Draft CL Draft: GRAND FINAL: AGFC vs 4Juan6 Spartans

[Rex Stone]

Just to flag I’m about to go on a ferry so may be some delay…

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

@Juan Matas Beard looks shell shocked as he sees the Six God give Captain Fantastic Steven Gerrard a big hug and bum pat for encouragement as half time ends.

Gerrard and the boys are surrounding the referee who waves them all away…

Bro’s been playing Scousematic in our changing room for a month, now you do this **** @Rex Stone ?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/991276334847614976

 

[Riou]

"Just to flag I’m about to go on a ferry so may be some delay…"

 

[jones]

Wanda Nara has disappeared from view in the crowd, maybe related to her husband’s shame…

But @Trilly has his head back and looks he’s enjoying something very much in his seat…

@Trilly googling Wanda rn like this

 

[Rex Stone]

Ok so for now we’re all good…

Up third for AGFC it’s the centre back Matthias Sammer!

Wow things must be tough…

Anyway long run up here and…



He is a German after all and he bangs it right into the top corner!

AGFC back in front 2-1!

 

[Riou]

Fair play that this is seemingly getting finished now, didn't see it happening.

Always thought this would be @Rex Stone and his lawyer handing out the trophy to the winner in the "near future" let's say...

 

[Rex Stone]

And after one Ballon d’Or winner up steps another… it’s one of the stars of the tournament Kaka.

Would be a cruel way to round it out by missing here…



But no mistake here!!

Back on terms and it’s 2-2 after three penalties each!

 

[Rex Stone]

Pressure back on AGFC and their rag tag collection of penalty takers…

This time it’s Frank De Boer!





Luckily for Frank though it’s not his managerial ability under the microscope but his penalty taking…







OH DEAR!!! Seems that’s not a strength either as a weak penalty is comfortably saved by Schmeichel!


Stays at 2-2 in the shootout for now!

 

[Rex Stone]

After missing their first penalty the Spartans have the chance to take the lead…

And they send up a centre back as well this time in the chief instigator Pepe!

He stares down Kahn flapping his gums the entire time…
Here we go…



Sends Kahn the wrong way!! Great penalty and now it’s 3-2 Spartans after four penalties each!

They’re just a kick away…

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

If bros got Gerrard lined up for the 5th Pen...

Can I sub him off?????

 

[Rex Stone]

Huge penalty right here…

It’s one of the few stars left for @A_G with the Galactico winger Vinicius.

If he misses it’s all over…


Schmeichel stares him down…


Vinicius looks nervous…


And….


HE SQUEEZES IT PAST SCHMEICHEL’S DIVE!



Incredible nerve to keep AGFC alive in the shootout!

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Shame that @Gooner416 @Farzad Stoned @Sapient Hawk and other participants are missing the shootouts

It's a miracle I managed to get anywhere with that group of delinquents

 

[Rex Stone]

Ok then…

It’s time for the DECIDER! The fifth and hopefully final penalty taker is of course…


Captain Fantastic…


STEVIE G


He strides forward with purpose…


Smacks the ball down…


Looks at the referee…


Here we go… score this and win it all…


HE SLIPPED!!





Reminiscent of another English knobhead captain he falls over and skies the pen as he takes it!

AGFC explode in celebration! Ronaldo and @Juan Matas Beard explode in white rage.

Godin gestures at his crotch and fellow sh*thouse Pepe doesn’t like that!

Both sides are in a huge melee…

Referee unpicks both sides and NOW…

GET READY FOR SUDDEN DEATH!

 

[Riou]

It's a miracle I managed to get anywhere with that group of delinquents

I told everyone I couldn't do this as I was away on a family thing the weekend this was being done, came back and I was in this for some reason and had been randomised with a group of weirdos!

And I still think my team was better than the one you voluntarily picked

 

[Rex Stone]

All while the melee was kicking off on the halfway line David Albelda was waiting patiently to take his penalty…


This time there’s almost no margin for error…


Let’s see what he’s got in his locker…





SCORES!!!


4-3 and pressure back on the Spartans

 

[Riou]

If bros got Gerrard lined up for the 5th Pen...

Can I sub him off?????

Ok then…

It’s time for the DECIDER! The fifth and hopefully final penalty taker is of course…


Captain Fantastic…


STEVIE G


He strides forward with purpose…


Smacks the ball down…


Looks at the referee…


Here we go… score this and win it all…


HE SLIPPED!

 

[Rex Stone]

So to keep the Spartans in it here comes Patrick Kluivert…

A very solid penalty taker although with that penalty kryptonite Dutch DNA…

Lot of pressure on him here…

Whole tournament hangs on this kick…



WHAT A PENALTY!!!

Kluivert puts his countrymen to shame and cooly puts it away. No problem at all there.

Back on terms at 4-4!

 

[Rex Stone]

On we go…

And after one Dutchman it’s time for another…

Odds are against him scoring here especially as he’s missed one in a Champions League final shootout before…



Up he runs…

Schmeichel stands tall…

Dives…



But Davids slots it down the middle!!!



AGFC move ahead 5-4!

 

[Rex Stone]

Yet again the Spartans need this to stay in it…

Chosen man is Casemiro…

He knows all about picking up suspensions but can he put the ball away here?

Has to score…



COOLY TAKEN!

Sends Kahn the wrong way and it’s as you were!!

Back at 5-5!

 

[Rex Stone]

So this has to be one of the highest quality shootouts we’ve seen so far…

Two of the penalty saving GOATs in Kahn and Schmeichel who have each saved but the majority have been really well taken…

We’re getting into stress mode now…

Only people left are those who maybe didn’t want to take one…

AND UP STEPS OLIVER KAHN!

Wow!

Unreal confidence or maybe his teammates really don’t fancy it… especially a certain Argentine striker…

Kahn stares down the his homeland neighbour in the goal…

Steps up and…



SENDS SCHMEICHEL THE WRONG WAY!

Unbelievable cojones there…

Pressure once AGAIN falls back on the Spartans who have to score to stay in…

6-5!