What will your epitaph be?

[beanz]

On a lighter note this Sunday morning, what would you like your epitaph to be?
The late, great Spike Milligan's is: "I told you I was ill"
I would like mine to be: "I played like Jimi Hendrix today" :mrgreen:

 

[Biggus]

Heh Heh good old Spike...
You know Beanz the terrifying thing for a football fan is not death itself but the thought of dying at half time, or after the 1st leg in a European tie, or in April of a close title season or like my stepfather in mid World cup But I think I would like carved on my gravestone.....

GET OFF THE ****IN FLOWERS!

 

[lewdikris]

'I'm sorry, I can't take your call right now. Please try again later.'

 

[Aussie]

See Mummy i really did have a funny tummy :|

 

[geert]

I got an itch. Wanna scratch?

 

[beanz]

Heh Heh good old Spike...
You know Beanz the terrifying thing for a football fan is not death itself but the thought of dying at half time, or after the 1st leg in a European tie, or in April of a close title season or like my stepfather in mid World cup But I think I would like carved on my gravestone.....

GET OFF THE f*n FLOWERS!

Hehe, that's assuming that anyone will leave flowers on your grave :mrgreen:

 

[USArsenal]

"Watch Your Legs"

 

[Biggus]

Hehe, that's assuming that anyone will leave flowers on your grave

Yeh they'd probably die anyway from the hot air emanating upwards.
People used to leave bottles of alcohol and splifs on Jim Morrisons grave at Pere L'chaise, of course they would be pinched, Hell the last time I was there he was on his 5th headstone/sculpture, I guess his epitaph was all around on the neighbouring graves....JIM this way with an arrow

 

[Beany]

I've always been rather fond of Churchill's:-

"I am ready to meet my Maker.

Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter".

 

[Biggus]

Edmund Blackadder to Baldrick "We are ready to meet our maker...In my case God in yours.....God Knows.

 

[kutz]

"Kids, when you die, God asked you to bring some sweet chili sauce. Heaven's running low."

 

[Biggus]

Lived a Rover, died a Rover!

Heh Heh.... well you have'nt wasted your life then