Its true, we are no longer the land of giants over here
Culchies are pretty tall, bred on milk and spuds and allowed to roam free, but homobelfastien has evolved into a smaller form to thrive in its natural habitat of chip shops and snooker halls.
Its true, we are no longer the land of giants over here
He is insanely short. Its a no from me.
@BigPoppaPumpBut he's also insanely fun. Honestly i've never wanted a player more, he's a tricky dribbler, scores bangers, bleach-dyed hair, gets a yellow card every other game, celebrates with the passion of Maradona...like who wouldn't want to watch that?
Think about what his height enables him to do, he has a ridiculously low centre of gravity, he can dribble in a way taller players can't, and his height clearly doesn't stop him from outpacing other players.
But he's also insanely fun. Honestly i've never wanted a player more, he's a tricky dribbler, scores bangers, bleach-dyed hair, gets a yellow card every other game, celebrates with the passion of Maradona...like who wouldn't want to watch that?
HisWhat height do you classify as a midget?
Mate, need I remind you the last short South American player you were really big on that had pashun to spare, with a yellow every other game and eventually bleached hair, ended up being Torreira?
Thoughts? @say yesAny news? I really wanted him!
Guy I played with in like under-10s or something like that actually did do that in a match. Nearly pissed myself laughingNot only that, he can also do a human nutmeg and just walk through opposition players' legs. It'll be like a revolution in football: There's no need to dribble around players anymore, you just go right through them. Maybe that'll open up a late career in footie for @OnlyOne
All the trusted wankers liked his terrible bump.He got likes so it's probably filed away in his "insightful and hilarious" folder.