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jones

Captain Serious
Don't think there's a thread to my new second PL team. Coached by former Frankfurt man, eagle mascot, great stadium, London club, hailing from the best part of London too etc

First thing Glasner did was to drop the second off day they had. Said the players were positive about it but he must've thought what kind of league is this where they train just four days a week lol

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Tir Na Nog

Won’t accept b*tch position

Country: Ireland
Don't think there's a thread to my new second PL team. Coached by former Frankfurt man, eagle mascot, great stadium, London club, hailing from the best part of London too etc

First thing Glasner did was to drop the second off day they had. Said the players were positive about it but he must've thought what kind of league is this where they train just four days a week lol

Have had a massive soft spot for them because they always seem to have pure hoopers, Bolasie, Zaha, Eze, Olise, players you just love to watch because they excite you.

What sort of manager is Glasner and what can we expect from him at Palace? Know next to nothing about the man.
 

jones

Captain Serious
Have had a massive soft spot for them because they always seem to have pure hoopers, Bolasie, Zaha, Eze, Olise, players you just love to watch because they excite you.

What sort of manager is Glasner and what can we expect from him at Palace? Know next to nothing about the man.
Very versatile tactically, played four and three at the back successfully in the past. At Wolfsburg he coached a very solid defence and got them into the Champions League when they had no business being there, to this day the only coach who made Weghorst look like a serviceable striker.

At Frankfurt he adapted to the players he had, switched to three at the back and played a very direct type of ball. Won the first European trophy there in ages, lost his best player and in the next turned Kolo Muani into Europe's most sought after forward losing a cup final to a deflection and **** luck basically.

Very interested to see what type of Glasner will be in the PL, in Wolfsburg he was very timid almost invisible whereas when he arrived in Frankfurt he was very outgoing even aggressive and started wearing Moncler and Vapormax on match days lol.
 

Sapient Hawk

Hates sharing cyberspace with Tets' bootlickers

Country: Saudi Arabia
Don't think there's a thread to my new second PL team. Coached by former Frankfurt man, eagle mascot, great stadium, London club, hailing from the best part of London too etc

First thing Glasner did was to drop the second off day they had. Said the players were positive about it but he must've thought what kind of league is this where they train just four days a week lol

This & their delightful cheerleaders clinch it.
 

Riou

The Invincibles, warra team

Country: Northern Ireland
"and their delightful cheerleaders clinch it"

If Mr Hawk ever tried talking to one of them though...

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Sapient Hawk

Hates sharing cyberspace with Tets' bootlickers

Country: Saudi Arabia
"and their delightful cheerleaders clinch it"

If Mr Hawk ever tried talking to one of them though...

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Given my intentions, I'd be disappointed if that wasn't the reaction :lol:
 

Rex Caudillo

Viva la Starmer-ball

Country: Wales

Player:Nwaneri
You've disgraced the grand ol borough of Croydon mate

Yeah I fully have but there’s actually a thriving Arsenal fandom down here lol. On matchdays you’ll see loads of our lot at East Croydon heading up to London.

Had some traumatic days watching us lose while sat with Palace home fans so may be scarred from that.

Also I cannot f*cking stand that sh*te mascot and their weapon of a chairman.
 

jones

Captain Serious
Yeah I fully have but there’s actually a thriving Arsenal fandom down here lol. On matchdays you’ll see loads of our lot at East Croydon heading up to London.

Had some traumatic days watching us lose while sat with Palace home fans so may be scarred from that.

Also I cannot f*cking stand that sh*te mascot and their weapon of a chairman.
Yeah the chairman is a ******** fair enough. Mascot is ridiculous but don't think we can have a leg to stand on here

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Bournemouth
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Brighton
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Everton
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West Ham
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Tottenham
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