Wenger

[Patrik_F]

I have read Wenger can speak 6 languages. English, French. Spanish, ????

 

[Loylz]

German, Japanese, and maybe Italian.

 

[Canuck]

Yep, he's a smart cookie our Arsène...

 

[Loylz]

No duh.

 

[shaz]

he can also speak american, australian, mexican, argentinian, canadian ;D

 

[Mark]

Plus Austrian and loads of places in Africa.

I suspect he can contact the dead too and all kinds of other exciting things.

 

[Loylz]

The question is can he fly though?

 

[Mark]

I don't think he can fly. He should be sacked.

 

[Loylz]

As f now the board and I have come to this decision with the aid of my TRUSTED colleague Mark the the end has come for Arsène Wenger and his reign as manager of Arsenal football club.

 

[Mark]

About time too.

 

[Loylz]

So true. He was starting to get on my nerves. All those long flights. Why can't he be like Alex Furgeson and have a special means of travel, ie. Horseback?

 

[Taozhe]

And why can't he harness the abilities of diving from our players the way Fergie can? Ruud and Ronaldo's diving skills were sublime and won them a lot of matches. I say we need a new manager now! :evil:

 

[Loylz]

He was sacked precisely 18 minutes ago. There is no need to get on his back anymore as he is not here anymore The king has been overthrown.

 

[Mark]

My thought through and unbiased view is that I am the man for the job.

 

[Loylz]

The board and I concur. All bow down to our newest recruit. He will bring unheralded success to the team and guide us to unimaginable heights. To Mark and the furure.

 

[jeromelee]

Mark will definitely do well as he's guided by his trusty right hand mate, Championship Manager.

 

[jollyak]

inscrutable

 

[Mark]

Mark will definitely do well as he's guided by his trusty right hand mate, Championship Manager.

I'm a genius at Champ Man, how hard can real football be?

 

[Soler]

Mark will definitely do well as he's guided by his trusty right hand mate, Championship Manager.

I'm a genius at Champ Man, how hard can real football be?

It's true, he is.

 

[leongsh]

Mark will definitely do well as he's guided by his trusty right hand mate, Championship Manager.

I'm a genius at Champ Man, how hard can real football be?

Really? You're good at CM? Usually starting off with Arsenal or another EPL team? Most that I know who have played CM usually boast their achievements while starting off playing a top side. I only consider someone good at CM when they consistently start off with a conference side and staying with that team all the way to it winning the EPL and/or winning a European trophy.