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Rex Stone

Long live the fighters
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Country: Wales
Atalanta are so wasteful man ffs.

Juventus have been **** but are gonna scrape this.
 

Yousif Arsenal

On Vinai's payroll & misses 4th place trophy 🏆
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Allegri win another undeserved trophy he can't keep get away with this.

really feel sorry for Gaspirini and Atalanta they deserve a trophy this season can't see them win against unstoppable Leverkusen
 

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Lidl Tir Na Nog
Allegri win another undeserved trophy he can't keep get away with this.

really feel sorry for Gaspirini and Atalanta they deserve a trophy this season can't see them win against unstoppable Leverkusen
Many have tried interpreting Allegri.

Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato.

The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right.

The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui.

Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract.

Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement.

Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Sampdoria game.

The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting.

We can only bask in its majesty.
 

jones

Captain Serious
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Many have tried interpreting Allegri.

Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato.

The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right.

The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui.

Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract.

Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement.

Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Sampdoria game.

The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting.

We can only bask in its majesty.
Will never stop being funny. Biggest enigma in world football, the convulsion of calcio personified, the unflushable turd, the fart that just won't leave the room, dai dai dai.
 

Yousif Arsenal

On Vinai's payroll & misses 4th place trophy 🏆
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Allegri have been sacked by Juve. likely Thiago Motta will be their manager or Conte if things get desperate
 

Paperino

It’s Timo Time

Country: Sweden
Inter now owned by an american investment firm. Italian football is slowly becoming more and more soulless.
 

jones

Captain Serious
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He'll be missed. Would take him ahead of Arteta tbh

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