My first submission: Round One, Lights!

[Tegh]

Thought I'd have a bash at a match report.
I just lost my article/report virginity. Yay.

http://www.arsenal-mania.com/articles/1 ... ights.html

 

[Canuck]

Well done Tegh, I look forward to reading more from you.

 

[Tegh]

Thanks Canuck!

 

[wer]

Nice report. Hope you do it for the second leg too.

 

[Tegh]

Ta wer, we shall see.

 

[Wenger14]

Good read mate, looking foward to a "view from the stands" after tomorrow.

 

[Tegh]

I doubt it mate, I'll be knackered.

 

[Anonymous]

Wasn't exactly dramatic was it?

feck sake.. read a few BBC match reports and develop a style of telling the facts and the play behind those facts.

Dammit.

 

[Tegh]

To quote Ratinho: ngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngng

 

[Anonymous]

Bah.

Don't love chant me.

You might as well have given a fecking minute by minute report.

1minute: Henry stares at shoe.
2minute: Henry glances at far post.
3minute: Henry is standing there.
4minute: **** sake Henry, Move!

--And in four mins, I've made a more entertaining match report--

Style, Nuggz.

 

[Tegh]

Well, you're a silly ****, so it doesn't matter.
We can't all write BBC standard match reports love, you can't even type a well constructed post. It's done now, been there for two weeks, and Ashburrn thought it was good enough to be put up on the site so that's good enough for me.
Thanks.