The Fighting **** & Glory Glory Go Into Meltdown

Oxeki

Match Day Thread Merchant

Country: Nigeria

Player:Saliba
West Ham 1-1 City
21 shots to 1, 14 corners to 1, 71% possession, anyone still not convinced the world is against us?

City keeps gifting our contenders for relegation.. and serve Woolwich the title

We took 5 points off City and gave 6 points to them, we're as much to blame if not more.

I knew City would drop points once Arse found their winner



All our worst nightmares, will come true this season ...

Woolwich won the title today.

West Ham had one shot on target, this season is a simulation surely

**** this season

These ****s think they will win the league , world war 3 says otherwise! :levyeyes:



On us helping West ham avoid relegation
This would be catastrophic because I'm 100% sure they'll be looking to repay us the favour for that time we let City have the title in 23/24.
Massive point and boost for a relegation rival, title done and dusted, another dreadful day,

One shot on goal in the whole game and they score from it ffs.



Woolwich go to West Ham 3 games before the end of the season, if the title is done you know what’s going to happen that day.
Decent chance they'll have already won the league by the time they play Spam too
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Sapient Hawk

Hates sharing cyberspace with Tets' bootlickers

Country: Saudi Arabia
West Ham 1-1 City






















On us helping West ham avoid relegation



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I don't care what anyone says about throwing the game into disrepute. I'm a small, petty man & I believe in an eye for an eye. If we've sealed the title before then, I want us to take a dive in the match to make their relegation all that more certain!!
 

SuperGoon

Debbie Downer Diva

Country: Ireland

Player:Lewis-Skelly
I don't care what anyone says about throwing the game into disrepute. I'm a small, petty man & I believe in an eye for an eye. If we've sealed the title before then, I want us to take a dive in the match to make their relegation all that more certain!!
We'll be resting players for the champions league. The kids will have to play!
 

HighburyHigh

Active Member

Country: England
I hope we’ve won it before we play west ham, I would cheer every West Ham goal when they play us if it helps sending the sc*m down.
 

Synical

Miss Bold Superstitious [B/]

Country: England

Player:Tzolis
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Why are they so obsessed with us? It's really perplexing.

I wish we we had everything as amazingly as they seem to think we do 😹
 

Sapient Hawk

Hates sharing cyberspace with Tets' bootlickers

Country: Saudi Arabia
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Why are they so obsessed with us? It's really perplexing.

I wish we we had everything as amazingly as they seem to think we do 😹

When your club is a perpetual running joke that elected officials in Sweden use your name as a byproduct for failure, you obviously would prefer to keep your name tied to your fiercest rival in the hopes that their name would lend some gloss to your much-maligned one...or so my reasoning goes :lol:
 

Bloodbather

Established Member

Country: Turkiye
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Why are they so obsessed with us? It's really perplexing.

I wish we we had everything as amazingly as they seem to think we do 😹
Because they have a small club mentality and define their successes in comparison to their bigger rival.

Sp**s are completely irrelevant without Arsenal. I hope they get relegated and find out that nobody gives a **** about them if they aren't out there competing with us.
 

Oxeki

Match Day Thread Merchant

Country: Nigeria

Player:Saliba
West Ham 4-0 Wolves

Game Over
Championship Here We Come

Massive confidence boost for West Ham. We are in trouble.

If we can't beat this Wolves team, just relegate us on the spot.

Seems inevitable that WHU finish above us

Leeds is our best hope

How ****ing lucky have West Ham been tonight, ****ing hell

Watch this keeper get MOTM award for the wonder saves he is going to make against us.

Oh man... They'll get the GD back at this rate!!!!!

Just remember...and keep repeating...

Its STILL in our hands....
It's STILL IN OUR HANDS
ITS STILLINOURHANDS!
🤲🏼🙏🏼

Tbh I’ve thought we was already down, players need to show something on Sunday to give any hope something might change

Goal difference is even starting to become a concern.

Look at it this way, if we go down we’ve got a great chance to be champions of England as well as champions of Europe :D

Wolves have been suspiciously shocking this half, giving the ball away every 30 seconds, keeper diving over the ball in slow motion. They will play against us like their lives depend on it wait and see.

But there is also something suss going on with the officiating all season, I've just felt it all season. and this reminds me a lot of the Leicester season where every team rolled over for them and they got every decision. I get the feeling we are being systemically ****ed.

At least we can safely say Wolves won't be catching us

Thanks a bunch Wolves .

If we do go down it’s all on you ; pathetic losers .

Its been feeling like the reverse Leicester season for a while......like it's destined to happen - we're the ones that most of the rivals would want down.

We're not owned by American billionaires or some petrostate, and we don't have nearly the international fanbase as the other big six clubs. Us getting relegated would generate a ton of attention and interest in the league.
 
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Oxeki

Match Day Thread Merchant

Country: Nigeria

Player:Saliba
Sunderland 1-0 Sp**s

Still think the Championship would be fun.

Academy kids in the squad, different teams to play, no VAR, no woolwich, no chelscum, no Michael Oliver, no Jarred Gillet, No Alan Smith on commentary, no ****ing ref watch with Dermot the goblin.

I’ve been worried that we could get dragged into a serious relegation battle ever since that Leicester side went down in 2023. That team had some more quality than we have currently this season.

Could be a good thing long term. Look at Villa and Newcastle.

Now preparing for us being in the Championship.

Players don't have the required mentality to survive this.

We just don’t know how to win anymore.

Yeah its done. The players are ****, their heads have gone and you could have prime Ferguson in the dugout and it wouldnt matter. I doubt we get another 5 pts this season.

Anyone still foolish enough to believe it ain't happening?

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Need 9 points imo. Wins over Leeds and Burnley are a must.
That will be very difficult. We don’t play Burnley again.
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Cannot see another point being won this season. Can’t blame RDZ as he has nothing to work with.

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Maddison's 2nd relegation, although he didn't contribute this time.
I’d argue that the Leicester team that went down in 2023 and the Newcastle team that went down in 2016 were both stronger than this.

It’s a culmination of Levy’s project since the turn of the decade. A monstrously poor, low quality team assembled by Paratici and Lange, neither of whom had any business building a team for Tottenham.
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We are in extremely deep ****. We absolutely need 6 points from Wolves and Leeds and somehow get anything from Brighton and Everton. I just can’t see us getting anything from the chavs and villa.

I can’t see us scoring a goal again this season let alone getting another point.
Not one bit of fight. Just ****s going through the motions.

I am this close...
THIS ****ING CLOSE!!!!! 😡😠😤🤬

Only team that doesn’t even look like they can win a game. We are truly going down. These players are washed. ****ing horrible players. Sell them all.

We are finished. This Sunderland side we just lost to hadn't won at home for four games and frankly did not look an impressive side at all.

Not won a game in 2026

At least more chance playing Oxford at home in August

New manager collapse...a Tottenham invention...

I'm not even flat anymore. Apathy kicked in a long time ago for me. Championship here we come, and it's what the players, board and owners deserve. I'm genuinely ok with it. This club's needed a kick up the arse for decades.

BRING IT ON, We may look down but we are not out, COYS


I believe that is 17 league games without winning
A new club record

What happens when you are the “9th Richest” club and try to emulate Brighton and Brentford.

Think we’re down. Can’t see us getting anything v Brighton or more than the odd point in our other remaining games. Just hope de zerbi is up for a spell in the championship as he didn’t look very energised on the touch line today. Not sure if he’s normally like that but he seemed pretty resigned to it all.

Up until today, I thought we'd have enough to scrape over the line, but now convinced it's more likely than not that we're toast.

I’ve fully accepted it and in ways I’m looking forward to it. I suspect we’re all just tired. Tired of the awful performances. Tired of the banter from opposing fans. Tired of hating our players. Tired of the lies from management. Tired of the refereeing and the atmospheres. Most importantly, tired of the anxiety. Just let it go and accept relegation. It’s freeing.

Focus all your negative feelings on ENIC, on Vinai and Lange, on our overpaid **** players. I think the club’s leadership needs the humiliation and I think tearing it all down is going to be the first step to that painful rebuild Poch warned us about a decade ago.

life was so much better when we had levy and ange around

Not really, it's how we roll. We never replaced Bale, Kane, Eriksen, Vertonghen, Walker, Dembele, and so on and so on.

This is the result of years of ****e squad management


Millwall away ole ole

The worst team in our clubs history. They've got absolutely nothing about them at all, either was a team or individual players. Calamitous cowards

Leicester are going down from the Championship.

Cheeky bids for Harry Winks and Oliver Skipp?

24 teams in the championship

Gives us a chance to lose even more games to even more teams next year

Luvvly jubbly

Highest paid team in our Clubs history just to rub the salt in .
 

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