Mikel Arteta: Aston La Vista To The Title?

[Riou]

Nah Kos was on his last legs!

Kos did Per's running for years, imagine being him...after all that time and work, you get rewarded by being forced to play next to Mustafi in your later years!?

No wonder Laurent couldn't wait to get that Bordeaux shirt on

 

[Rex Stone]

In the PL power rankings have to say Mikel is right up there.

Hot commodity who’s stock is only rising the longer he’s in a job. Compare that to Tommy Trashel who is getting found out after a year.

Wonder if Pep and Klopp still have their fastball tbh as well. With the limitations he’s had to deal with have to say Arteta is one of the best P4P.

 

[Sanchez11]

Kos did Per's running for years, imagine being him...after all that time and work, you get rewarded by being forced to play next to Mustafi in your later years!?

No wonder Laurent couldn't wait to get that Bordeaux shirt on

I know, Mustafi was only a slight upgrade on what Stepanov was ffs! lol

 

[Sanchez11]

In the PL power rankings have to say Mikel is right up there.

Hot commodity who’s stock is only rising the longer he’s in a job. Compare that to Tommy Trashel who is getting found out after a year.

Wonder if Pep and Klopp still have their fastball tbh as well. With the limitations he’s had to deal with have to say Arteta is one of the best P4P.

This twerking bro is on a new level

 

[Rex Stone]

This twerking bro is on a new level

It’s straight facts. Haters don’t want to admit there’s progress.

 

[Sanchez11]

It’s straight facts. Haters don’t want to admit there’s progress.

We have been here before though, do the stats match the last run he had?

 

[Farzad Stoned]

When was a manager fired or hired for any stat other than wins and trophies? I don’t know a single manager fired for anything other than those two things. The only exception I can think of was when Madrid fired Jose despite his successes because he was trying to turn them in Real Stoke.

 

[2Smokeyy]

It’s straight facts. Haters don’t want to admit there’s progress.

My boy Rex believing in the process. I’ve been baptised and see the light too.

I feel a new man.

 

[Macho]

I’ve been drowned baptised too.



Trust the Process.

 

[Riou]

#JoinTheArtetaFlock

 

[drippin]

When was a manager fired or hired for any stat other than wins and trophies? I don’t know a single manager fired for anything other than those two things. The only exception I can think of was when Madrid fired Jose despite his successes because he was trying to turn them in Real Stoke.

Actually you have to say that Nuno was fired because of stats/performances, but maybe he lost the dressing room too, who knows.

 

[Rex Stone]

My boy Rex believing in the process. I’ve been baptised and see the light too.

I feel a new man.

Yeah ngl I was sold a lie by the Geordies with Bruce then Howe.

Made me realise what I had at home all along. A world class manager in the making.

 

[Rex Stone]

We have been here before though, do the stats match the last run he had?

Stats are for nerds like @Macho and @Trilly. If you know ball Mikel is the man.

 

[Barry]

My boy Rex believing in the process. I’ve been baptised and see the light too.

I feel a new man.

I went to a wedding like this once

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Actually you have to say that Nuno was fired because of stats/performances, but maybe he lost the dressing room too, who knows.

I said stats except wins or losses his team was in a free fall. That is all that counts for manager not imaginary subjective things like expected goals

 

[Toby]

Tommy Trashel

Fun fact: Just last weekend for work I happened to stay a day and night in the town he hails from. ****ing rural and it stinks like cow everywhere.

Also wouldn't want to happen into him in any conversation that's not about football, but the guy's going to win the PL this season though.

 

[Oxeki]

Forgot that place existed, it’s hilarious because we actually used to laugh at them quite a bit.

How are they now? Guessing they just think Klopp and Salah are the best in the world? They’re probably even right.

They've calmed down a bit tbf. Winning could do that to you.

I remember this gem from a few years ago

I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Rafa Benitez. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him cranking out a paella valenciana, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Rafa. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit ****, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

 

[Toby]

If you know ball Mikel is the man.

 

[rich 1990]

To think i used to get called miserable Least i enjoy when we win unlike some of you wankers. Arteta could find a cure for every disease on earth and people would hate him.

 

[rich 1990]

They've calmed down a bit tbf. Winning could do that to you.

I remember this gem from a few years ago

@Riou