Arteta and Edu(ardo Hagn)'s Transfer Targets: January 2021

[GDeep™]

Think Grealish has too much sauce for Arteta too, arrogant, cocky etc.

 

[Riou]

Whoever first used the word "sauce" to mean footballers with style and swagger, should get a prison sentence...it's terrible.

 

[A_G]

Whoever first used the word "sauce" to mean footballers with style and swagger, should get a prison sentence...it's terrible.

@Trilly

 

[Trilly]

Think Grealish has too much sauce for Arteta too, arrogant, cocky etc.

Arteta would bench him while Willian creates 1.5 open play chances per game for something to do with non-negotiables.

 

[Trilly]

@Trilly

@Riou don't blame me for bringing slang to A-M. Not like I made it up.

 

[blaze_of_glory]

Arteta likely thinks Grealish's hair is "a bit much."

 

[Trilly]

Arteta likely thinks Grealish's hair is "a bit much."

Imagine he was an Arsenal player when he broke lockdown to go to a house party, crashed his car and then abandoned it.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Of course, Arteta likes player with sauce. He has been playing Lacazette even if Laca has been out of breath since 2010.

 

[truth_hurts]

Arteta has a hard on for stat DNA players. Heard he wants to get Mo Farah in for a trial as well as Dennis Rodnan. He loves cardio and defence.

Trust the process. No sauce.

 

[Mitch]

Whoever first used the word "sauce" to mean footballers with style and swagger, should get a prison sentence...it's terrible.

It's almost as infuriating as Bellerin's woeful form the past 5 years.

 

[Rex Stone]

Imagine he was an Arsenal player when he broke lockdown to go to a house party, crashed his car and then abandoned it.

I think that shows good mental awareness under pressure. He’d been at an illegal house party with Ross McCormack snorting fat lines all night and on the balloons by the sound of it.

He has to drive his car because any driver picking him up would be breaking the law. His mistake was leaving the sesh too late, if he leaves at 2 or 3am and crashes then he’s fine but he left so late it was like 8am or something mental.

Easy mistake to make, we’ve all been there. When he’s driving and crashes he’s f*cked his axle so he’s stranded. What he does is gets his boy to pick him up, then stalls on reporting to a police station until the coke is out of his system and he’s sobered up then rides out the media firestorm.

I’ve heard many Jack Grealish stories and I’m just all in on him as a bloke. Friend of mine was in VIP with him in Snobs or Pryzm or somewhere and he poured himself a glass of Jack’s bottle service Grey Goose.

Then super Jack makes a big show of ordering getting bottle and then says to my boy “I don’t drink from anything a stranger’s drank from” then got my mate thrown out the club.

Massive shagger I’ve heard as well.

 

[Rex Stone]

Only problem with super Jack is that he’s 25 now and he’ll want that five year contract with fat pay if you sign him.

I know for a fact he’s been a big partier his whole career so I’d be terrified of a Rooney style fall off by year three or four.

Unlike Özil you could probably sell him on to some mugs like Villa or Everton though for a decent fee.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Only problem with super Jack is that he’s 25 now and he’ll want that five year contract with fat pay if you sign him.

I know for a fact he’s been a big partier his whole career so I’d be terrified of a Rooney style fall off by year three or four.

Unlike Özil you could probably sell him on to some mugs like Villa or Everton though for a decent fee.

5 years is fine. He falls off at 3 or 4 years its alright, we can still sell him. It sounds very good!

 

[Trilly]

I think that shows good mental awareness under pressure. He’d been at an illegal house party with Ross McCormack snorting fat lines all night and on the balloons by the sound of it.

He has to drive his car because any driver picking him up would be breaking the law. His mistake was leaving the sesh too late, if he leaves at 2 or 3am and crashes then he’s fine but he left so late it was like 8am or something mental.

Easy mistake to make, we’ve all been there. When he’s driving and crashes he’s f*cked his axle so he’s stranded. What he does is gets his boy to pick him up, then stalls on reporting to a police station until the coke is out of his system and he’s sobered up then rides out the media firestorm.

I’ve heard many Jack Grealish stories and I’m just all in on him as a bloke. Friend of mine was in VIP with him in Snobs or Pryzm or somewhere and he poured himself a glass of Jack’s bottle service Grey Goose.

Then super Jack makes a big show of ordering getting bottle and then says to my boy “I don’t drink from anything a stranger’s drank from” then got my mate thrown out the club.

Massive shagger I’ve heard as well.

Yeah you’ve told me this story before. Super Jack at the carpet 2021.

 

[Rex Stone]

Yeah you’ve told me this story before. Super Jack at the carpet 2021.

Ah couldn’t remember tbf. Guy’s a hero.

 

[African Flair]

Arteta has a hard on for stat DNA players. Heard he wants to get Mo Farah in for a trial as well as Dennis Rodnan. He loves cardio and defence.

Trust the process. No sauce.

I'd take Rodman upfront over Laca tbf.

 

[L3T5 PL4Y]

Grealish sounds like a knob head reading those posts. I suppose that's why no top clubs want him and he can't cut it at the highest level. Player wise he'd add possibly add something to us but after reading that stuff I doubt he could get along at a club like ours.

 

[Tosker]

 

[L3T5 PL4Y]

Wow. Swap with Lacazette.

 

[Riou]

Wow. Swap with Lacazette.

Trading a black guy with a big ass, for a white guy with a big ass... @BigPoppaPump thoughts on this?