Michaël Ciani

[asajoseph]

Speculative, but possible.

 

[Lord Dula]

Wenger recently said the Koscielny deal was one of the most difficult he had ever done.

What did he mean by that?

He'd been out partying pretty hard the night before, had lost his voice AND had a banging headache.

 

[qs]

It takes ages to sign a player when no one knows how to pronounce his name.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

It takes ages to sign a player when no one knows how to pronounce his name.

"Hi, it's Arsène Wenger speaking. We'd like to sign that defender of yours. I can't pronounce his name, but he's the one that's pretty good. £8 million you say?! Deal! No wait, that's not him... Yes, I know I already said 'deal', but... but... oh, what the hell. He can't be worse than Nordtveit."

 

[Goons AFC]

And that's how Amaury Bischoff joins Arsenal. Mertesacker was just too long. And how do you pronounce "Per" anyway?

 

[JazzG]

Wenger recently said the Koscielny deal was one of the most difficult he had ever done.

The thought of having to spend money was probably for the reason for that