyond incompetent.

Frank, Ange, Conte, Jose bla bla ****ing bla - its a toxic top down culture.

We might be the easiest side to beat I have ever seen.

At this point WW3 kicking off and halting the season before its conclusion is literally our only faint hope of survival.

I would also say, some "fans" on this forum are probably not genuine Sp**s fans and priobably Woolwich, Hammers or Chelski TROLLS. Only a blind idiot would say Sp**s are not being cheated by the referees this season (if not every season - but this year Tottenham may go down).

Just got Tudor in without due diligence. I bet they had no plan in place if they ended sacking Frank. This guy has not improved us one bit.

It's far more insulting. My phone has blown up, people I haven't talked to in years and sending condolences like a family member's died.

Embarrassing.

London derbies next season

Charlton
QPR
Milwall

Great away trips

Sheff U
Portsmouth
Cardiff
Lincoln

We're getting relegated.

I struggle to see us pick up anymore points based on tonights showing.

Even 11 vs 11 we looked bereft of any type of skill or confidence required at that level.

Tonight was massive, we needed a win to give the club a lift. Three incoming defeats now on their way, then another relegation scrap with Forest which no doubt they will 100% win.

The referees are ganging up on Sp**s ons Sky's support of Arsenil. Tottenham fans should stop subscribing to Sky who are deliberately getting Sp**s relegated. I don't see much chance, except I wish real Tottenham fans would call a cheat a cheat.

Come my friend, come join the many of us on the hopeless side

I cannot even remember our last win. Was it this season? I know it was not in 2026.

I definitely think sausages have more chance of getting 3 points than us.

This is one of the worst teams I’ve ever seen in the premier league, never mind our history. The only other time I’ve seen a side just flat out give up like this was Aston Villa in 2016 maybe? Even Luton and Ipswich gave it a go despite their quality differences.

Player for player it's not the worst or anywhere near it (I'm 43 and seen some ****) but it's the most unlikeable, weak minded, egotistical and petulant team I have ever seen.

We are neck and neck with West Ham at the bookies.

But let's just face it, West Ham and Forest are playing football that is beyond us at the moment.

I’ve seen a few dodgy Tottenham teams on the pitch over the past 60 years, but last night was probably the worst. Clueless, gutless(apart from Archie Gray) and god only knows what system they were supposedly playing last night. It’s without doubt fair to blame the owners etc to a degree, but we must remember, these are professional footballers( World Cup winners,several regular internationals, and reasonably successful at other clubs). They were a disgrace last night. Also,hiring a manager with no premier league experience is another mistake. If he was the best available to our once wonderful club, then I give up. Let’s hope we manage to stay up, but if they do, I fear for next season unless the people who own or financially back our great club remember it is first and foremostly a football club. COYS.

Our captain and supposed star player is missing 20% of the season (at least) because of reckless, needless red card fouls. Biggest captain downgrade in history?

We got outplayed by non league Tamworth in 2025, an early indicator of where we are now. No championship club is going to fear us coming to they’re place.

I'm pinning my hopes on the season being halted due to nuclear Armageddon. Probably more likely than a league win.

Voted for throwing a kettle over a pub though. Danso on the long throw?

 

[Oxeki]

On us winning the PL

What a surprise with the new fixture dates woolwich play before City every game, PL desperate to give them every advantage possible. City still don’t even have a date for the postponed match against Palace either.

They make an absolute mockery of the Premier League and City have pretty much gifted it to them.

Sickening.

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Quite satisfying seeing the whole PL teams hate them. They are going to win the league yet be remembered as the most hated cheating teams of all time. No one will acknowledge them as worthy champions. They won't care of course but nice to know there will be no love-in for this title win.

Yes I'm sure they'll be really upset about talksport and PE teacher turned football manager Fabian Herzelheimmer hating on them.

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[Sapient Hawk]

On us winning the PL








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They missed the most important thing about all this: Our title win will be remembered. Nothing else matters.

 

[Riou]

Or course the PREMIER LEAGUE is being "gifted" to us.

But open top bus parade for them, when their only trophy in 2 decades happened because they played literally the worst United team of all time won by an own goal and like 25% possession ffs!

Will be glad when I don't have to think about these inbreds for at least a year.

 

[Synical]

On us winning the PL








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Haha, I wonder if Winter Warrior is a Gooner. Good work

I might start posting the odd comment. You know, do a @Rasmi

 

[Majora]

Even if they get relegated they will have the last laugh as the media won’t be able to write about how much of an embarrassment they are. (Imagine starting down relegation and clinging onto this as a positive)

Not like the media wouldn’t just double down

 

[Batman]

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Even if they get relegated they will have the last laugh as the media won’t be able to write about how much of an embarrassment they are. (Imagine starting down relegation and clinging onto this as a positive)

Not like the media wouldn’t just double down

They aren't even the protagonists among their own fanbase but the PL is going to miss them as a punching bag that no other club can be. They're not even a supporting actor. They're a weird looking extra with no lines.

 

[Oxeki]

Nah I can't breathe. @Oxeki You have your work cut out for you my friend.

@Oxeki bro, you know what todo!

ATM 5-2 Sp**s

1-0

**** Vic. Hope he never plays another game for us again.

Props to Tudor for dropping the liability.

We need to move on from him.

Who was that standing beside Romero? Was it ****ing Kinsky?

Of course........

Worst possible start ffs.

Calamity

you’re kidding me

Lol Kinsky

just fold the club

You could not make it up...

That took three minutes longer than I expected

Seriously lads

Vicario laughing on the bench. Both keepers are

****ing hell Kinsky, that was ****

Oh dear

Comical

Told you Kinsky was ****

We are not a serious operation. Most joke club in the world.

We should build a circus and not a football club.

We are getting more and more creative finding ways to commit ****.

I mean, how on earth can a ****ing professional footballer do **** like that.

Vicario or Kinksy, no matter what, we just make pathetic mistakes like that.

We are a joke of a club.

Our recruitment is pathetic

He pulled his glove away...

Are we actually doing this on purpose now?

Always happens to us. Always.

2-0

Ok we are getting battered.

**** this season.

WTF IS GOING ON WITH THIS ****ING SURFACE

Comedy time.. Bambi on Ice

What on earth is going on

Think we need some boots with longer studs!!!

Throw the towel

This has to be sabotage

We're losing this by 6 or 7.

What are we doing ahhaha

We're just utterly broken

They can’t even be trusted to put the right ****ing footwear on. ****ing amateur hour

Just calamitous. Bunch of jokers.

So strange to be purposely not trying to save the shot from Kinsky. Who do we think we are? That we might actually win the game.

Wtf, 2-0 now.

What the ****????????

****ing hell. I mean... seriously...

What the **** is going on? We are slipping all over the place.

Humiliating. jesus.

Throughly cooked

Oh my ****ing god

KInksy you utter ****

Thank **** I didn't go into town for this.

OH MY GOD

FOLD THE CLUB

3-0

3-0.
Oh. My. God.

This just has the feel of a team of destiny in a bad way

The Tottenham clown show has truly rolled in. **** this.

This is like new levels of low.

Any luck we can just declare at full time and cancel the home leg

Is this rock bottom

This ****ing ****s. Motherfuckers

How are these professional footballers?

One ****ing ball up the pitch


That's all it takes to cut right through us


One ****ing pass


I give up - this is an absolute calamity

Our players are slipping all over the place.

Everyone ice skating out there.

**** have they done to that pitch???

Are we wearing bowling shoes?

This is a Championship team if ever there was one.

Utter shambles of a club.

We don’t have anyone at the club who deserves to keep their job.

Well, at least we can concentrate on the league.

Fold the club.

what the actual ****?

WTF is Kinksy doing?

Just take a touch.

Ok I take it back. KInksy is even worse than Vicario.

THAT was ****ING ridiculous

WTF.

Nothing like a good effort in Madrid to give the lads confidence in the upcoming prem games!

lol

Tudor out. Ange in. NOW

Is that eleven games on the bounce he has lost

This football club just finds new and new ways to embarrass me

Finding new ways to embarrass ourselves on a regular basis

Kinsky needs investigating.

Kinsky hooked. Wow

Tudor is an absolute chancer.

Why is Vic on the bench for this again? I know he's not the best, but there's a reason Kinsky isn't starting.

Kinski off after 16m..... Career wrecked.

This far far below Championship level

We are a ****ing embarrassment. Top to bottom were a ****ing embarrassment. Every time I think we've hit the rock bottom we bring out a ****ing excavator.

What the **** has this club become

Never wear the shirt again you Frankentwink

“Good with his feet”

On the plus side, we only have one more game to play in this comp.

Absolute ****ing shambles of a club. Wankers.

Well that's quite enough of that

I really fell bad for kinsky. Poor guy. ****ing hell

God I feel so sorry for Kinsky. That is his football career finished

Whether we like it or not, sit back and relax, we're witnessing history lads.

You gotta take him off really he's gonna struggle the whole game

I feel sick.

I don’t believe I have ever seen anything like this. Ever

Think this was always likely to happen to us ,we have no buiness in this competition.

Actually the joke’s on Simeone ; according to him nil-nil at home is his preferred result in a two-leg fixture in Europe.

After 40 years as a fan, the 10th March 2026 will go down as the most embarrassed I've ever been.

Tudor had no business playing him, and that's on Tudor. Now Tudor has destroyed a 20yr old's career, humiliating him for the whole world to see.

Tudor, **** off tomorrow or get sacked tomorrow.

If Tudor isn't fired for this, then the club can **** right off.

WTF happened, I literally stepped away for 8 minutes at 1 down. Now 3 down and the replacement keeper has been replaced.

that’s me out! I can’t take watching these useless ****s any longer. **** the club and its owners. RIP Tottenham Hotspur a once proud Football Club

Dear Mr Trump

That must be the most Spursy opening 15 minutes ever

Can only presume Tudor wants the sack already after that decision, the players will 100% rally around Kinsky

4-0

Wtf is going on?

This just doesn’t feel real. I’m half expecting Noel Edmonds to pop into my living room to tell me I’ve been gotchered!

4-0

can’t think of a group players I’ve disliked more than this bunch, and its not even close

Well, that’s 4

Are these players throwing games ?

This is absolutely ridiculous

Na sack this ****er at half time. Would take back Mason all day than this ****

Jesus christ we are getting ****ing battered.

HT

Just forfeit the second leg. Tell them not to get on the plane.

I honestly don't think I've ever seen such an embarrassing sporting performance from another side

Dear Ayatollah

I’m starting to think we might not be winning the champions league this season…….

Even if we stay up. Who in their rigjt mind would want to play for the club.

4-1

Porro!

The ultimate wasn’t expecting much but holy ****

Hello.... 4-5 is on!!!

Come back is on!

Pochettino right now in the crowd thinking no ****ing way am I coming back for this **** show...

ochshock:

Good to at least get one goal. Lol

How many Sp**s fans will throw a sicky tomorrow to avoid another day of workplace humiliation, makes one really miss the Covid lockdowns

They'll probably never let a Europa league winning team into the CL again

5-1

Lights out.

Spence... not even pretending to give an effort on that goal. Heaven forbid we sign a left back.

Hate this stadium ffs

Forget Europe. At this rate we won’t even be getting an invite to the Tiger Cup.

Remember when we were invited to be in the ‘superleague’

I'm paying £25 a month for this **** TV channel and I'm suffering through every bloody minute of it out of spite.

they'll teach university courses on this destruction of a once great club. it's really stunning

**** this ****

Going to bed

I hate this squad so much. Nothing likeable about them. We have championship players in Spence,Danso,Sarr and I don’t know what Muani,Richarlison and Tel are. Gallagher looks nothing like the player we saw at Chelsea and Atletico.
I ****ing hate us.

Igor Tudor so far

P4
W0
D0
L4

Goals: 4
Conceded: 14

The good news is we have a trip to Anfield at the weekend

We'll turn the tables in London.

Remuntada!

Woolwich have already beat the **** out of these. This is not a good Athleti team

5-2

were back

Finally. Solanke figures out where the goal is.

I reckon we turn it round second leg with Udogie back.

Yass! Game on..

Oblak making his case to join Sp**s in the summer

FT

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Where is @Oxeki & why has he been in dereliction of his duties?!!

I want those sweet Sp**s tears before I have to start fasting in 3 hours damnit!!

 

[Diesel]

Where is @Oxeki & why has he been in dereliction of his duties?!!

I want those sweet Sp**s tears before I have to start fasting in 3 hours damnit!!

Gonna pull out a bottle of wine and wait for the updates tomorrow.

 

[Oxeki]

Where is @Oxeki & why has he been in dereliction of his duties?!!

I want those sweet Sp**s tears before I have to start fasting in 3 hours damnit!!

Gonna pull out a bottle of wine and wait for the updates tomorrow.

FT
Arsenal 2-0 Everton

and there it is.........

Oh you ****s!

**** my lifee

Infuckingcredible

Everton only have themselves to blame.
Other teams will take encouragement though, when facing Woolwich, based on this display.

THats the league done for them now.

It's ME... it's on me... I literally turned on the TV...
I've won those ****s the titie!

They’re falling upwards whilst we’re in freefall

Sadly Dowman will be an absolute gem for them.

Motherfuckers


What's the ****ing point


The powers that be are going to make sure they get over the line this year

So ****ing lucky

Wtf is Pickford playing at

League was done anyway, but would have been nice to see their **** fans poo themselves a bit more.

I feel physically sick...
If City don't win tonight, that has MASSIVE consequences at both ends....

This really might be the end of football as we know it!

They are the jammiest ****ers in all four football leagues


Literally no one gets the luck and decisions that they get.

**** knows why because they're all such a bunch of wankers.

Surprised a lot of people are even that emotionally invested at this point.

I’ve been a ST holder for over a decade but I’ve almost emotionally checked out.

Our only hope left, is City win every game remaining & Newcastle do us a favour ...

I get if it’s just boredom but I am surprised so many Sp**s fans are watching every minute of Woolwich's title winning season.

Us going down
Woolwich winning the league + CL + league cup
West Ham FA cup win

I think the only way this combination of events could be worse is if instead Chelsea won the CL.

No, Chelsea get to SEND us down ...
Cos the battle of the bridge wasn't enough... They're gonna do it properly this time!

Arse winning the PL & CL is literally gonna be hell on earth...

Honestly, WWIII can't come quickly enough!

On Dowman

THIS is what Moore should've been doing for US this season...
They've managed to ease him in, cos they've got COVER, so they can bring him on to score his two little goals and get all the plaudits!

You watch the whole of the media gleefully wanking over a 16 year old Arse kid....

That's gotta be illegal, right?

 

[Sapient Hawk]

FT
Arsenal 2-0 Everton










































On Dowman

Never thought anything would ever measure up to my mother & grandmother's cooking, but the anguish of these Sp**s supporters is proving to be a feast of equally impressive caliber!!