Country: South Africa
Player:Nketiah
Fear not, Gooners, Arsène and I are on the case. In light of our frankly quite baffling injury issues, we have searched the length and breadth of the footballing world for a player who typifies resilience and strength, and expertly fills the glaring holes in our squad.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Yoann Gourcuff.
You're welcome.
(Psst...it'll break in the media real soon. You heard it here first.)
Gimme 5.
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