🚨 Ornbomb 🚨 Victor Gyokeres
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Haaland 24/25 vs top 5 EPL, 7 starts (1 injured)/4g/2a.
Batman
Hard on crime, soft on Stan
Country: USA
Player:Nwaneri
Eze like Sunday morning blaring through the stadium. Inject it.
Camron
Photoshop King
Player:Martinelli
My keyboard is nodding
ragnarock
Well-Known Member
Country: Sweden
Try
It looks easy, cuz he knows how it’s doneYou can’t stop him, he’s already begun
You see him, running through on gooaal
Viktor Gyökeres
Pretty much wrote itself
Let's play Aubamawang
Has 8 Cats 🐈
Country: England
Player:
Most people would argue our defence is stronger than Liverpool and City's and the stats back that up. Our defenders said he gave them a tough time. I would trust them over any cherry-picked stats.
Besides, there were plenty of below average teams last season in the PL. The likes of Porto and co would be far more capable than the bottom half teams, which are the ones we struggled against.
Wait til he's in the PL next season. Then you'll have an accurate comparison. I don't see him struggling like Nunez because while they are both physical players, Gyokeres has consistent finishing, able to put it in all four corners of the net.
Yousif Arsenal
Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆
Ah crying about 5M I see
Sanchez11
Fs FC
Country: England
We will pay it
Morning_woody
Active Member
you wanted Swedish, I have som Swedish meat for you
He ain’t gentle, he’s obscene,
That Swedish meat is pure machine
He’ll finish high, he’ll finish low,
And sometimes twice — in a single go…
Viktor’s in the Premier League — and he’s goin’ raw,
No rubber touch, just meat and law
He’s got that Swedish savage streak,
He’ll fill your net and make you leak
He’s balls-deep in the Premier League.
MikelHadADream
...and then He woke up sweating !!!
That's the bar? Kyle Avert?
Yep. The way AM have gone on about this singing I’m expecting him to comfortably clear Kai’s output. Which is basically 30 a season.
ArsenesCoatMaker
Established Member
Ah crying about 5M I see
Next Gyokeres agent comes in and claims the 10% of 65m fee, as the clause allows and Sporting put the price through the roof
Heavy Duty Rom
Outdated Tweets Merchant
Ødegaard finished the season well. He'll be back, especially with a refreshed attack. Even in a poor season:
Mins
Ødegaard - 2233
Eze - 2588
Goals
Ødegaard - 3
Eze - 8
Assists
Ødegaard - 8
Eze - 8
Pass Success rate
Ødegaard - 87
Eze - 82
Through balls
Ødegaard - 25
Eze - 11
Chances Created
Ødegaard - 63
Eze - 58
Big chances Created
Ødegaard - 13
Eze - 11
MikelHadADream
...and then He woke up sweating !!!
I am talking all comps.
Mickey Rooney
Active Member
Ah crying about 5M I see
Reportedly the first 5M in bonuses were easily achievable (based on games played). Split the difference and make it 2.5M guaranteed (€67.5M) and €2.5M bonus based on same target and €10M harder bonuses. We’d very likely have paid that €5M bonus anywho and bumping the guaranteed portion by €2.5M has negligible PSR impact. We’re there. Last step.
We're getting the current best striker available, can't be mad at that. There's been some frustration but Zubi + Gyok is a great start of starter-quality business in key positions, get Rodrygo and I'm very satisfied.
GDeep™
League is very weak
Osihmen is the current best striker available.
Batman
Hard on crime, soft on Stan
Country: USA
Player:Nwaneri
Maybe he is but it's pretty clear his wage demands are offsetting that and making him undesirable even if very available.
Yousif Arsenal
Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆
I still don't want us to really reject the opportunity pass on eze
lamby22
It's Not Lupus
Country: Scotland
Ah crying about 5M I see
Remember when we wouldn't offer that extra 3m to get Xabi Alonso
hmm fairs guess it's debatable
