Farzad Stoned
Self-appointed Deprogrammer for the Cult of Mik 🟥
Country: USA
Player:Havertz
CruyffTeta’s expansive attack philosophy resulted in us being 7th in possession, 9th in goals, and 12th in big chances created. Average, Average, and below average respectively. If I was Sam Allardyce I’d hit the Zoomba class and get on the Keto diet; he is a pair of skinny jeans away from Cruyff status and his own streaming reality show.