UEL QF 2nd Leg: CSKA Moscow (1) v Arsenal (4) | April 12, 2018 20:05 BST | BT Sport

[freeglennhelder2]

Put 5 past those bastards, avenge Mkhi's injury

This is an interesting point. I didn’t really see the game properly as was battered on Jamesons @ an Irish bar in Spain. Was it a really bad tackle or an accident. Our players didn’t seem bothered, but they rarely do about any injustice these days TBH so that’s not much of an indicator.

 

[freeglennhelder2]

20:05 BST KO? Doesn't that mean it's 23:05 local time (Moscow)? Surely not?

22:05 local time kick off.

 

[Tosker]

22:05 local time kick off.

only makes sense if all bars are shut before the match ends

 

[Makingtrax]

22:05 local time kick off.

Putin's probably in a meeting until 22.00 and he needs 5mins to speak to the team about sending their loved ones to the Gulag if they lose.

 

[CanadianGooner1608]

What a blow for Mkhi. Hopefully he recovers as soon as possible. You have to know he feels the same way too.
He was being criticized for "disappearing in games", but imo, he's been one of our most consistent players since arriving.

Hope the players win this one for him too. Win it, then run to the airport before russian fans catch up.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Hope Nelson starts. Needs a couple of games in row to build confidence.

 

[Gooner Zig]

22:05 local time kick off.

That's insane

Players might not even sleep that night if they're going straight back home from Moscow.

 

[rich 1990]

That's insane

Players might not even sleep that night if they're going straight back home from Moscow.

Mustafi will be all right, he can sleep on the pitch.

 

[dashsnow17]

Putin's probably in a meeting until 22.00 and he needs 5mins to speak to the team about sending their loved ones to the Gulag if they lose.

Is that the best standard of joke this forum can muster?

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Is that the best standard of joke this forum can muster?

There are lot of jokes in the joke thread in the sub-forum!!

 

[dashsnow17]

There are lot of jokes !

I know, just saying we need to up our game. Can't let standards slip.

 

[Makingtrax]

Is that the best standard of joke this forum can muster?

A perv, a megalomaniac, a con artist and a spy walk into a bar together, and the bar tender says, 'What'll it be Mr Putin?'

 

[Tosker]

A perv, a megalomaniac, a con artist and a spy walk into a bar together, and the bar tender says, 'What'll it be Mr Putin?'

just to prove it can get a lot worse

 

[Vinci]

Is that the best standard of joke this forum can muster?

Your face is a joke.

 

[dashsnow17]

Your face is a joke.

Coming from Emma Watson that's pretty stinging.

 

[Vinci]

Coming from Emma Watson that's pretty stinging.

Emma's got high standards.

 

[rich 1990]

Emma's got high standards.

Hardly. She's a feminist.

 

[Vinci]

Hardly. She's a feminist.

Damn, didn't know that.

Might have to change my avatar now.

 

[rich 1990]

Damn, didn't know that.

Might have to change my avatar now.

My work is done.

 

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