Mikel Arteta: Managerial Royalty

[Jury]

Get this witchcraft out of the thread, you ArtetaOuters have resorted to posting squiggly lines now? It's pathetic, honestly.

@Jury @rich 1990 @farzad4daarse how am I doing chief?

Let's be honest, that thing is steaming pile of sweaty bollocks. 4-0. Created **** all. The End. Poke your graphs.

 

[Trilly]

Let's be honest, that thing is steaming pile of sweaty bollocks. 4-0. Created **** all. The End. Poke your graphs.

Weird how that steaming pile of sweaty bollocks almost perfectly modelled the actual score line.

I’m telling you, it’s witchcraft, I actually agree with you!

 

[Trilly]

Sorry @Riou that was too far, it’s better when it’s not made up.

I can see a dangerous precedent being set here if I continue with this.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Wait till you see the athletic article saying that our 4-0 win was progress.

They already did that article saying how this blowout was different because we held them scoreless for 35 minutes

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Weird how that steaming pile of sweaty bollocks almost perfectly modelled the actual score line.

I’m telling you, it’s witchcraft, I actually agree with you!

Broken clocks are right twice a day

 

[OnlyOne]

They already did that article saying how this blowout was different because we held them scoreless for 35 minutes

I don't get how people don't see this. I thought we did really well, the stats don't show the passion and effort we put in.

 

[2Smokeyy]

Sorry @Riou that was too far, it’s better when it’s not made up.

I can see a dangerous precedent being set here if I continue with this.

Elite stuff.

I’m going to start using that to wind up the man that shall not be named.

 

[Jury]

Weird how that steaming pile of sweaty bollocks almost perfectly modelled the actual score line.

I’m telling you, it’s witchcraft, I actually agree with you!

Of course after all the discussion in the week and piss taking, it was always going to come good. Sods law. If it was any good, big gambling syndicates would be using it, but they don't touch it.

 

[Big Poppa]

It seems a lot of Arsenal fans don't see to be worried at the moment because we're 5th. Remember we were 3rd at a certain point in Emery's second season but the football was as bad as this and we all saw the signs long before the team imploded. The signs are not dissimilar to what we're witnessing with Arteta's Arsenal.

Goal difference is probably the most reliable indicator of how sustainable a points tally is.

 

[Riou]

Sorry @Riou that was too far, it’s better when it’s not made up.

I can see a dangerous precedent being set here if I continue with this.

Nah, it was ****ing hilarious

 

[mpower2540]

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Im in disbelief.

Threw up in my mouth reading this shower. Imagine having a name like Art and enjoying Arteta ball

 

[Makingtrax]

Can you elaborate? Not seen this mentioned before.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember

 

[Riou]

I am starting to believe that The Athletic are actually Arteta Out, tbh.

All these ridiculous articles...must be reverse psychology, no other logical reason.

 

[Toby]

Get this witchcraft out of the thread, you ArtetaOuters have resorted to posting squiggly lines now? It's pathetic, honestly.

@Jury @rich 1990 @farzad4daarse how am I doing chief?

I'm volunteering to be quartered and then have my limbs be burned and put on display. Never ever show me numbers again, I have learned they are witchcraft and I am a dumb ****.

 

[Toby]

Stop looking for attention.

Stop looking for wives to behead.

 

[Toby]

Honestly, was out Saturday night and I still feel f*cked, what age does this stop? Booze aren't fun.

Stop doing it if you can't handle it, little man.

 

[OnlyOne]

Stop doing it if you can't handle it, little man.

What can I say, people want me around.

 

[Sanchez11]

I am starting to believe that The Athletic are actually Arteta Out, tbh.

All these ridiculous articles...must be reverse psychology, no other logical reason.

They all talk sh1t!

 

[rich 1990]

Stop looking for wives to behead.

Erm, sure.

 

[Toby]

Erm, sure.

You ain't a Tudors afficionado?