Sead Kolašinac: The Assist Man's Bodyguard

[BigPoppaPump]

I take back everything I said about him last season, my favourite player now.

 

[Steps]

What a top ****ing lad. Changing my profile picture.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

imagine if he got his hands on them. Super fit athletic lump with stamina for days compared to these little bags of skunky lung wheezing **** houses. Best idea anyone ever had was to make it legal for the police to drive over them.

The way he ran at them with the speed and explosiveness, athlete’s really are a different level the little pr*ck couldn’t keep up with what was coming at him.

**** player but a real ************. Respect.

They were lucky I wasn’t there omds, woulda been front page news.

 

[Steps]

Can't believe how he took a swing at a dude with a helmet (not to mention a knife). **** me, what a beast.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

Can't believe how he took a swing at a dude with a helmet (not to mention a knife). **** me, what a beast.

The man was basically boxing against 2 guys with knives.

 

[Steps]

The man was basically boxing against 2 guys with knives.

You have to think that is gonna give some folks a bit of pause when he is trucking down the pitch at them at full speed.

 

[Artisan]

Özil hiding in the car while Sead is reviving memories from back in the civil war days.

Joking aside, considering the government's big brother tendencies I'm almost surprised they haven't banned mopeds in the inner cities seeing how rampant these moped gangs have become lately.

 

[tap-in]

What a top ****ing lad. Changing my profile picture.

He was my avi for his first season, all because I read an article by his previous manager who only had good things to say about Kola. I thought, he sounds like a top guy, so I stuck with him for a year. He upped his game a bit when I changed my avi, so I do take some credit!

 

[Jae]

Fair play mate. Shame some of our other players don't have his balls.

 

[Gunner D]

Fair play to kola. Had them p*ssys dashing. Wish he laid em out and stomped the c*nts. No kola slander from me for a very long time now. A lot of people could of been hurt there if it wasn’t for him. ****ing beast though.

 

[Gunner D]

Seen a comment on insta saying that if it was mustafi, he would of thrown up his arms in the air in rage, blaming Özil for driving near robbers

 

[Kingslayer]

 

[Jury]

I’m surprised the bastards didn’t start throwing acid around.

 

[9jagooner]

Jokes aside though, it seemed the attackers went straight for Mesut. They could have stolen his car if they were thieves but the report says they chased after Özil. Weird and scary

 

[GDeep™]

Jokes aside though, it seemed the attackers went straight for Mesut. They could have stolen his car if they were thieves but the report says they chased after Özil. Weird and scary

Maybe he wearing an expensive watch or jewellery

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

I’m surprised the bastards didn’t start throwing acid around.

Yeah that’s a common occurrence down your bit isn’t it? Acid attacks. Maximum respect to Kola, many a man in that situation would’ve folded like a deck chair.

Glad nobody was hurt. But **** me I worry for you Londoners sometimes. Its getting mad down there.

 

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[Artisan]

I wonder how long before Trump tweets about this just so he can have a dig at Khan?

 

[razörist]

Wtf

What is going on is that normal in london?

 

[Enz__]

Yeah that’s a common occurrence down your bit isn’t it? Acid attacks. Maximum respect to Kola, many a man in that situation would’ve folded like a deck chair.

Glad nobody was hurt. But **** me I worry for you Londoners sometimes. Its getting mad down there.

It's not that bad yet, but it isn't getting better either, police cuts have been a disaster to the surprise of no one. Just another thing we can thank this fantastically abhorrent government for. But i suppose this isn't really the place for politics.