Viktor Gyokeres: Gyok Hard

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OnlyOne

To dare is to poo

Country: England
Scoring pens in the announcement video you know 😭

Anyway, very good signing, hope he bangs.
 

Tir Na Nog

Won’t accept b*tch position

Country: Ireland
We signed a striker

Pizza Happy Crying GIF
 

Clrnc

Our attack is overly-coached

Country: Singapore

Player:Hincapie
I knew he's been signed since days ago.

But the reality of looking at that official announcement video still give me chills. We finally have a ****ing proper striker. And one of the best in europe to boot. Not just a fake striker that was played on the wings by Citeh, or a jack of all trades master of none reject from Chelsea.

WELCOME BIG VIK
 

OnlyOne

To dare is to poo

Country: England
Mikel hates Havertz 😭 😭

'Viktor has so many qualities. He is a quick and powerful presence up front, with incredible goalscoring numbers at club and international levels. He brings a clinical edge with a high conversion rate of chances into goals, with his intelligent movement in the box making him a constant threat.'
 

boonthegoon

Arteta In by November

Country: USA

Player:Dowman
Arteta: “We’re absolutely delighted to welcome Viktor Gyökeres to the club. The consistency he has shown in his performances and availability have been outstanding, and his goal contributions speak for themselves.

“Viktor has so many qualities. He is a quick and powerful presence up front, with incredible goalscoring numbers at club and international levels. He brings a clinical edge with a high conversion rate of chances into goals, with his intelligent movement in the box making him a constant threat.

“We’re excited about what Viktor brings to our squad and are looking forward to start working with him.”
 

Ash10

Chairman of the Bum Brigade

Country: Bangladesh
The signing broke this site for 7-8 minutes lol
Welcome Gyokeres, may you become as legendary as the number you carry
 

Trilly

Ball knower. X posts may not reflect my views.

Country: England
He actually made the website crash :lol:

If Merino and Kai are on 15+ league goal pace in this system I’m hoping we’ve finally got our 20 a season guy. 🙏🏾
 

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Arsenal
Arsenal
L W W W W D
32 21 7 4 62:24 +38 70
2
Manchester City
Manchester City
W D D W W W
31 19 7 5 63:28 +35 64
3
Manchester United
Manchester United
L D W L W W
32 15 10 7 57:45 +12 55
4
Aston Villa
Aston Villa
D W L L L D
32 16 7 9 43:38 +5 55
5
Liverpool
Liverpool
W L D L W W
32 15 7 10 52:42 +10 52
6
Chelsea
Chelsea
L L L W L D
32 13 9 10 53:41 +12 48
7
Brentford
Brentford
D D D D W L
32 13 8 11 48:44 +4 47
8
Everton
Everton
D W L W W L
32 13 8 11 39:37 +2 47
9
Brighton
Brighton
W W W L W W
32 12 10 10 43:37 +6 46
10
Sunderland
Sunderland
W W L W D L
32 12 10 10 33:36 -3 46
11
Bournemouth
Bournemouth
W D D D D D
32 10 15 7 48:49 -1 45
12
Fulham
Fulham
L W D L W W
32 13 5 14 43:46 -3 44
13
Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace
W D W L W L
31 11 9 11 35:36 -1 42
14
Newcastle
Newcastle
L L W W L L
32 12 6 14 45:47 -2 42
15
Leeds
Leeds
W D D L L D
32 8 12 12 39:49 -10 36
16
Nottingham Forest
Nottingham Forest
D W D D L L
32 8 9 15 32:44 -12 33
17
West Ham
West Ham
W L D W L D
32 8 8 16 40:57 -17 32
18
Tottenham
Tottenham
L L D L L L
32 7 9 16 40:51 -11 30
19
Burnley
Burnley
L L D L L D
32 4 8 20 33:63 -30 20
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Wolves
Wolves
L D W W L D
32 3 8 21 24:58 -34 17
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