Troy Deeney - The Birmingham Benzema

Discussion in 'Transfer Rumours' started by Oh_Snap, Jan 5, 2016.

  1. Oh_Snap

    Oh_Snap Well-Known Member

    Edit: gna there's already a january transfer window thread. my bad. mods delete this if needed.

    So what's up with that? Guy's already a legend in my eyes.

    Arsène Wenger might as well headbutt Graham Taylor and set fire to the whole back catalogue of Elton John. Because the Frenchman seems intent on tearing the heart – or, Troy Deeney – out of Watford. Watford’s burly striker, inspirational leader and likable raconteur has impressed the Arsenalmanager by the way he has bullied and unpicked Premier League defences this season and now Wenger wants to separate Deeney from Odion Ighalo and make him a team-mate of Olivier Giroud instead. Because he’s gorgeous.

    Last edited: Jan 5, 2016
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  2. Vibra

    Vibra Well-Known Member

    I thought the banter era was over
  3. Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver Well-Known Member

    Oh snap.
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  4. Batman

    Batman Bruce Wayne

    As much as this is clearly rubbish I would love Deeney here. He's got an appetite for the game like Alexis does and he'd be a fantastic option to have off the bench or if he had to start for a run of games. Really great player IMO.
  5. easy Z

    easy Z Well-Known Member

    Is this some kind of sick joke?
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  6. Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver Well-Known Member

    Batman's account hijacked by Joker!
  7. say yes

    say yes To Sweet Soulful House Music

    Bellerin says he's the best CF he's played with.

    Not that that's saying much.
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  8. Tir Na Nog

    Tir Na Nog In Big Trouble If He Speaks

    I like the type of striker he is actually, the Birmingham Benzema tag was a joke but he does drop deep a lot and is a decent link up player so hence the comparison :lol:

    Not a chance in hell this is happening though. Even if we were interested Watford wouldn't have to sell and if they did want to, they'd ask for a ridiculous price above 20 million.
  9. hydrofluoric acid

    hydrofluoric acid Prefers To Be Called Dennis

    Are his party days over? Because surely they will start again when you team him up with Giroud, the party animal!
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  10. Sanchez11

    Sanchez11 Everything is sh1t

    Id rather we went after his team mate tbh.
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  11. Rimaal

    Rimaal Questionable Taste

    This better not be true.
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  12. blaze_of_glory

    blaze_of_glory Moderator Moderator

    This is as legit as that Zigic rumour last year.
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  13. This cannot be true. I will not allow it! Not only is he garbage, he doesn´t look good enough to be leading our line either. Think of the female fans we will lose for Gods sake!
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  14. James Bond

    James Bond Moderation Consultant

    Says everything really. :(
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  15. jms

    jms Member

    From what I can tell they are all quoting from the Daily Star, who since 2006 have gotten 756 out of 3572 of their rumours correct so just over 20%. I think I could hit 20% just guessing with a bit of logic. In short not happening
  16. Oh_Snap

    Oh_Snap Well-Known Member

    Hey, not even Olivier can please all the ladies at once...
  17. MaraDon

    MaraDon Wants you to learn about football

    good times.
  18. GDeep™

    GDeep™ Wrong, But Rarely

    He's better than Giroud, not by much though, so not needed.

    Deeny is from Birmingham, couple of minutes away from me, Sturridge too.
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  19. MaraDon

    MaraDon Wants you to learn about football

    good strikers, bad dancers then.
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  20. blaze_of_glory

    blaze_of_glory Moderator Moderator

    Yeah, just like Rickie Lambert.

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