Rex Caudillo
Viva la Starmer-ball
Country: Wales
Player:Nwaneri
Group A simmed.
All I can say is... wow, wow, wow.
All I can say is... wow, wow, wow.

































| Wins | Draws | Losses | Goals For | Goals Against | Points | |
| Rex | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 6 |
| 4Juan6 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 3 |
| Sanchriou | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| Albakos | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
Just saw it now.
Just saw it now.
Impossible with all those strikers and bums like Romero in defence, het still its ends a goalless draw.
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fml
Yeah il take it, were underdogs afterallSolid point no?

































| Wins | Draws | Losses | Goals For | Goals Against | Points | |
| Makingtrax | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 4 |
| OnlyOne | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 4 |
| Dashsnow17 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
| Tir Na Nog | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 |

I came back and @Rex Caudillo had simulated all Sp**s playwrs mate. fmlWait.
How did Del Piero and Rui Costa end up in our mess of a team lol... neither deserve that![]()
I came back and @Rex Caudillo had simulated all Sp**s playwrs mate. fml
Had no choice people kept tagging me.![]()
... you saving the team with those picks mate![]()
@A_G - Any chance to have the lineups/starting XI for each team just show the last name? Hard to sort out who has who sometimes. Thanks!
Any movement on this @Rex Caudillo? Bit of a nightmare trying to tell who everyone is fielding.That’s my fault tbf.
Too late for Group B but I’ll change for Group C onwards.
Any movement on this @Rex Caudillo? Bit of a nightmare trying to tell who everyone is fielding.
Time for Group B to begin their second round of fixtures, and we open with a match between two opponents for whom there is no love lost.
@Makingtrax had plenty to say in his pre-match press conference:
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@OnlyOne was slightly less diplomatic:
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Tense scenes at the pre-match handshake
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Makingtrax
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A mismatch on paper as Trax’s world stars take on a team the streets would like to forget. The game begins exactly as expected with Trax dominating proceedings and peppering the OO goal with attempts. Nothing to trouble Martinez yet with some last ditch blocks making the difference, however the away side do get a corner and a chance to send the big boys up…
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Whipped in by Kane and headed home by Popescu!! The simplest of goals to make it 1-0 to Makingtrax!! The man in the dugout enjoyed that…
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His opposite number less enthused…
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OO FC try to up the ante but it’s difficult for them with a midfield not suited to slow buildup. They try to go direct but the back 3 of Makingtrax is able to mop everything up. One of the headed clearances comes back out and Messi thinks he can reach it…
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He’s sent flying through the air!! It’s an instant booking for Vidal as Messi receives treatment, and despite the concern from the bench, carries on. The 4th official asks OnlyOne to sit down after he celebrates the challenge like a goal.
They get the ball back up the pitch as they look to double their lead, with Kane beginning to link up more with Messi now. After exchanging passes with the Argentine he sees Hernandez dart in behind and uses the decoy to have a shot of his own…
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Saved by Emi!! Kane’s shot stung the palms of the OO FC keeper as he manages to get a strong hand to it, but the danger isn’t over as the ball is retrieved by Hernandez and put back into the danger area…
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Looks like a routine claim for Martinez, but he’s spilled into the box…!!!
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Rolled into an empty net by Kagawa to make it 2-0!!! Martinez goes from hero to zero has his howler gives Kagawa the easiest goal of his career!! How is OnlyOne feeling after that one??:
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Not great.
In fairness the second sparks some life into them and we finally see some attacking play. Nothing major in the way of chances created but Trax FC are finally forced to work out of possession. Just when they think they’ve seen out the danger Ze Roberto gets the ball out of his feet and puts his laces through it…
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Just inches over the bar!! His shot had the GK scrambling but he couldn’t keep it down as it just grazed the crossbar on the way. Still 0-0 but encouraging signs for OO FC at least.
With the game a more even contest it starts to open up which could suit Makingtrax as they start to see some gaps on the break. The ball gets worked out wide and whipped onto the penalty spot where Harry Maguire of all people has made a run into the box…
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Another massive save by Martinez from Maguire’s header as he’s the only thing standing between Makingtrax and a convincing win!! He gets up and celebrates:
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His joy is short lived as his manager gets up and shouts “it’s still 2-0 you div”.
The game seems to be almost too easy for Trax as you can just sense them easing off it as we approach halftime, and a loose pass from Dunga gives Bryan Ruiz a free run at goal. He thinks about a shot but looks up and sees Landon Donovan free at the back post…
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GOOOOOOAL!!! OnlyOne cut the deficit to 2-1 with an absolute gift as Donovan taps in Ruiz’s ball across the box!! The perfect time to score just before the break and Makingtrax knows it:
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The teams come back out after the interval and suddenly the game has a different feel. OO FC know they’re back in the game and even though they don’t test the goalkeeper to start the half, they’re playing with more confidence and seeing more of the ball.
Trax FC sense they're in a fight and turn to Messi to drag them out of it. Teammates start looking for him constantly in possession and he finally gets an opportunity to go on a run in a central position after wriggling away from Theo Hernandez. He drifts away from every defender that tries to get near him and finally gets into the box to have a go…
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The keeper throws himself at it…!!!
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The ball clips the post and goes out for a goal kick!! Messi is inches away from restoring the two goal lead that surely would’ve put the game away. OnlyOne survives, for now…
As the second half goes on, both teams make full use of the subs bench to change the game with fatigue becoming a factor. The ‘finishers’ for OO seem to make more of an immediate impact as they pour men forward trying to find a way through. Quaresma glides past a defender like he’s not even there and lays it off to Gyan who’s unmarked on the edge of the box…
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Oh dear, he’s smashed that right into the crowd!! Gyan was leaning back as he struck it and got it horribly wrong. OO getting closer but still trails.
Anxiety growing for OnlyOne as he takes a look at his watch and knows his side are running out of time. He motions at some of them to push up as they try to squeeze the game and force Trax into mistakes. With so many men in their half they start dropping deeper which opens up space in midfield and De Rossi tries his luck from distance…
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? It’s 2-2 against all odds as De Rossi’s speculative shot finds its way into the bottom corner!! Neuer gets up and gestures as if he was unsighted by his defenders, but there’s nothing they can do now. All square on the pitch with once again contrasting emotions off it:
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The huge celebrations from OO FC ensure we’ll get a few minutes of stoppage time and Makingtrax urges his men to find a winner from somewhere. No more patient possession play as they get it wide as quickly as possible to find angles to cross it in. Van Persie finds himself in space on the right after drifting out there and looks to bend one to the far post…
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Kane gets a head to it but can’t direct it on target!! OnlyOne were in trouble if he managed to get more accuracy on the header.
The pattern of the game for the final moments becomes clear as OO looks to protect the point. This gives Trax one more chance to get it forward and create an opening, with Van Persie involved again. He plays a reverse ball through for Messi who doesn’t even turn his head before crossing with his right foot…
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Mandzukic is called for the foul as he climbed all over the defender to reach the ball!!
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That brings an end to a classic game, with OnlyOne escaping with a point and Makingtrax knowing that despite being one of the favourites his defence will have to tighten up to win the competition.
OnlyOne 2-2 Makingtrax
Yep, need my defence out on the training ground. Can’t have a repeat of that nonsense.
| Team | P | W | D | L | Goals | GD | Pts | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Arsenal
W
W
W
W
W
L
|
38 | 26 | 7 | 5 | 71:27 | +44 | 85 | |
| 2 |
Manchester City
L
D
W
W
D
W
|
38 | 23 | 9 | 6 | 77:35 | +42 | 78 | |
| 3 |
Manchester United
W
W
D
W
W
W
|
38 | 20 | 11 | 7 | 69:50 | +19 | 71 | |
| 4 |
Aston Villa
W
W
D
L
L
W
|
38 | 19 | 8 | 11 | 56:49 | +7 | 65 | |
| 5 |
Liverpool
D
L
D
L
W
W
|
38 | 17 | 9 | 12 | 63:53 | +10 | 60 | |
| 6 |
Bournemouth
D
D
W
W
D
W
|
38 | 13 | 18 | 7 | 58:54 | +4 | 57 | |
| 7 |
Sunderland
W
W
D
D
L
L
|
38 | 14 | 12 | 12 | 42:48 | -6 | 54 | |
| 8 |
Brighton
L
L
W
L
W
D
|
38 | 14 | 11 | 13 | 52:46 | +6 | 53 | |
| 9 |
Brentford
D
D
L
W
L
D
|
38 | 14 | 11 | 13 | 55:52 | +3 | 53 | |
| 10 |
Chelsea
L
W
D
L
L
L
|
38 | 14 | 10 | 14 | 58:52 | +6 | 52 | |
| 11 |
Fulham
W
D
L
L
W
D
|
38 | 15 | 7 | 16 | 47:51 | -4 | 52 | |
| 12 |
Newcastle
L
W
D
W
L
L
|
38 | 14 | 7 | 17 | 53:55 | -2 | 49 | |
| 13 |
Everton
L
L
D
D
L
L
|
38 | 13 | 10 | 15 | 47:50 | -3 | 49 | |
| 14 |
Leeds
L
W
D
W
D
W
|
38 | 11 | 14 | 13 | 49:56 | -7 | 47 | |
| 15 |
Crystal Palace
L
D
L
D
L
L
|
38 | 11 | 12 | 15 | 41:51 | -10 | 45 | |
| 16 |
Nottingham Forest
D
L
D
W
W
W
|
38 | 11 | 11 | 16 | 48:51 | -3 | 44 | |
| 17 |
Tottenham
W
L
D
W
W
D
|
38 | 10 | 11 | 17 | 48:57 | -9 | 41 | |
| 18 |
West Ham
W
L
L
L
W
D
|
38 | 10 | 9 | 19 | 46:65 | -19 | 39 | |
| 19 |
Burnley
D
L
D
L
L
L
|
38 | 4 | 10 | 24 | 38:75 | -37 | 22 | |
| 20 |
Wolves
D
D
L
D
L
L
|
38 | 3 | 11 | 24 | 27:68 | -41 | 20 |