Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[BigPoppaPump]

Didn't he score in the Cup final in January against Newcastle?

Looking at the kit, pretty sure that picture on the tweet is that very goal.

If we’re being honest Garnacho is probably more talented than both Rashford and Sancho.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

To be honest Walter White achieve minimum expectations this season his football is still counter attacking he'll need to get that better next season.

They need to be smart in market and they'll be better next season

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

I always impressed by Garnacho he got similar abilities of Martinelli he should be starting next season maybe get him used to play RW he way better than Antony or Sancho

 

[CaseUteinberger]

If we’re being honest Garnacho is probably more talented than both Rashford and Sancho.

Way better hair too!

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

If we’re being honest Garnacho is probably more talented than both Rashford and Sancho.

Massive talent.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

I always impressed by Garnacho he got similar abilities of Martinelli he should be starting next season maybe get him used to play RW he way better than Antony or Sancho

He's a Left Winger, always has been. His game is about cutting in.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Think the most depressing thing was when they brought Laporte on in the 94th minute, a guy that's better than all of our defenders combined.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

He's a Left Winger, always has been. His game is about cutting in.

His dribbling is very impressive not afraid to take on fullback he gave walker lot of troubles when came on today

 

[BigPoppaPump]

Think the most depressing thing was when they brought Laporte on in the 94th minute, a guy that's better than all of our defenders combined.

That John Stones is some player.

 

[dashsnow17]

He's a Left Winger, always has been. His game is about cutting in.

Isn’t that an ishoo though? Cos that’s Rashford position too

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Isn’t that an ishoo though? Cos that’s Rashford position too

Ideally we have a full squad with this level of competition.

 

[dashsnow17]

Ideally we have a full squad with this level of competition.

Yeah ideally I can eat Ben n Jerries every day without putting on weight but that ain’t gonna happen is it. Your star player Rashford plays in same position as star prospect Garnacho , that’s an ishoo imo.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Yeah ideally I can eat Ben n Jerries every day without putting on weight but that ain’t gonna happen is it. Your star player Rashford plays in same position as star prospect Garnacho , that’s an ishoo imo.

It's an issue for United, it's fantastic depth for City. The kid is 18, 7 years younger and if he's good enough he'll force his way in.

 

[CaseUteinberger]

ideally I can eat Ben n Jerries every day without putting on weight

 

[2Smokeyy]

Starboy catching strays

 

[CaseUteinberger]

Have to give ETH some credit. Two records for the ages with United this his first season in charge. 7-0 loss to Liverpool and 15 seconds to concede a goal in the FA Cup! As @farzad4daarse and the United fans know, an elite coach!

 

[CaseUteinberger]

Starboy catching strays

Translation?

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Have to give ETH some credit. Two records for the ages with United this his first season in charge. 7-0 loss to Liverpool and 15 seconds to concede a goal in the FA Cup! As @farzad4daarse and the United fans know, an elite coach!

It is not my fault it takes dullard Arteta 3 and half times as long as ETH to accomplish the same thing

 

[CaseUteinberger]

It is not my fault it takes dullard Arteta 3 and half times as long as ETH to accomplish the same thing

When did you decide to become a parody account? Trying to become "Trusted"?

 

[Batman]

It is not my fault it takes dullard Arteta 3 and half times as long as ETH to accomplish the same thing

Arteta won an FA Cup 6 months into the job with no real transfer window taking over a team that was in 8th place. ETH has just failed to win an FA Cup today 10 months into the job having spent more than 200m. He'd also likely be trophyless in year 1 if Pope had kept his head and Newcastle's midfielders weren't struggling with injuries. He took a team that finished 11 points and a place behind Arsenal to finishing 9 points and a place behind Arsenal. They should surely already be building his statue as we speak.