Alexandre Lacazette: Laca the Net

[OnlyOne]

Ok A$AP Grateful, I'm glad he makes you happy. In the end that's all football is about isn't it?

Lacazette makes me happy just like roided oiled up men make you happy! That's what lifes about.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

Lacazette makes me happy just like roided oiled up men make you happy! That's what lifes about.

Does he make you as happy as rappers that wear dresses and wrestle men in semen?

 

[Hunta]

 

[OnlyOne]

Does he make you as happy as rappers that wear dresses and wrestle men in semen?

You wish you could wrestle men in semen, you pay £20 just to watch topless sweaty men chase each other.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

You wish you could wrestle men in semen, you pay £20 just to watch topless sweaty men chase each other.

At least I got £20, you gotta buy your dresses from Primark cos you can't afford the same ones ASAP Rocky wears.

 

[OnlyOne]

At least I got £20, you gotta buy your dresses from Primark cos you can't afford the same ones ASAP Rocky wears.

You're actually sat typing that with chainmail on your head ffs.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

You're actually sat typing that with chainmail on your head ffs.

that's a good one, but you're wearing this same hijab :

 

[OnlyOne]

that's a good one, but you're wearing this same hijab :

Think Bellerin would approve.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

Think Bellerin would approve.

Didn't think I''d spend my Sunday lunch time arguing Scott Steiner vs ASAP Rocky but I'm not even ashamed, plus we spammed up this thread.

I actually like ASAP Rocky too, I'm so phony just Ferg's face in the video when he's like 'we was slippin in semen no homo' had me cracking up.

 

[OnlyOne]

Didn't think I''d spend my Sunday lunch time arguing Scott Steiner vs ASAP Rocky but I'm not even ashamed, plus we spammed up this thread.

I actually like ASAP Rocky too, I'm so phony just Ferg's face in the video when he's like 'we was slippin in semen no homo' had me cracking up.

Sums up my Sundays, I spent my Saturday night arguing Celtic is bigger than Arsenal! I need a life.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

This guys transfer was such a massive burden on us, really no point in buying him if we were interested in Auba. Giroud is on the same level and wouldn't have cost us 50 million.

 

[Jury]

Entering this thread is like kicking the padlock off and old shed and finding two bums snuggled up in the corner sharing a tin of paint stripper.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

Entering this thread is like kicking the padlock off and old shed and finding two bums snuggled up in the corner sharing a tin of paint stripper.

Did it give you déjà vu of the time you walked in on your parents?

 

[HomeSteak]

what the **** are guys talking about? what has happend to this place?

 

[Tosker]

what the **** are guys talking about? what has happend to this place?

I believe the expression is 'going to hell in a handcart'

 

[tap-in]

I can see us moving him on if there is interest in the summer, spend the money on a winger and play Auba in the middle. I like Laca but there are plenty of times when I'm not impressed with him too.

This post from Dec 2018, just thought I'd put it out there because I got stick from many when I said it. Now on the Laca Out thread it seems to be popular to do exactly what I suggested 8 months ago.

 

[Rain Dance]

okay you guys were hilarious

 

[DanDare]

 

[BigPoppaPump]

 

[Camron]

Special shoutout to his strongest backers @GDeep™ @Furious @nudeoilychainmailhemanadmirer