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Sp**s Jokes

phil38

Member
I thought i had created such a thread already but i may not have, lets hear some jokes about Sp**s, I really dont like them and need ammo against my Sp**s friends
 

em9999

My rainbows
Bloke walks into the Sp**s Club shop

Walks upto counter and says " hi condoms please" woman says " this is the Sp**s club shop we do not sell condoms"

This goes on for a week until the woman finally loses her patience and bluntly ask

" I've told you five times already what do you really want"

Bloke says "ok ok a Sp**s shirt but I was too embarrassed to ask for one"

Boom boom I'll get my coat
 

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