Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Eriktile Dysfunction

[Jury]

What a ****ty way for your career to end. Doesn't seem fair.

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

Can't help but like Ibra. I think everyone does. His larger than life persona is one I wish I had.

I reckon he'll make a full recovery and go back to banging in goals. Gonna take more than a cruciate to stop this force of nature.

 

[Jury]

Can't help but like Ibra. I think everyone does. His larger than life persona is one I wish I had.

I reckon if you were great at Football and had his money, you might well develop a character something like his!

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

I think everyone does.

Not me. I don't like him at all as a character.

Brilliant footballer though.

Would never wish anyone to get injured. Not even if my children would have another father.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Europa League final is at Sweden as well, would be a real shame if we get there and he has to watch it from the sidelines.

 

[Aevi]

His larger than life persona is one I wish I had.

Fake it till you make it

 

[Jury]

Someone made the point that Wenger would do a better job with the squad Jose has at United.

Honestly, despite my criticism of him, I'd have to agree.

Debatable, obviously--especially when you consider Wengers ability to implement systems that make even seasoned pros look hapless. We can't just assume he'd manage a team properly because he'd have arguably a better squad to play with. This is why we want him gone, isn't it?

But as debatable as the chances of Mourinho doing a better job than Wenger with our players? I'd say less so imo.

 

[Jury]

Europa League final is at Sweden as well, would be a real shame if we get there .

I agree.

 

[razörist]

Wow possible career ending injury? That's horrible, though I doubt Zlatan will go out like that. Too bad United didn't give him that contract extension yet, hopefully they help him fully recover.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

There is talks that he may retire after this injury really Sad still got at least 2 more seasons in him.

 

[kopzilla]

I hope Zlatan recovers from his injury and continues playing. I wish he had not gone to France..could have played in the PL instead.

I feel that he won't quit until it is absolutely impossible...I don't think he'll go for commentary or managing either.

 

[Lookin' for a new Baby]

I don't like to see players get bad injuries, great footballer, too cocky by far for my liking though.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

 

[albakos]

Or better yet:

LVG after inheriting a complete mess from Moyessiah:

Wins them FA Cup after many years
Re-qualifies for CL
Plays some exciting football in first season

This is not The United Way. He has to go !

Mourinho after spending 250M:

Wins them Mickey Mouse Cup
Could still fail to get to CL
Bores you to death with uninspiring matches and dull home draws

He's really the special one. Tactical masterclass !!!

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

United fans really are pathetic. Disgusting people who support this disgusting club.

 

[Deathstroke]

They have a chief executive whose name sounds like a flute.

 

[Considering His Options]

Ed Woodward. Ed Wardwood. Ed Woodwood.

 

[Jury]

Even the biggest Man Utd fan would have to admit that the club and fans are now everything that they used to rip us for being... only they've spent half a billion more to get there!

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Even the biggest Man Utd fan would have to admit that the club and fans are now everything that they used to rip us for being... only they've spent half a billion more to get there!

This is true, it's been very poor few years since SAF.

I know I will get ripped for this but I'm pretty optimistic about the future of our club with Mourinho as manager.

 

[Lookin' for a new Baby]

This is true, it's been very poor few years since SAF.

I know I will get ripped for this but I'm pretty optimistic about the future of our club with Mourinho as manager.

He'll be gone by the end of next season.