Yaya Banana

[wengerboy]

...and the shirt is yellow too

 

[King Malta]

PLEASE sign him

I'm telling you, if this happens, his name and number are going straight on my back.

 

[GunnerGetYah]

What's this? Banana is in space, he shoots, goal! Banana really is the pick of the crop today.

 

[GunnerGetYah]

The crowd are going wild.. it's Bananarama in here.

 

[The Escaped Ape]

"And the crowd are going...bananas!"

(can I get some points, please? My jokes are suitably awful, and I'm feeling left out)

+5 (pity) points

Sorry mate, only MDGoonah's points count.

The level you're punning at, you should be grateful for what you get.

 

[mr.mojo]

never seen or heard of him, can anyone who watches sochaux give us a description?

from what i can see hes only just started playing in france, since january, but hes been playing a lot. 15 league games since late january.

chris smalling came from nowhere and went for 12 million after less than 10 games. if wenger thinks he can be good enough il take him, especially if he can actually cover at right back.

 

[redwhiteAustrian]

We're settling for someone named Yaya Banana? Just how far have we slipped?


I'll get my coat.

 

[DJ_Markstar]

If people in the crowd turn up and start waving banana's at him, would that still be racist?

It is such lazy racism that is shouldn't even count due to the sheer stupidity of it. It's not like humans don't eat bananas.

I could understand if you were saying some humans were "like dogs" and you waved a box of Baker's Complete at them (for example), but everyone eats bananas.

I'm not saying that offence shouldn't be taken though, because the intent is clear as day...just that it is lazy.

 

[KyleHyde]

Well, if he's good I hope he doesnt slip past our hands this deadline.

 

[Mudi]

Give them £5m + squillaci (a part of the £5m is to cover his wage) and get this banana guy!!!

 

[draiocht fianna]

I'd buy a shirt with his name if he signed. No kidding!

Me too, but only if we revert to a yellow away shirt. I'd also watch the movie ''Bend it like Banana''.

So, in summary we are currently linked with Jesus, Angel and Banana?

 

[Pies]

Had to search to make sure this guy is real lol. What a name!

 

[DJ_Markstar]

+5 (pity) points

Sorry mate, only MDGoonah's points count.

The level you're punning at, you should be grateful for what you get.

 

[SomGooner]

 

[Hunta]

Nono Apple.

 

[arsenalfan4ever]

Is it me or this guy's eyes are completely black?

 

[The Escaped Ape]

Is it me or this guy's eyes are completely black?

That's just you.

 

[Warship]

PLEASE sign him

I'm telling you, if this happens, his name and number are going straight on my back.

Mine too.

This would probably go down as the greatest transfer coup in the modern football era.

 

[draiocht fianna]

This thread needs to be bumped. Its brought the most joy out of all transfer ''rumours'' to date this summer

Just imagine the chants that could be sung in praise of this man

Yaaaa yaaaaa yayayayaaa yayayayaaaaaa Banana

 

[morpho]

manamana baba-banana, manamana baba-na-na, manamana baba-banana, banana-banana- banana yaya baba-banana!