UEFA Champions League 2017-18

[Vinci]

Lingard is is bastard.

So he doesn't know who his mom is? That's pretty sad.

 

[rich 1990]

United get worse every time I see them.

 

[Rimaal]

Roma failed to score too. Could go out.

 

[Camron]

They only had 1 shot on target.

Strikers do more than shoot on goal. They make runs, setup and finish chances. Their current crop does nothing.

 

[rich 1990]

Will this go to extra time?

If it stays like this, yes.

 

[dashsnow17]

Well that was a load of boke. Sevilla are sort of the anti-Liverpool; good in defence and midfield but literally nothing upfront.

 

[Rimaal]

So he doesn't know who his mom is? That's pretty sad.

Are you feeling under the weather? You're usually pretty funny.

 

[Camron]

I like Nzonzi but United allows them so much space, so hard to judge. I bet Xhaka would do well in this setup.

 

[Rimaal]

Strikers do more than shoot on goal. They make runs, setup and finish chances. Their current crop does nothing.

They're getting to the United box, they just can't seem to find the net once they get there. They all shoot as though they're seeing double.

 

[razörist]

Please god, let Sevilla kick united out of the CL. And let brighton kick United out of the FA cup. I need another Mourinho meltdown, I feel one coming, its like he’s on the edge again. Please. We deserve this.

 

[Rimaal]

My pundit: " Sanchez runs a lot and touches the ball a lot but this system doesn't suit him, I think".

Translation: headless chicken.

 

[Camron]

They're getting to the United box, they just can't seem to find the net once they get there. They all shoot as though they're seeing double.

Yep. Everytime you get slightly excited when they near the United box, there is either no idea or one of their attackers passes the ball towards de Gea.

Think Mourinho will change things up second half and we'll see United get a scrappy goal for Sevilla to collapse.

 

[Vinci]

Are you feeling under the weather? You're usually pretty funny.

Doing alright, thanks for asking.

Watching United is just numbing me.

 

[Rimaal]

Doing alright, thanks for asking.

Watching United is just numbing me.

Can't blame ya. They should be recommended viewing for insomniacs.

 

[Camron]

Just replace Lukaku with Giroud.

From Redcafe:

Sanchez does 3 things that never work out:
1) Picks up the ball up on the left side, looks up, tries a weird lofted pass to somebody and fails
2) Picks up the ball up on the left side, looks up, tries an overpowered pass that Lukaku cannot trap
3)Picks up the ball up on the left side, looks up, tries to run inside to make something but loses the ball.

 

[Rimaal]

I'm betting on Mata coming on to probably replace Sanchez.

 

[razörist]

Wow just saw that Alexis is almost 30 which is really close to 32 which means he’s basicly finished. Dodged a bullit there. Lucky we got Mkhi who only just turned 29 and is almost 3 years younger than Alexis. Arsène did it again.

 

[Rimaal]

Jesus Sevilla, can you be slower?

 

[rich 1990]

Watching United

 

[Rimaal]

Wow just saw that Alexis is almost 30 which is really close to 32 which means he’s basicly finished. Dodged a bullit there. Lucky we got Mkhi who only just turned 29 and is almost 3 years younger than Alexis. Arséne did it again.

United matches are supposed to numb you not get you stoned